Caught on the act five

Disclaimer: I don't own them that should be obvious being that I am still a poor college student.

Rating: R for language and talk of sex and maybe sex

Note: This will be a crossover with Smallville (AU somewhere in the middle of season 4 ep 1 that pretty much where I got lost)

Second note: In this world book 5 did happen but we are ignoring the fact that Sirius fell throw the veil.

Author note: I'm still working on this fic. This is unusual for me I usually finishes the story before I post them so sorry if it takes awhile.

Lex one

I hate planes. I have enough reasons to hate them. I'm no longer afraid of flying. It's more of a control issue. I am not particularly fond of being under some one else control. It's sad to say I refer commercial fights to a privet jet. Less chance of someone crashing the plane just to kill me when there are about 300 hundred casualties.

Tonight no different for any other night I spent crossing the Atlantic. I'm as always the first person off the plane. Laptop and carry on all I took with me when I left London. No need bring everything home when chances are I'll be back in London some time next week. Dad is acting up. Whatever he planning is based in London. Knowing him as well do it won't stay London based, not for long. He in deep what every he's doing is big. Big enough to get Dumbledore interested in me. I'm not really the save the world type of person. I'm doing this more as a favor to Draco. Draco. He was drunk off his ass when I sent him back to school. I wonder what the kid up to now. Probably fucking the socks of the Potter kid.

Step out in to the long term parking garage. Finding my car not a problem. It the only Porsche in long term parking. Sliding behind the wheel feels like coming home. I have not against England but I like driving on the right side of the road. I also really like wide Kansas roads and empty space. I throw my carry on and laptop in to passenger seat. Slide on my driving gloves and step on the gas. The mansion is over an hour from the airport if you drive at the speed limit. if I keep my foot on the gas the whole way there I can make it in under 45 min. Out of habit I take the back road that takes me pass the Kent farm. 5 minute before the turn my cell goes of ring tone tells me it Chloe. I easy of the gas pull the car to a stop, flip open my phone.

"Ms. Sullivan."

"Are you back in the states yet."

"Five minutes from the Kent farm."

"oh." The phone moves I here something that sounds like giggles.

"Chloe are you okay."

More shuffling than. "yeah Lex better than fine. I'm actually at the Kent farm right now. Would you mind swinging by and picking me up."

"Chloe I have a lot of work to do before this night is over and you sound drunk."

"Not drunk tips. Believe me Lex drinks where needed. I also have an update that you should know about. And Pete drove me here. Now he is drunk there no way Clark is letting him drive so I have no way of getting home."

"Pete's in Smallville? Is Clark drunk?"

"Yes I think he is. But he still Mr. responsible."

"I bet he is. I'm come to get you Chloe be out front minutest the farm boy."

"Come on Lex you know you want to see him. He misses you."

"Chloe."

"Sorry mouth shut got it. I'll be out front is Pete allowed to come say hi."

"Good by Chloe."

I hang up in the middle of her giggle. Tipsy Chloe just what I need. It can only make my night better. She says she has an update I don't think she would lie about that to get me to come to the Kent farm. But this is Chloe and she tipsy. Teenager why do I let myself deal with them. I take off at a speed close to the speed limite. No need to rush.

When I pull into the Kent's drive way Chloe is waiting Pete at her side no Clark in site. I throw my laptop and carry on in the back seat reach across and open the passenger door. Chloe skips across the distance and slide in to my car. She is smiling.

"Hell-oh Lex. The farm boy is curled up on his sofa in the barn turns out he doesn't want to see you either."

Clark hiding from me what else is new. "I'm sure he has his reasons."

Chloe smile gets bigger. "Yeah he has his reasons."

Pete comes to sit by the open passenger door. He leans in to Chloe lap. She reaches out and pets his head. I fight back a snicker. These farm kids do not hold there liquor well. Pete rest his head on Chloe knees

"Chloe remember we promised Clark it's all secret can't tell anyone ever."

She nods her head. "I remember Pete it was not even an hour ago. Say hi to Lex."

"Hi Lex." He gives me dopey smile from Chloe lap.

"Hi Pete. Have you picked a school yet."

He frown "MU"

I have no doubt he would go there for Chloe. Which is fine. I would prefer he went to Gotham better law school but Metropolis University isn't bad an he gets to stay with his friends. "That's a good choice Pete. Are you going to let me go now or will you be spending the night in Chloe lap?"

He smirks. "I would love to stay in the lap but Clark probably crying his eyes out by now I have to go do the morel support thing." He sits up stretching he bit on his lip to hold back a yawn. "If I'm lucky he'll be to tired to do much crying. Beer always makes him sleepy."

Clark crying why? None of my business. If he wants me to know he'll tell me himself one day most likely when hell is free admission skating ring. Clark Kent and his secrets.

Pete stands and closes the passenger door. He leans in place a kiss on Chloe lips. Well that is new.

"Lex I'm giving you for warning I'm bringing Clark over tomorrow. Call me when you get home Chloe."

She smiles. I take off. Clark sitting in his barn crying over what? now was no the time to thing about Clark there where bigger thing to deal with like crazed wizard and my mental unbalanced Dad. I make a crazed u-turn step on the gas and head for Chloe house. She sit in the passenger seat watching me a small drunk smile on her flushed face. I ignore her and concentrate on the pile of papers waiting to greet me at home.