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Bite Sized: Hey all!!! Were back with a new Chapter!!!

Miakakilala: Hyper giggle as she grabs chocolate

Bite Sized: Uh oh..... Hey I want some chocolate!! Yay chocolate bunny!

Wufei: WHERE!?!?!?! Get away!

Miakakilala: You idiot! It's Chocolate!

Bite Sized & Miakakilala: Anyway here's the chapter.

Chapter 2 - Mentor Mayham

by Miakakilala & Bite Sized

After the confusion in the hallways, the assembly room started to settle down. Everyone had found there long lost friends and lovers, while the new first-years stood at the front of the room. ( a/n Bite Sized (B) "I want a boyfriend" :'( Miakakilala (M) "Oh shut up" )

Treize stood up on the stage and waved a hand towards the teachers. "Welcome everyone. I'm Mr. Khushrenada but you will call me Sir."

Duo stood up and did an over exaggerated salute. "YES SIR!"

"Sit down Duo and see me after the assembly!"

A student from the audience (Kohaku) called out, "Wow Duo, that didn't take you long. It's a new record. Way to go!"

"QUIET!!!! Now as I was saying...", a very frustrated Treize started again., " ...."

At this point all the first years are very, very afraid of this absolutely peachy school.

"... we here at the Academy would like to welcome all the students back and the new first years. For the first years, we shall give a quick introduction to the teachers. Your student mentors should introduce you properly later. First on the list Mr. Merquise. He is your Vice Headmaster and also your History teacher. The other important person you should know is Miss Lady Une. She is the teacher for war tactics. Now that we have done the administration on to the faculty members.

"First up we have Ms. Noin. She shall train you in the usage of mobile suits. With her you shall learn how to control, fight and practically live in these suits. Next on the list is your Gym teacher Ms. Hilde Schbeiker. Don't think that gym is one of those easy, fun classes, where you get to take a break. Your training shall be vigorous and plentiful. And you will come out of there sweating and out of breathe.

"All the science courses are taken care of through the work of Ms. Catherine Bloom. As well as this, Ms. Sally Po has taken on the task of making you all computer literate. All female teachers shall be addressed as Madam unless otherwise stated.

"As well there are also four doctors on campus to occupy the first aid room. You will most likely meet up with these men many times throughout the year, as this is not any easy school. These doctors are: Doctor J, Professor G, Doctor S, and Master O" As there names were called, each doctor stood up and gave the first years a menacing grin. It really was an odd sight. These guys looked so... well... freakish. Just the thought of them applying first aid to you... well you had better start running while you can. That and wear pillows around your body so to not get hurt. At least then you would never have to see them...

"These men will also be teaching you first aid classes each week," Crap we do have to see them anyways...

"There is also Howard the janitor. He may become a very familiar acquaintance with you if you misbehave", Once again a look was cast in the Duo direction, "Now did I forget anyone..."

At the end of this statement a very grump (and not to mention demented) woman stood up. Her massive eyebrows scrunched together in a frown as she waked over to Treize, "You did in fact forget me.Guess I have to introduce myself." She walked up to the microphone, grabbed it from the stand and held the piece of metal close to her lips. "My name is Dorothy Catalonia and in this school, I control your minds. As psychologist of this institute, it is my job to keep your little pathetic minds sane. I could end up seeing you every single day." She had added emphasis to these last words, making sure to finish the last hard sound of every word before she began on the next. Swiftly then she turned and sat back down in her seat.

Okay now I know what you are thinking, and what most of the students, even the returning ones, were thinking. This lady is a complete and utter psycho. If anyone where to need to talk to a psychologist it would be Dorothy and many of the second and third years knew this all to well through experience. If Dorothy thought that anyone may have even had an slightly emotional problem, they got to see her and afterwards ended up going to the unofficial "group therapy" where the other students consoled him (or her).The students had started this group after a couple of students had been shipped home after the unfortunate incident that had happened last year. So many kids became emotionally unstable AFTER talking to Ms.Catalonia.

And Now back to Treize.....

"Now as I introduce the new students, they will be meeting up with their mentors. Many of our second years have offered to show these newbies around campus and teach them the ways of our academy. The first years shall be announced in random order, and then they shall draw their mentors names from the hat provided.

