Legend Speaking: I forget the names of John's brothers, so his brothers in this story are the two I remember :-P

Chapter 24

"The champ is here!" John yelled as he walked into his old house. Lidia placed her sunglasses on top of her head as her eyes gazed around the house. Yes, it was a nice house but considering the situation with Lidia and John's mother, Hell seemed like a five star hotel.

"Johnny, my boy," John's Dad greeted him. "How ya doin eh? Come in, have a couple of dri...Lidia! Goodness gracious, look at you now!" Lidia and John Sr. exchanged a hug for a greeting, hugging each other tightly. Madison invited herself into the living room, where everyone 'ooh' and 'aww' over her blue silk dress.

Catherine Cena had her arms crossed at the doorway, staring at her husband and how he was greeting their son's girlfriend. Once they seperated, Lidia mocked Catherine's pose.

"Catherine."

"Mrs. Cena to you, my dear."

"Look, I'm here for five days, the least you could do is at least pretend you like me for my daughter's sake. But if you can't manage that, then I can easily leave with her, and you'll never see her again," Lidia explained. "Now, let's go back into the living room and have a merry fucking Christmas with everyone else." She stormed her way past the older woman, making her way to the living room. Shreeks and squel's were heard seconds later as the other Cena son's girlfriends greeted Lidia.

"Catherine, it's only for a couple of days," John Sr. tried to explain to his wife. "Just try to be nice to her, my car needs an oil change and she's the only person that'll do it for free."

"This is my first time seeing my grand daughter, and you want me to act nice to a bitch like that?"

"Hey now, Santa is watching you. Why don't you go in the living room with the girls, and the guys and I will go get the presents and put them under the tree." It sounded more like a command than an option, but Catherine managed to put her fake smile as she walked into the living room.

Madison was playing a video game with Aaron (Sean's son with wife Natasha,) and Dana (Dan's daughter with wife Ana. Aaron was five and Dana was four as well.

"Hello girls." Catherine smiled through gritted teeth as she took a seat next to Natasha. "How are we this evening?"

"Just great Catherine, thanks again for inviting us," Ana thanked. Natasha nodded her head in agreement while Lidia sat in her chair cross legged and her head resting on the palm of her hand. Her Mtoley Crue shirt was clinging to her thin frame, knowing the band on the shirt only digusted Catherine even more.

"Where are the guys?" Lidia questioned.

"Getting the gifts. Can you keep your legs closed long enough for John to return, Lidia?" Catherine replied. Lidia bit her tongue, trying to do her best to hold back any words that may come out. Being in front of Madison, she didn't want her to see how she doesn't get along with John's mother.

"That's fine. It just means the sex tonight will be longer than usual."

"Hey kids, how about we go into the kitchen for a snack," Natasha suggested, sending a glare to Ana. The kids dropped their video game controllers instantly and raced to the kitchen.

Once Natasha and Ana left, it was only Lidia and Catherine, and the claws were ready to come out.

"A tramp like you doesn't deserve my son," Catherine spat.

"A tramp? You're calling me a tramp? The shit I put up with while being with John, I should get a fucking award for it. Not too many women would go back with a man that left them alone to raise their kid, while they go out and make a name for themselves in the wrestling world. I had to take Madison on tour with me, because one set of grandparents were too busy to take her, and the other set won't even send her a fucking Christmas card!" Lidia shouted, getting into Catherine's face. "You, are a disgrace to grandparents everywhere. Now, if you excuse me, I'll be taking my daughter and myself back to St. Louis to spend the Christmas holidays, because she doesn't deserve this." She pushed her way past Catherine as she allowed herself into the kitchen, receiving weird glares from Natasha and Ana.

"Leaving so soon, Lids?" Ana asked.

"Madison doesn't need to put up with that bull shit. I don't know why she has to be such a bitch to me and not you guys. When are you going to tell her the real reason why your's and Dan's wedding was pushed up ahead six months anyways?" Lidia questioned. "I have to go talk to John, can you guys watch Madison for a second?" Natasha nodded her head in agreement.

When Lidia left the front door, a confused John stood at their car, his arm's crossed against his chest. "Fifteen minutes," he told Lidia. "Fifteen minutes you lasted with my Mom. Honestly Lidia...It's Christmas..."

"Tell her that," Lidia sniffed, putting her sunglasses on to hide her tears. "All I asked was where you guys were, and she makes some smartass comment about me keeping my legs closed long enough for you to return. I'm not putting up with that. Sorry honey, but it's bull shi..."

"Lidia...just calm down, come here." John wraped her up in a hug, pulling her as close to him as he possibley could without squashing her. She nuzzled in closer to his warmth, she was after all wearing a t-shirt and jeans, and it was a Boston winter.

"Kiss me," she whispered to him. John raised his eyebrows in confusion. "Kiss me, John. Kiss me like that one time...like at the bus a few months ago, after the show..."

"Lid, you know I love you..."

"Please John?" She took off her sunglasses, showing off her bloodshot eyes. Leaning against the car, she streatched out her arms so they covered the span of the windows and glared up at the kitchen window where John's mother was. Her shirt rode up a little bit, showing off her stomach, the top of her boxers just covering a little bit of her abdomen.

John licked his lips at the sight, rubbing his hands together. "I hope you aren't making me do this to make up for the other night, when you dressed up and didn't give me any," he told her with a chuckle.

"John Anthony Felix Cena, I swear to God...if you don't kiss me now, you'll never get any again." A smile appeared on her lips, her eyes gleaming sexiness.

John crashed his lips onto hers, catching her off guard. Her arms instantly wrapped around his neck, bringing him closer to deepen the kiss. Her tongue was trying to get into his mouth, but he wouldn't allow it as his lips sucked on hers, hard. His hand ran up her shirt, finding her bra clasp and un clasped it. Lidia took her arms away from John neck, taking the bra off, but still had her lips attached to his.

"If you don't get me to a room right now, I'll lose my mind," Lidia mumbled against John's lips.

"What about Madison?" He questioned.

"Doesn't the hotel have a daycare centre?" Lidia questioned back.

"Hotel?"

"Yea, I knew this wouldn't work out so I booked a hotel room ahead of time." John laughed as he picked up Lidia , like a newlywed husband would carry their wife, as they re-entered the house.

"Ma, I wish I could stay longer," John began, looking at his Mom, "but I can't stand how you're treating the women in my life."

"I should be the only woman in your life John. Not that tramp, or...Madison."

"Hey Catherine, I took the time to get you a Christmas gift...do you mind if I give it to you privately?" Lidia asked, a teasing smile playing on her lips.

"But of course," Catherine answered dryly. John put down Lidia as Madison came over and grabbed a hold of her fathers hand. The two waved goodbye to everyone in the kitchen as Lidia and Catherine entered the living room again.

"Let me just say...that your son...is amazing at sex," Lidia whispered. She reached into her back pocket, pulling out a small ziplock bag. She winked at Catherine as she left the room, leaving John's mother dumbfounded with the object in her hand: The pregnancy test that she took with Stacy and Mags.

It read positive.

Legend Speaking: Let me explain lack of updates...A lot of stuff has happend lately...I got a job...some death in the family...and I also noticed that with the lack of reviews I've been getting lately, it has brought down my willingness to write. So please, if you like my story, review it. If you don't, review it anyways, so then I at least know what you think.

You may have notice I deleted a chapter. The reason for that was that I thought I had an idea...but then it turned out to be shit. That's all. I hope you guys like this chapter and idea better!

Does anyone else think this whole "No Songfic" rule, sucks?