My, I didn't expect everyone to enjoy this so much… I feel loved. So, I shall thank all you members of the depraved masses with this chapter.
The Shinobi's Guide to Voodoo
By Kaori
Two very familiar figures sat in Ichiraku Ramen examining the contents of the Voodoo Kit after consuming several bowls of ramen.
"Hey, check this out!" Naruto exclaimed. "It's a Home Hypnotism starter set."
"Seriously?" Kiba raised an eyebrow.
"Yeah, apparently it comes free with the Home Voodoo Kit." He said, as he continued to rummage through the box. "There's a pendulum and an instruction manual. Eh? What's this?" he took a small bottle out of the box and examined it. "Love Potion #8.5."
"Check the box again, maybe there's a note about it."
Naruto nodded and did just that, very quickly finding the slip of paper concerning the bottle. "Huh. It says here that the person it's used on will fall in love with the first person of the opposite gender they see for twenty-four hours."
"Fall in love for twenty-four hours? What happens after that?"
"Don't know, it doesn't say anything besides that." Naruto blinked and then suddenly grinned evilly. "Oh I just got the most brilliant idea since instant ramen…"
Shizune knocked on the door to the Hokage's office before going in. As usual, the desk was pile high with papers, mostly to hide the person sleeping behind them. The closer she got, the more apparent the snores became. She sighed; this was the great leader of the village?
"Tsunade-sama." She ventured hoping that this time the older woman would wake up without the usual nonsense. Be careful what you wish for…
A loud crash at the window was the only warning either of the women got when a bundle of white and red attached itself to Tsunade.
"KYAAAAA!" the rudely awakened Hokage screamed and judo tossed her "attacker" into a wall.
"Tsunade, my love, you're so energetic." The person cooed as he extracted himself from the impressive hole he'd made. "What a lucky man I am!"
"Jiraiya!" Tsunade screeched. "What is the meaning of this!" Said man was instantly by her side.
"Come now, my love. You cannot deny what is between us…"
Shizune was somehow managing to look amused and appalled at the same time. "Well, this isn't the usual nonsense that's for sure." She thought as Jiraiya was sent through the window this time. "Oh great…that's going to be difficult to fix."
"What has he been smoking?" Tsunade panted, very unnerved by Jiraiya's very odd behavior.
"I am merely high on my love of you, sweet Tsunade."
The Hokage twitched and looked down and to her left to see Jiraiya's head leering at her from her desk drawer.
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"
"Ah love." Naruto sighed from the roof. "It is truly a beautiful thing."
"You are a sick man, Naruto." Kiba muttered. Akamaru barked in agreement.
Tsunade ran as fast as she could out of her office and the tower hoping to escape the amorous advances of her former teammate. Jiraiya, who had extracted his upper body from the drawer and leaning casually from the desk watched her with a small smile on his face.
"I see she is in a playful mood today." He commented and disappeared in a puff of smoke.
Shizune stood in the office blinking. Perhaps she should take the rest of the day off; some days working under the Hokage was far too strange.
Kakashi was still wandering around when he caught sight of the Hokage running as if her life depended on it. A few seconds later Jiraiya, still declaring his undying love, rushed by hot on her heels. The Copy-nin blinked, then smiled (though it was hard to tell with that mask on). "What do you know, there is justice in this world after all." He said, before nonchalantly going to "liberate" his collection of smut from the Hokage's office.
Will there be more havoc to come? Will Jiraiya catch Tsunade and if he does, will the Hokage give in to his amorous whims? How deep does the rabbit hole of depravity go? If you want it to go further, I suggest you review!