Doubledude:Hi, this is a new story, I know I've still got that other story but I'll still finish it, anyway the smashers will act differently for this story, the reason, I thought it would be funny, nowon to the fic.
Dr.Mario:Now I believe you all know why you're here, you have anger problems.
Bowser:No friggin shit Sherlock.
Dr.Mario:I'm disappointed that you all couldn't come here but let's just start, in this exercise you will pretend to be the person that annoys you the most, Mario let's start with you.
Mario: I'm Luigi, I always have a cry when I can't go on adventures and always complain when my half-rate inventions don't work.
Luigi:I'm-a-Mario, I'm to fat to go on a diet because I'm to friggin lazy to go on a diet, the rest of the agenda on my day as a communist, I rescue a stupid floozy from the mushroom kingdom.
Falco:I'll go next, I'm Yoshi, I eat and eat and eat and eat and keep getting fatter but I don't mind because I'm to primitive to wear clothes so I just walk everywhere in the nude.
Yoshi: I'm Falco, a psychopathic looser who doesn't even wash HIS DRAWERS, YEAH THAT'S RIGHT, I KNOW.
Bowser:Ooh ooh, me next, I'm Mewtwo, a stupid looser with a mental problem, I have plans for evil but I'm gonna abandon it when I fall in love with some prostitute.
Mewtwo:I'm Turtle Butt, I try the same repetitive, suckish plan every single fuckin time, what's kidnapping som floozy going to do anyway?
Peach:I'm Samus, I always have to sulk about my stupid race getting killed and always shrugging off people who are trying to be nice to me just because I'm a stupid gay.
Samus: I'm Peach, the stupid floozy of the kingdom of rotten fungus, every minute I don't spend being kidnapped by a stupid moron I flirt with every guy on the planet that isn't one of my rescuers or the stupid idiots that capture me every single friggin minute of the day.
Dr. Mario: Well I think we may have reached a breakthrough, now you may know how people you don't like feel, well I hope the others can make it next time.