Chapter 9...
Now.. Everybody... Let's Go OUTSIDE!...hehe.. this is not a strategy game...
So Now our Fifth Game!... We Have a small Ring... Kinda Sumo Wrestling...3 of you will fight in that ring... the one who first out of the ring will lose... as the second does... You can use spells if you like... so as your weapons... Now The Battle Begins...
Why our battlefield is so small?...
Sima Yi takes the first step...
Sima Yi: Hahahah! You Fools! You Have No chance against ME!
He use his Musou... He give the two a laser beam...
Zhuge Liang: How Weak!
He Jumped , While Jumping He use his charge attack...(kinda laser beam duh?)
Sima Yi: Oh My!
He runned to Lu Xun and use him as a shield...
Lu Xun: Ouch!
Sima Yi: Hahaha... Whorthless!
Sun Quan: Lu Xun! You Jerk! Com'on Move!
Lu Xun: Shut Up Sun Duck!
Sun Quan: Huh?.. Duck?..
Zhuge Liang: Prepare Yourselves!
He use his lightning orb... and attacked Lu Xun.. While Running..
Lu Xun: I will not Lose!
Zhuge Liang: You will see...
When they are in the middle... Zhuge use his 3rd attack...Circular Blast Charge Attack...
Lu Xun: Aw.. You really made me angry!
He use his Running attack...
Zhuge Dodge it...
Zhuge Liang: Lu Xun.. You are still weak... Besides you only have your 1st weapon...
Lu Xun: Humph! You ain't see nothing yet.. Zhu-GAY Liang!
Sima Yi: Hahaha..Poor Zhu-Gay..
Cao Cao: Hey! Com'on Fight now!
Liu Bei: Defeat Them Zhuge Liang!
Sun Quan: I have nothing to say to you Lu Xun!...
Sima Yi use his Jump Charge Attack..
Sima Yi: Hahaha... Fools!
Zhuge Liang: Don't Laugh you Sima Sucka!
Sima Yi: Huh?...
Zhuge Liang: Your end is near!
Zhuge use his Running Attack to Sima Yi..
Sima Yi: Com'on Zhu-Gay.. Let's Play "Running to my PANTS"!
Zhuge Liang: Humph! Don't worry i will...
Lu Xun: Oh my..
Zhuge use his Mystical Circle Charge Attack and Sima Yi use his Jump Attack but.. Sima Yi spin in the air...
Zhen Ji: Sima Yi!
Yue Ying: Yeah! Go Zhuge!
Sima Yi: Im Not Yet Done!
Zhuge Liang: Oh.. You're still alive?..
Sima Yi: Of Course I am...
Yue Ying: Pls..Liang Finish them.. I promise we will have Sex after the Show!
Cao Cao: Arrgh!..Yuckey!
Zhuge Liang: Oh.. Really?..
Sima Yi: Damn That Zhu-Gay!
Zhuge Liang: You will be the first to say goodbye LU XUN!
Zhuge use his Musou Gage and Blow up Lu Xun...
Lu Xun: Waaaah!... I Don't Want to Die!... I have To say GOODBYE!..
Lu Xun Runs... jumped outside the ring...
Zhuge Liang: Hahahah!.. Now Lu Xun is Out!
Yuan Xi: Ok... The contestant of Wu is Finished...
Sun Quan:Arrrgh!... That Lu Xun!
Sun Ce: He's scared...
Ling Tong: We are doomed..
Yue Ying: Yah! That's Totally Right!... Finish Sima Sucka!
Sima Yi: I will Not lose to you Zhu-Gay Liang!..
Zhen Ji: Defeat him Sima! If You Beat him i will give you a BABY!
Sima Yi: Huh?.. a Baby?..
Yue Ying: If You Beat Sima Yi.. I will Give You A 100 babies if You Like!
Zhuge Liang: Huh?.. a 100 babies?..
Cao Cao: Ugh!.. That Yue Ying... She's really arggh!..
Liu Bei: That's Odd?.. 100 Babies?.. She can give to Zhuge?..
Zhen Ji: No! I can give you a 200 babies!
Yue Ying: 500!
Zhen Ji: 800! Hahah..
Yue Ying: 1000! You Are Sucked!
Zhen Ji: I can't do That!
Zhuge & Sima: Shut Up! We Don't Like Babies!
Cao Pi comes...
All: What!..
Cao Pi: Aww..My Head Hurts..
Cao Cao: Cao Pi! You're awaked..
Cao Pi: Who are You?..
Sima Yi: He's still paralyzed..
Cao Pi: Who am i?..
Cao Cao: What happened to your Brain?..
Cao Pi: Huh?.. Are You talking to me?..
Cao Cao: Of Course i am...you stupid dog..
Liu Bei: Er..I think his head are forgotten to screw?..yah..
Zhao Yun: Maybe...
Now back to the battle...
Zhuge Liang: Pray to hell Sima Sucka!
Sima Yi: No! You pray to hell Zhu-Gay Liang!
Zhuge Liang: Hahaha... Poor old creature...
Sima Yi: Hey! Im not old!...Huang Zhong is the old!
Huang Zhong: Shut up you booger!
