The next day Elizabeth woke up and trudged lazily out onto the landing.
Alex trudged out next to her.
"Morning Lizzie, I'll take the downstairs bathroom, you can have the upstairs"
"'Kay, thanks"
Elizabeth started brushing her teeth, some one knocked at the bathroom door.
"Erm, Hello!"
"Can I help you Alex?"
"Erm, Anushkah's in the downstairs"
"And I care because…?"
"Well, you're just brushing your teeth, can I…"
"Alex, there's a spider on your head"
Alex ran down the hall way squealing while Elizabeth went back to brushing her teeth.
Alex bumped into Rick running down the hall
"DAD! Spider!" he screamed pointing to his head.
Rick rolled his eyes, and rolled up his newspaper.
"Hold still, I'll get it!" He said, smacking Alex's head.
"Ow! Is it gone?"
"There wasn't even one there!"
"So what did you kill?"
Rick rolled his eyes and walked up to the upstairs bathroom.
"Hello, who the hells in there!"
"Your dearest daughter!" screamed Elizabeth
"Well let me come in!"
"No! You've got your own bathroom!"
"You mother's using it! And downstairs has…"
"Anushkah! Well wait!"
"Open this door, now!"
Elizabeth opened the door.
"There I've opened it, and now…"
"Wait!" called Rick, stepping forward
"It's closed!"
Elizabeth slammed the door shut, hitting her father squarely in the nose..
Rick clutched his nose.
"Oh god damn it! Why did I have children?"
Ardeth Bay walked past.
"Are you alright my friend?"
Rick gritted his teeth,
"Just peachy!"
Ardeth knocked on the bathroom door.
"Hello may I use the bathroom Miss Elizabeth"
Elizabeth opened the door and Ardeth dodged his flying tooth brush.
"BRUSH YOUR TEETH IN THE POOL FOR ALL I CARE!"
Anushkah came upstairs and knocked on the bathroom door.
"Can I use this bathroom please?"
Inside the bathroom, screams of frustration could be heard
" WHY AM I CURSED WITH THIS BATHROOM DEPRIVED HOUSE!"