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Petunia's eyes glistened with pride as she watched her daughter-in-law and son recite their wedding vows. She still couldn't believe that her little dudliekins was all grownup and about to start a family of his own with his perfectly normal little wife. Her smile grew when she fantasized about her daughter and son's future life together in a nice normal neighbor hood with nice normal jobs and nice normal children.

Violet Dursley was sitting in the living room with a scowl on her face. Her father had just yelled at her again for daydreaming. She was plotting revenge when her thoughts where interrupted by the doorbell.

"VIOLET, GET THE DOOR!" hollered her father from the kitchen. Of course she had to get the door, she thought as she rolled her eyes and slowly walked to the door, he's to fat to wobbled down the hallway fast enough.

"May I help you?" Violet asked the scruffy looking man standing in front of her. He had flaming red hair hanging in a ponytail, and a fang earring from his left ear.

"Yes I believe you can, am I right to presume that I am speaking to one Violet Dursley?" When Violet nodded he continued. "My name is Bill Weasley, may I speak with you and your parents?"

Violet's unnaturally bright purple eyes held Bill's before nodding. "Come on in, I'll go and the parents." She held the door open and closed it behind him.

Violet turned around and yelled into the house with a mischievous smile on her face, "Mother, Father, we have a guest!" She knew that this stranger was "up to no good" as her father called it.

"What do you want?" Dudley Dursley grunted as he wobbled in from the kitchen on his tree trunk legs.

"Sir, Madam," Bill greeted as Ms. Dursley walked down the stairs, "It is my greatest pleasure to inform you that your daughter has been accepted into a prestigious school."

"Oh!" Ms. Dursley exclaimed, "That's wonderful! What kind of school is it? Math, science? I just knew that our Violet would get into a good school if she stopped daydreaming all the time."

Bill smiled at Violet then turned to the Dursleys "Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry."

All three Dursleys held there breath after hearing these simple words. What seemed like ages later, Mr. Dursley finally spoke. "Hog- Ho- Hogwarts?"

Bill nodded then smiled a "Yes you see..." Before he could begin to explain, he was interrupted by a disgruntled Mr. Dursley.

"NOT IN MY HOUSE! I WILL NOT HAVE ONE OF THOSE FREAKS LIVING UNDER MY ROOF! OUT! OUT! LEAVE THIS HOUSE AND TAKE THIS FREAK CHILD WITH YOU! THAT BOY RUINED MY LIFE AS A CHILD, I WILL NOT HAVE YOU DESTORY WHAT I HAVE BECOME! GET OUT!"

Bill and Violet stared at the red-faced man expecting steam to expel from his ears. When Violet was knocked out of her daze she realized that she had run up to her room and started to throw her possessions into her bags. She quickly finished and threw her bags downstairs where Bill picked up her suitcases and left the house.

Bill walked to the street and held up, what looked like a stick, into the air. Not two seconds later a huge pink bus screeched to a halt right in front of them.

A short girl with pink and blue hair stepped off the bus and started her spiel. "Welcome to the day bus, we'll take you anywhere for only 11 sickles. Your normal stops, Diagon Alley, the Ministry of Magic and Hogsmeade are reachable for only 7 sickles. So, where would you like to go?"

Bill looked at Violet then back at the short lady. "Hogsmeade please."

The girl smiled and moved aside so they could board, "Step aboard, step aboard!" Bill walked onto the bus and Violet followed. As they took their seats in overstuffed armchairs, the pink and blue haired girl waved her stick and Violet's bags disappeared. With a lurch the bus was off again.

Violet stared out the window and watched buildings pass by at alarming speeds. A little while later she turned her attention to Bill who cleared his throat and said, "Well, that was unexpected."

The silence broken, Violet blinked at Bill and asked, "What the Hell is going on?"

A/N: Hi everyone, this is my first HP fic. I hope you like. Please read and review!