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Chapter 1 - Tipsy Terror
By: Miakakilala and Bite Sized
Once again the time comes for the G-boys to unite at the Kushrenadra Military Academy. To set the setting, the whole crew is on the school bus driving to the school's secret location (Canada! eh) *Miakakilala- "why are we telling them the secret location?" Bite Size - "cause we are. now WRITE!!!"* Celebrating the beginning of their second year, Duo is leading the party located at the back of the bus. Once again, this means extracting the hidden achohol from his large overcoat and hiding again as the different teachers come to check on them. This is Mariemaia's first year and as the daughter of the headmaster, Trieze Kushrenada, she is being forced to sit up front and be the good little girl that she is. * authors burst out laughing at the thought *
"Dad, what is that noise?" Marie questioned her father, though she knew the answer. Her father had complained about a particular bunch of "students" all summer.
"That is nothing, just some barbaric students who cannot respect others by keeping silent and behave. Are you not glad to be up here with me now. To think you wanted to sit at the back! With those... MONSTERS! Now please excuse me while I go ask the driver how much longer till we reach the Academy. There is so much to do when we get there."
"Yes Sir, I'll stay right here", She crossed her fingers as she spoke this. Just as before, she planned to do some exploring.
* * * * * * * * * * * * *
"Duo, please put that away," Quatre pleaded as he again saw the enormous amount of bottles emerge from the boys coat, "You know that we aren't allowed achohol at school. If we were to get caught..."
Trowa reached for the bottle opener before he grabbed the bottle Duo held out to him, "Come on Quatre, we aren't at school yet. Just on the bus. And getting closer to the school. Soooo... that means we have to drink it all before we get there. Don't want Duo to get into trouble, do you?"
"Well... no... I suppose... But what about the factor of us being drunk when we get to school?", Quatre quivered.
"You worry WAY too much. Learn to lighten up. Or I'll dump you."
"Trowa, You Wouldn't... Would You?", Cries Quatre as his eyes bubbled with sparkly tears.
"No never. I just said that. Oh Quatre, don't look at me like that. I'm sorry. Do you need a hug?", Trowa cooed.
* sniff * "yeah"
The couple embraces just a Miaka runs in from the bathroom. Miaka dashed to her friend Duo's side proclaiming, "Are you guys at it AGAIN?!?!?! That's like the 12th time this trip. How did you survive all summer without each other?"
Trowa stuck his tongue out at her as together he and Quatre replied, "We didn't so now we're making up for it!"
"NO NO NO NOT THE BUNNIES!!!! I'LL TALK! I'LL TALK! ANYTHING BUT THE BUNNIES!!!!!" His arms flailing, Wufei slapped the unsuspecting Heero as he awoke. Gazing around the bus, Wufei realized that everyone was staring at him.
"What do you want????", the clue less boy growled. He looked at Duo's face, scrunched from holding in laughter, "DUO..."
Bursting into hysterical laughter, Duo fell off his chair and began rolling on the aisle floor, mimicking Wufei, "Not the Bunnies! Anything but the bunnies!!!!"
Wufei turned an incredible shade of dark crimson as he finally realized what they were laughing at. He had spent all these years hiding his fear of those little white terrors and now that effort went to waste.
Quatre piped up. "Wufei, have you ever thought of counseling? Trust me, it can do a world of good."
Just then a pound of flying fist rammed into the blushing boy's face. Heero had regained himself from the thought of being slapped by anyone other than Relena and decided to gain revenge on the attacker who would be cowardly enough to hit an unsuspecting opponent with his back turned.
At this moment, our little Mariemaia crept into the scene. She gasped at the hit and crouched low so no one would see her. Unfortunately, Duo was still on the floor laughing and caught sight of the tiny girl.
"Heeeeyyyy. Who do we have here? Are you a new victi... I mean student?"
"Uh yeah, sure. What's going on here?"
Duo grinned. "Bunny!"
"WHERE?????!!!!!" Wufei cowered.
"That's what's going on. Bunny, bunny, bunny, bunny..."
SMACK. Wufei punched Duo hard in the stomach. Everyone laughed again.
"Who the heck are you people?"
"I'm Duo. Duo Maxwell, I might run and hide but I'll never tell a lie. That's me in a nutshell. Well actually I never really do lie, I just never tell the whole truth. Well actually...."
