Disclaimer: I don't own them that should be obvious being that I am still a poor college student who is currently craving taco bell.

Rating: R for language and talk of sex and maybe sex

Note: This will be a crossover with Smallville (AU some where in the middle of season 4 ep 1 that pretty much where I got lost)

Second note: in this world book 5 did happen Sirius fell throw the veil but than he came back.muhahahah

Author note: I'm still working on this fic. So this is unusual 4 me I usually finishes the story before I post them so sorry if it takes awhile.

Caught in the act HARRY part one

"Draco Malfoy, I'm getting buggered by Malfoy. He's a death eater. I know it for a fact. I've seen the dark mark on his arm. I've licked the dark mark on his arm" Harry looked up to find Hedwig steering at him head titled to one side

" Don't look at me like that. I only told you cuz I thought you wouldn't judge me"

Hedwig hooted.

" He's missing since early last week. Dumbledore has to know where he is and that bastard won't tell me. It's not like he has a reason not to tell me. Merlin couldn't he just give me a straight answer for once. He is somewhere regaining his strength is not an answer. Especial when it's said with that bloody smirk and the twinkle in his eyes"

Hedwig hooted and flapped her wing twice.

" Shit Hedwig I can't tell Ron, he'll pop a fuss. His heart will give out I can't kill my best friend over sex. And Hermione will look at me with that mommy look, the one that says I can't believe you've been keeping secrets from us"

Hedwig nipped his ear.

" No I can't tell Sirius. Well I could tell him except I think he's to busy buggering Lupin to pay much attention to what I'm saying"

Harry looked up at the angry sky. Dark clouds had hover over the sun for most of the day night was drawing close and the wind had picked up the temperature had dropped it would start raining soon which was fine with him, maybe than everyone else would lose there unnatural happy mood. Shit Malfoy. What if Voldermort had him? Well Voldermort had him, the dark mark on his lovely pale arm proved that but what if old fuck face had him chained to a wall or something equal sadistic. This was stupid they were just fuck buddy not lovers. His absences shouldn't hurt like this.

Hedwig nipped at Harry's ear

" He was my first Hedwig, he doesn't know that but I do."

Hedwig rubbed her head against Harry's cheek.

" I miss him. I know I shouldn't but detention is kind of lonely with out him"

The sky opened up and rain fell.