Zhuge Liang: Yuck..Nasty..
Sima Yi: Argh..
Sun Quan: Com'on Fight!
Zhuge & Sima: Oh...
Promise..This is real...
The two use their Musou...
Sima Yi: No one can stop me!..Not even you Zhu-Gay Liang!
Zhuge Liang Droped a coin to Sima Yi...
Zhuge Liang: Earth calling Sima Yi... I see a coin on your side...
Sima Yi: Earth calling Zhu-Gay Liang...Where is it?..
Zhuge Liang: Earth calling Sima Yi... Look Down..
Sima Yi: Wooh! a American Coin!.. Huhu.. i really want it!..
Zhuge Liang: Hahaha... Com'on Get it...
Sima Yi: Ugh... I really Love it.. (drools)
While Sima Yi picking the coin...
Zhuge Liang: Your Finished..
Zhuge Used his Musou Gage...
Zhuge Liang: It ends Now!
Sima Yi: Huh?..
Zhuge Blasted Sima Yi..
Sima Yi: Waaaaaaaah!
Sima Yi is out of the ring...
Yuan Xi: The Winner of this game is... Zhuge Liang of the Shu Forces!
All Shu: Yahoo!..
Cao Cao: Arrgh! Sima Yi You Dumb!..
Sima Yi: Huhu...America...
Liu Bei: Earth Calling Cao Cao...Your strategist is a ass you know?..
Cao Cao: Earth Calling Liu Bei... We are not Yet done Liu Ass!
Sun Quan: Earth Calling Cao Cao & Liu Bei...I see an Alien on Your back!
Cao Cao & Liu Bei: Where?..
Sun Quan: Oh... It's Gone..
Cao Cao: Arggh!...I will Kill you Sun Duck!
Sun Quan: Go Ahead Cow Cow!
Liu Bei: Mooooh!
Zhao Yun: Quack..Quack!
Cao Pi: Hello! Who Are You?..
Cao Cao: Shut Up!
Sun Ce: Oh Brother..
Zhuge Liang: Uhm..Well..Sima Yi really likes America..
Yue Ying: What did you just do?..
Zhuge Liang: Oh..I just Brainwashed him...
Yue Ying: What?..With that Coin?..
zhuge Liang: Yes..
Yue Ying: Great...
Zhen Ji: Oh.. My Poor Sima...
A Pizza boy Comes...
All: Waaah! Pizza!
Pizza Boy: Oh.. Sorry.. It's For Lord Zhuge Liang..
Zhuge Liang: Just in time.. Im Hungry..
Yue Ying: Great.. Let's eat my Husband..
Sun Quan: What about us?..
Zhuge Liang: Huh?..Why you hungry?..
All: All of us YES!..
Yue Ying: Sorry... It's just right for us...
Cao Cao: Arrgh! Com'on we're hungry!...
Yue Ying: Shut Up!
Sun Ce: Pls... Let me have one...
Xu Zhu: I like em all...
Yue Ying: Eat Mud You Bitch!..
All: Huhuhu...
While The two are eating... All of the people stared at them drooling...
Pang Tong: Gulp! Hey Zhuge we are friends are we not?..
Zhuge Liang: Oh yes.. Why?..
Pang Tong: Well uhm.. I...i..
Zhuge Liang: I know...
Zhuge Give Pang Tong a slice of Pizzzza...
Pang Tong: Wow... Thank You my friend...
Cao Cao: Hey! Why him?...
Yue Ying: None of your buisness you PUNK!
The Pizzzza Boy Returns...
Pizza Boy: Another order for Lord Zhuge Liang... A 10 box of Double Deluxe...
Zhuge Liang: Oh.. All Shu Let's Celebrate.. Also The Judges.. And Yuan Xi...
All Shu: Yahoo!
Judges: Thank You!
Yuan Xi: Im Hungry too...
All Wu: Give us pls...
All Wei: Pretty Pls...
All Shu: Nooh! Eat Mud... If You Like BOGARTS!...
While Eating... Zhou Yu Apprears...
Gan Ning: Zhou Yu!
Others: Huh?...
Zhou Yu: Hi Guys...
Sun Ce: Welcome Back...
Zhou Yu: Thanks...
Few minutes... A Ice Cream Man comes...
Ice Cream Man: The Ice Cream is here master Zhuge Liang...
Zhuge Liang: Oh thank you sir...
Cao Cao: Argh! Why Zhuge Liang Have Many Food!..
Sun Quan: Oh... Im Really Hungry...
Zhou Yu: Is there a party?...
Ling Tong: Nuh uh..
Zhuge Liang: Hey Zhou Yu! Let's Eat..
Zhou Yu: Ok!..
Other Wu: Awwww...Darn it!
Sima Yi: Im Hungry...
Zhuge Liang: Oh Sima Yi.. Like Pizza?..
Sima Yi: Yah..Sure..
Other Wei: Bitch!
The Shu , The Judges , and the other Generals are so happy... Hahaha!... Crazy Wu! I Hate Them!... So The Sixth Game is up next after their meal... The game will be... For the ladies.. Pls. Wait and wait...
Chapter 9 Ends...