Chapter 13...
Oh com'on.. Bastards the next game is.. Tatararah! The Coronation Night!..
All What?.
Sima Yi: Why?
Yuan Xi: What? Hey! I'm tired of this mess! So we and the Judges have decided! so Buzz off!..
Sima Yi: How dare you talk to me like that!..
Zhuge Liang: Huh? there's no wrong with that..
Sima Yi: Oh Mother Fuckers!..
While the Judges and Yuan Xi are talking..
Cao Cao: Darn you Liu Bei! How can your pair is beautiful than ours!..
Liu Bei: What? You have Sima Yi.. He's Beautiful..
All Wei: What!..
Sun Quan: What about us? don't you want us to join your Fight?..
Cao Cao: Who are you?..
Liu Bei: Some Strangers..
All Wu: Shits!..
Sima Yi: You have no right to insult me like that!..
Liu Bei: Oh really?.. I didn't mean to.. What? you hurt?..
Sima Yi: God damn!..
Zhuge Liang: Don't worry Sima Yi.. I'm sure you will be the Shining Star of the Night!..
Yue Ying: Yeah shining star.. Haha..
Sima Yi: Look who's talking.. Well you Man-Woman will be the most Handsome Guy for tonight..
Yue Ying: Whaaaat?..
Sima Yi: Penis..
All Shu: ...!
Sun Jian: Shitty Wei & Shu..
Cao Cao: Oh.. we shits?..
Liu Bei: Thank You.. Baby Dicks..
Lu Xun & Gan Ning: Oh Shut up!..
Ma Chao: Baby Dicks..
Sun Quan: Hey they said shut up!..
Cao Pi: Go to your doctors to the Future.. And circumcise..
Liu Bei: Right.. You too Shang Xiang..
Sun Shang Xiang: Ugh!.. I will kill you Liu Bei!..
Liu Bei: Oh.. Sure why not now?.. Tomboy..
Sun Shang Xiang: Arrggh! I hate you!..
Guan Yu: Boo..
Zhang He: How Beautiful..
Zhuge Liang: Oh right.. Zhang He.. I didn't see you.. Go and replace Zhen Ji..
Zhen Ji & Zhang He: What!..
Alright!... Contestants.. Ready for the last!...
All Audience shuted and sitted... Contstants at the stage..
Yuan Xi: Buwah ha ha ha ha!.. No one Wins!..
All: What!...
Yuan Xi: Lol.. I'm only Joking.. Hahaha.. Idiots!..
Cao Cao: Die!..
Yuan Xi: Whatever.. Ok Lu Bu will announce the best people..
Lu Bu at the stage...
Lu Bu: Alright you punks.. The best Super Hero costume belongs to..
Fanfare...
Lu Bu: Lu Xun & Xiao Qiao!..
All: What the?..
Sun Ce: Yahoo! Best costumes!..
Cao Pi: Boo! Go home Captain America!..
Zhao Yun: Yeah!.. Baby Dicks don't belong here!...
Lu Bu: Next.. The Strongest guy!..
Fanfare...
Lu Bu: Sima Yi!..
Shu: Huh?..
Wei: Yeah! Bring on the Beauty!.. Hooray!..
Wu: We Give up..
Zhuge Liang: Fare enough..
Lu Bu: Next.. The Smartest!..
Sima Yi: Muhahahahaha! I am the one!..
Zhuge Liang: Really?.. Suck a Pig..
Sima Yi: No thanks.. Suck your wife's Dick..
Zhuge Liang: Bitch!..
Sima Yi: Fool..
Lu Bu: The Smartest are!...
Fanfare...
Lu Bu: Sima Yi & Zhuge Liang?.. What?.. We have a tie?..Cool..
Cao Cao: Noo!..
Liu Bei: That's not fare!..
Lu Bu: Hey! you're not the judge.. so shut the fuck up!..
Cao Cao & Liu Bei: Fine..
Lu Bu: The most Sexiest woman!..
Cao Cao: We know! It's Zhe-!
Lu Bu: It's Yue Ying!..
Wei: What!..
Wu: No Way!..
Shu: Oh my God!..
Yue Ying: Oh! I can't Believe it!.. I'm Sexy!..
Zhen Ji: No!.. How can a Man-Woman be that Sexy?..
Yue Ying: Jealous!.. Exersise.. you're getting fat you pig!..
Zhen Ji: Arrgh!.. I promise you will die!..
Lu Bu: Next the most hansome...
All: We don't want to hear it!..
Lu Bu: Haha. You will be suprised..
All: Go ahead!..
Lu Bu: The handsomes are!.. Sima Yi and Yue Ying!..
All: What!...
All Standing Ovation!..
Yue Ying: Noo!..
Sima Yi: Hahaha.. Handsome!..
Cao Cao: Ugh!.. How awful..
Jiang Wei: Prime Minister..
Zhuge Liang: I give up..
Sima Yi: Fools.. Go and get married again..
Lu Bu: Ok!.. The all you've waiting for!.. The Greatest kingdoms!..
All: Yeah!..
Lu Bu: The Greatest Kingdoms.. are none other than!.. The Kingdom of Wu!..
All Shu & Wei: What the hell are you talking about!..
All Wu: Yeah!... We are the Greatest!.. Boo Wei & Shu!...
Cao Cao: My power..
Liu Bei: My virtue..
Cao Cao & Liu Bei: Gone..
The Last Chapter is done!.. No more next.. i'm too tired for the games so.. i have to end this..
Sorry.. Wu is the greatest.
They're too POOR.. Sorry Guys. Kill me..
Chapter 13 ends...