Crazier than a monkey in a fish bowl it's.
The Shinobi's Guide to Voodoo
By Kaori
If you were to ask Iruka what he would be doing today he probably wouldn't have said "trying to get the Hokage out from under my bed" but that's what he was doing.
He had just finished lecturing Shikamaru about proper chounin conduct and that if he should ever feel the urge to do such things again that the privacy of his own home was far more appropriate than the middle of the village. Shikamaru had only sighed loudly and insisted that he had no idea what Iruka was talking about.
Apparently, the Department of Weird Shit decided that Iruka hadn't been receiving his daily quota since Naruto graduated from the Academy and thought it best to make up for lost time. When he got home, he flopped down on the bed and was greeted by a resounding "Ouch!"
Last time he checked, beds didn't talk. Cautiously, he looked underneath and staring back at him was the Godaime.
"Wha...wha...Hokage-sama!" Iruka shrieked, jumping back a little.
"Sshhh!" she hissed.
"Hokage-sama, what are you doing here!
"What? Hokage's can't visit people?"
Iruka, hearing the somewhat Naruto-ish response relaxed slightly. "Since when has 'visiting' included breaking into a person's house and hiding under their bed?"
"Since this afternoon." Tsunade said, shifty-eyed.
"O...kaayyy."
We'll leave Iruka with his problem for now and seek out Naruto and Kiba who are poring over the voodoo kit's instruction manual.
"Oooh! This one shows you how to make a zombie!" Naruto whistled.
"Forget it, I ain't diggin' up anybody." Kiba huffed. Akamaru whined, strangely disappointed.
"Fine then, what about this one!" he pointed to a section.
"Curses eh?" Kiba read. "This one looks like fun, but can we get away with it?"
"Depends, how do you feel about going back into The Forest of Death?"
"Screw that, I'm not going back in there." His nose twitched and Akamaru suddenly gave a low whine.
"What's wrong?" asked Naruto.
"I smell tanuki." whispered Kiba. Naruto's eyes widened.
"Gaara."
Yes, the depravity has been toned down for this chapter but fret not! It will return!