"Shut up Duo. We get the point. I'm Miaka, been this idiots friend for ages. Ever need help in this prision, just call. We girls need to stick together! Let's see. The one staring out the window is Heero"
* Grunt *
"Just ignore him. He tends to be "slightly" antisocial." Only Du- chan here can get him to talk and that's not really a good thing. It means that he's yelling at him. There's Quatre."
Quatre smiled, "Nice to meet your aquiantince. It would be a pleasure to have tea with you some time. Now if you'll excuse me, I have some cuddleing to do."
"The one he is cuddleing is Trowa. Aka... Circus boy. Lived there for ages. Just ignore the two of them. This could go on forever. 13!" This last comment was not directed to Mariemaia, but to the couple, reminding them of just how many times they have already snuggled today.
"Last is the bunny boy cowering in the corner. Wufei is just mad cause a women saw him afraid. He hates us Onnas. Or so he says. Think thats everyone for now. Who are you?"
"Mariema..."
"Oh Hee-chan," Relena burst through the door. Heero duck out of site behind the leather bus seat as the unmistakable voice was heard.
"Please someone kill her", a small whisper was heard to only those beside the poor creature.
"Where are you? Oh darling. There you are. Uh... why are you on the floor? You guys started a game of hide and seek without me? Well, I found you." How stupid can Relena get?
Miaka spoke up, "This is the "queen of the world" Relena. Never tell her where Heero is or he'll kill you. Literally. He carries a handgun at all times. Now, without interruptions this time, who are you?"
"My name is Mariemaia, but everyone calls me Marie. And yes, I'm a new student. What about you guys. What year for you?"
Duo grinned, "Only two years left for all of us. We're all second years. Most of us knew each other from before though. I was the only one who knew Miaka. We were in the Sweepers Gang together on L2. Why you going to a military school?"
"My dad thought it would be a good idea. You know, for behavior and learning new skills, you?", Marie responded.
"Most of us are orphans, and this happens to be the school that the government sends us to. They said something about behavior and learning respect, but we didn't really pay attention. This is a government sponsored school, the government looks after most of us. Some crap like that", Duo quirked up, "Quatre is an orphan tecnically but his sisters look after him and he has money. He only came here cause we were here and it's really different from other schools. Trowa's sister teaches here so yeah."
"Sweet"
"So anyways, want some coolers?," Duo inquired.
"Some what?!?!?!?!"
"You know... booze"
"I know what it is, but isn't illegal and against the rules?"
"That's why we have to finish them now, or at school, your choice."
Mariemaia determined that this would great opportunity to make some more interesting friends and hey, they seemed really cool. Giving into the peer pressure and taking in the exciting situation, Marie took the first step into changing her life and grabbed a Banana Berry cooler. If her father could on see her, he would be smacking his head on the bus window. *Bite Sized- he problably is right now. if only they could see him*
At this moment, the lovely gym teacher Hilde Schbeiker enter onto this wonderful scene. Marie gasps as she tries to hide her cooler under the seat
Marie pleaded for mercy," Please Miss Schbeiker, don't tell Mr. Trieze, I'll never do it again!!!!!!"
"Mr. Trieze?"
"I mean Mr. Kushrenada. Please!!!!"
"Hey Hilde," Miaka chirped up, "What's up?"
"Not much, just that we will be arriving soon, so you better get ready. And by the way, you'd better finish all your...er...beverages.," Hilde turned to leave but then glanced over her shoulder, "By the way Mariemaia, Mr. Trieze is looking for you" With this, Hilde removed herself from the picture.
Marie did a back take, "Oh shoot, I forgot. Sorry, but I really must go. Thanks for the cooler. Bye"
* * * * * * * * * * * * * *
Marie returned to find her father in a frenzy. "Mariemaia, where on this earth have you been?"
"I just went to the bathroom. You know it is so far away."
"What do you mean. There is one right here," Trieze pointed to the door to his immediate left.
"What?!?. Oh. Look so there is. I feel like such a fool. I can't believe I didn't see that there." Can anyone say drama class?
"Oh well, we are here now. Go join your fellow classmates and enter the assembly room. I have to go instruct the staff."
Miakakilala - so...how was it? Bite sized - please R&R. this is our fanfic. Miakakilala - lotsa more chapters to come!!!!!!!!!!!!! Bite Sized - ummm we started this a bit ago and we have lots in store.... sorry if it gets a little insane. M - hope we didn't offend anyone with what we did with the characters. B - thanks for reading. we hope chapter 2 will be up soon.