Our first student is.. Abigaiol Andrews"

Abigaiol timidly strolled up to the stage and reached into the black baseball hat. She slowly read the name before handing it to Trieze.

"It is Trowa Barton. Please come up and collect your mentoree (A/N (M) is that even a word?)." Trowa approached the young girl and motioned her to come sit with him. Abigaiol looked over to the group that he was sitting with, freaked out, and ran into the corner hiding.

"Okay then.... our next is..." The list continued on until Stuart Longhorn was introduced. This boy slowly rose from his seat and lethargically scuffed his way up to the front. His hand sluggishly reached into the hat and pulled out the paper. Reluctantly he read the name "Wufei Chang" (A/N (B) IT'S Chang Wufei you IDIOT!)

"Oh! Crap!" Was heard from the Wufei direction, "Duo, you added me into this program?!?! I'm going to kill you!!!!!" Wufei then pulled out his practice Kanata and chased Duo around the hall, out the fire escape and then back in through the main doors. All the newbies stared wide eyed at this commotion while the teachers rolled the eyes. One of the first years turned to his mentor and asked his mentor, "Is this normal?"

"YUP! It is rather quite entertaining isn't it?" The student stared in shock before turning back and enthusiastically agreed with a confident "YEA!"

Trieze ended up giving double detention to Duo for leaving his seat and causing a ruckus. But for some reason, Wufei got of scot-free for chasing Duo around with a dangerous, pointed object.

Now as we continue on, Quatre ended up with a musical French violin player named Elyse Loviea. (Random A/N - Duo rules!)

"Findabhair Maeblem" A petite child with striking long wavy copper hair stood up and calmly made her way to the stage. Everyone stared as she reached into the hat and pulled out a slip of paper. After unfolding the paper, she looked up and grinned slightly, almost unnoticabley. Then she read the paper aloud. "Miaka Nekobishi"

"YAY! I GOT A COOL ONE!!!" Miaka rushed up onto the stage and grabbed the 1st year. "Hi Findabhair! I'm Miaka! We are going to have the absolute best time together! You'll get to meet absolutely everyone!" This went on for quite some time as Miaka dragged Findabhair to where they were sitting.

Towards the very end of the assembly, there we're very little students left and Duo began to become frustrated. He was suppose to be a mentor and what if he got stuck with one of the little boring kids who either didn't talk or some Barbie wannabe girl. There looked to be only two students left and it was hard to tell what they would be like from this distance. Actually, Duo couldn't even tell if the students were male or female. Trieze had put Duo as far away from the first years as possible and Duo couldn't help but wonder why.

"Mariemaia Khushrenada"

Quatre turned towards Duo, "Wasn't that the one that we met on the bus?"

"Yea, but she didn't say that she was Triezes kid! Oh crap are we going to be in shit when he finds out about the booze. If she ends up being anything like him we are all in soo much shit!"

"Duo, I don't think that she will tell on us. Remember that she almost tried a drink too."

"Yah but.... I bet she is still an oddball. Hopefully she stays the hell away from us. Her daddykins will be keeping an incredibly strong eye on her and if she comes near us..."

While all this was going on, Marie had already drawn the name. It startled the talking two as she called out "Duo Maxwell"

"OH SHIT!" but it did not come from only one direction. In the teachers sitting area, Treize shot out of his seat appalled. "Duo, see me after the assembly."

Duo grinned, "I already am, remember?"

"No back talking"

The idea of being Mariemaia's mentor was starting to catch onto him. Anything that annoyed Treize was a good thing in his book. And... they might be able to manipulate Marie into there puppet for some inside work.

"Well that concludes our assembly. Everyone is dismissed. You have two days until classes start to show your mentorees around. Good day." And he turned on his heels and left.

Duo rose. "Yes Freedom!"

And just then, Treize pivoted his head, "Duo, NOW!"

"CRAP!"

Inside the now almost empty assembly room, a very small girl gothic girl with long blond hair stood up. "Um... Hello. What about ME? I still need a mentor!"

M: finally we are DONE!

B: And it only took us, ... let's see... feb, mar, april, may... mumble.....7 months.

M: Tee hee hope you enjoyed.