Okay, sorry it took me longer that i expected to put this up, it was end of term and i had A TON of homework, so i hope you enjoy, and thankyou to those who replied! but sorry its moving really slow, i'm trying to speed everything up! I really am! so enjoy...

Chapter 3

"You have used the Plothger without permission from the Gods." They had their arrows aimed at the former SG1 team."

"Plothger! Is that what you call that… thing! Well actually it fits, a stupid name for a stupid," Jack paused, "thing."

"Jack," Daniel groaned, "just let me handle this, PLEASE."

"We didn't mean to use your Plothger, we are sorry. But we are explorers from earth and we thought it might be a weapon to help us defend from some um…" Daniel looked at the natives, "enemies."

"You will come with us to the center."

"I think not, we like it here, its fine for me."

"Jack, shut-up! We're going with them, maybe they can tell us more about the Plothger."

"Daniel, I really don't care about their plows, okay? So lets just get back, I do have a relaxing weekend planned that I would love to get started on!"

"Jack, lets just go, your not even going until tomorrow!"

"General, I would really like to learn more about the… thing and Daniels right, we aren't leaving until tomorrow, I think the 'fish' could wait." Sam added with a grin at Jack.

"Come on Teal'c, I can depend on you can't I? Side with me, we don't go with the natives and go home and start on our weekend early!"

"I think it would be quite useful to go with the inhabitants of this planet."

"ARGH! TEAL'C, how could you? You betrayed me!" jack accused with a frustrated look on his face and running a hand through his hair.

"I do not believe I betrayed you O'Neill, I just disagreed with you."

"Teal'c, this is SOOOO," Jack exaggerated the word. "Not the time for you to show us your sarcastic side!"

"Very well O'Neill."

"I was joking Teal'c, you know that don't you Teal'c?"

"Indeed O'Neill."

"CRAP!" Jack unleashed a list of curses.

"General?" Sam asked worried.

"I'm alright Carter, a rock just jumped in my way and the ground decided to kiss me, just goes to show how irresistible I am." Jack grinned at Sam as he stood up, his knees creaking.

'And don't I know it' Sam thought. 'Get those thoughts out of your head, your just going fishing with him this weekend, not getting married!'

"Wow. Jack look at that!"

"Danny, I'll I see is a house, tall but brown, the same color as their clothes, and their hair, and eyes and…"

"Yah, but Jack, it looks like its made of dirt, only dirt."

"Yah, so, Egyptians made things out of sand Space-monkey, only sand."

"Jack those were bricks, they also had other stuff mixed in with them, but that its just dirt."

"Exactly Daniel, just dirt. So you can just shut up now!" jack looked at Daniel, with a serious expression on his face, but his eyes laughing.

"You will come with us until we have deemed it worthy of you to leave."

"Okay, so any parties or anything? You know, we usually get some welcome party, or get thrown in the dungeon, but I prefer the first one but hey…" jack innocently.

"You will follow us and must remain silent."

"Lets go sir, the faster we do this, the faster we get to catch some 'fish' and your 'lake'." Sam asked smiling at him.

"Carter, I'm serous, there really is fish in that pond, you just have to look hard." Jack was answered by eye rolls by everyone on his team.

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