Chapter 1 - Tipsy Terror
By: Miakakilala and Bite Sized
Once again the time comes for the G-boys to unite at the Kushrenadra Military Academy. To set the setting, the whole crew is on the school bus driving to the school's secret location (Canada! eh) *Miakakilala- "why are we telling them the secret location?" Bite Size - "cause we are. now WRITE!!!"* Celebrating the beginning of their second year, Duo is leading the party located at the back of the bus. Once again, this means extracting the hidden achohol from his large overcoat and hiding again as the different teachers come to check on them. This is Mariemaia's first year and as the daughter of the headmaster, Trieze Kushrenada, she is being forced to sit up front and be the good little girl that she is. * authors burst out laughing at the thought *
"Dad, what is that noise?" Marie questioned her father, though she knew the answer. Her father had complained about a particular bunch of "students" all summer.
"That is nothing, just some barbaric students who cannot respect others by keeping silent and behave. Are you not glad to be up here with me now. To think you wanted to sit at the back! With those... MONSTERS! Now please excuse me while I go ask the driver how much longer till we reach the Academy. There is so much to do when we get there."
"Yes Sir, I'll stay right here", She crossed her fingers as she spoke this. Just as before, she planned to do some exploring.
* * * * * * * * * * * * *
"Duo, please put that away," Quatre pleaded as he again saw the enormous amount of bottles emerge from the boys coat, "You know that we aren't allowed achohol at school. If we were to get caught..."
Trowa reached for the bottle opener before he grabbed the bottle Duo held out to him, "Come on Quatre, we aren't at school yet. Just on the bus. And getting closer to the school. Soooo... that means we have to drink it all before we get there. Don't want Duo to get into trouble, do you?"
"Well... no... I suppose... But what about the factor of us being drunk when we get to school?", Quatre quivered.
"You worry WAY too much. Learn to lighten up. Or I'll dump you."
"Trowa, You Wouldn't... Would You?", Cries Quatre as his eyes bubbled with sparkly tears.
"No never. I just said that. Oh Quatre, don't look at me like that. I'm sorry. Do you need a hug?", Trowa cooed.
* sniff * "yeah"
The couple embraces just a Miaka runs in from the bathroom. Miaka dashed to her friend Duo's side proclaiming, "Are you guys at it AGAIN?!?!?! That's like the 12th time this trip. How did you survive all summer without each other?"
Trowa stuck his tongue out at her as together he and Quatre replied, "We didn't so now we're making up for it!"
"NO NO NO NOT THE BUNNIES!!!! I'LL TALK! I'LL TALK! ANYTHING BUT THE BUNNIES!!!!!" His arms flailing, Wufei slapped the unsuspecting Heero as he awoke. Gazing around the bus, Wufei realized that everyone was staring at him.
"What do you want????", the clue less boy growled. He looked at Duo's face, scrunched from holding in laughter, "DUO..."
Bursting into hysterical laughter, Duo fell off his chair and began rolling on the aisle floor, mimicking Wufei, "Not the Bunnies! Anything but the bunnies!!!!"
Wufei turned an incredible shade of dark crimson as he finally realized what they were laughing at. He had spent all these years hiding his fear of those little white terrors and now that effort went to waste.
Quatre piped up. "Wufei, have you ever thought of counseling? Trust me, it can do a world of good."
Just then a pound of flying fist rammed into the blushing boy's face. Heero had regained himself from the thought of being slapped by anyone other than Relena and decided to gain revenge on the attacker who would be cowardly enough to hit an unsuspecting opponent with his back turned.
At this moment, our little Mariemaia crept into the scene. She gasped at the hit and crouched low so no one would see her. Unfortunately, Duo was still on the floor laughing and caught sight of the tiny girl.
"Heeeeyyyy. Who do we have here? Are you a new victi... I mean student?"
"Uh yeah, sure. What's going on here?"
Duo grinned. "Bunny!"
"WHERE?????!!!!!" Wufei cowered.
"That's what's going on. Bunny, bunny, bunny, bunny..."
SMACK. Wufei punched Duo hard in the stomach. Everyone laughed again.
"Who the heck are you people?"
"I'm Duo. Duo Maxwell, I might run and hide but I'll never tell a lie. That's me in a nutshell. Well actually I never really do lie, I just never tell the whole truth. Well actually...."
"Shut up Duo. We get the point. I'm Miaka, been this idiots friend for ages. Ever need help in this prision, just call. We girls need to stick together! Let's see. The one staring out the window is Heero"
* Grunt *
"Just ignore him. He tends to be "slightly" antisocial." Only Du- chan here can get him to talk and that's not really a good thing. It means that he's yelling at him. There's Quatre."
Quatre smiled, "Nice to meet your aquiantince. It would be a pleasure to have tea with you some time. Now if you'll excuse me, I have some cuddleing to do."
"The one he is cuddleing is Trowa. Aka... Circus boy. Lived there for ages. Just ignore the two of them. This could go on forever. 13!" This last comment was not directed to Mariemaia, but to the couple, reminding them of just how many times they have already snuggled today.
"Last is the bunny boy cowering in the corner. Wufei is just mad cause a women saw him afraid. He hates us Onnas. Or so he says. Think thats everyone for now. Who are you?"
"Mariema..."
"Oh Hee-chan," Relena burst through the door. Heero duck out of site behind the leather bus seat as the unmistakable voice was heard.
"Please someone kill her", a small whisper was heard to only those beside the poor creature.
"Where are you? Oh darling. There you are. Uh... why are you on the floor? You guys started a game of hide and seek without me? Well, I found you." How stupid can Relena get?
Miaka spoke up, "This is the "queen of the world" Relena. Never tell her where Heero is or he'll kill you. Literally. He carries a handgun at all times. Now, without interruptions this time, who are you?"
"My name is Mariemaia, but everyone calls me Marie. And yes, I'm a new student. What about you guys. What year for you?"
Duo grinned, "Only two years left for all of us. We're all second years. Most of us knew each other from before though. I was the only one who knew Miaka. We were in the Sweepers Gang together on L2. Why you going to a military school?"
"My dad thought it would be a good idea. You know, for behavior and learning new skills, you?", Marie responded.
"Most of us are orphans, and this happens to be the school that the government sends us to. They said something about behavior and learning respect, but we didn't really pay attention. This is a government sponsored school, the government looks after most of us. Some crap like that", Duo quirked up, "Quatre is an orphan tecnically but his sisters look after him and he has money. He only came here cause we were here and it's really different from other schools. Trowa's sister teaches here so yeah."
"Sweet"
"So anyways, want some coolers?," Duo inquired.
"Some what?!?!?!?!"
"You know... booze"
"I know what it is, but isn't illegal and against the rules?"
"That's why we have to finish them now, or at school, your choice."
Mariemaia determined that this would great opportunity to make some more interesting friends and hey, they seemed really cool. Giving into the peer pressure and taking in the exciting situation, Marie took the first step into changing her life and grabbed a Banana Berry cooler. If her father could on see her, he would be smacking his head on the bus window. *Bite Sized- he problably is right now. if only they could see him*
At this moment, the lovely gym teacher Hilde Schbeiker enter onto this wonderful scene. Marie gasps as she tries to hide her cooler under the seat
Marie pleaded for mercy," Please Miss Schbeiker, don't tell Mr. Trieze, I'll never do it again!!!!!!"
"Mr. Trieze?"
"I mean Mr. Kushrenada. Please!!!!"
"Hey Hilde," Miaka chirped up, "What's up?"
"Not much, just that we will be arriving soon, so you better get ready. And by the way, you'd better finish all your...er...beverages.," Hilde turned to leave but then glanced over her shoulder, "By the way Mariemaia, Mr. Trieze is looking for you" With this, Hilde removed herself from the picture.
Marie did a back take, "Oh shoot, I forgot. Sorry, but I really must go. Thanks for the cooler. Bye"
* * * * * * * * * * * * * *
Marie returned to find her father in a frenzy. "Mariemaia, where on this earth have you been?"
"I just went to the bathroom. You know it is so far away."
"What do you mean. There is one right here," Trieze pointed to the door to his immediate left.
"What?!?. Oh. Look so there is. I feel like such a fool. I can't believe I didn't see that there." Can anyone say drama class?
"Oh well, we are here now. Go join your fellow classmates and enter the assembly room. I have to go instruct the staff."
Miakakilala - so...how was it? Bite sized - please R&R. this is our fanfic. Miakakilala - lotsa more chapters to come!!!!!!!!!!!!! Bite Sized - ummm we started this a bit ago and we have lots in store.... sorry if it gets a little insane. M - hope we didn't offend anyone with what we did with the characters. B - thanks for reading. we hope chapter 2 will be up soon.