Author's Note: You all have permission to kill me now. I know I took forever to write, and I am SO SORRY! I am a horrible, horrible person. Well, on with the story, sorry nothing much happens in this chapter.
The phone rang at the Callahan residence. Nita jumped to answer it, but was stopped by her sister's shouting.
"Nita, if you pick up that phone I will send you to Saturn! Leave it ALONE, I will get it!"
"Why?" Nita called down the stairs. "Got a hot date who might be calling?"
"No, more like your former hot date's sister!" Dairine yelled back. That shut Nita up. Dairine picked up the phone.
"Dairine, we so have to talk!" Carmela screeched into the phone.
"Oy. So you heard?"
"About our idiot siblings? Yes, of course I heard. Let me ask you something, is it possible to know two wizards who are so utterly stupid? Aren't you guys supposed to be smart?"
Dairine sighed into the phone. "Yes, apparently it is possible to know two stupid wizards. And, 'Mela, last time I checked, we were supposedly smart. Most of us, leastways."
"Well, Kit and Nita didn't get the memo. Dairine, we have got to do something about those two."
"We do, don't we? But what could it be…" she trailed off onto thought, but was ripped back out of it by Carmela's voice.
"Dairine! Don't tell me all the wizards are that dumb!"
"Like you have any better ideas!" Dairine yelled back.
"Aren't you supposed to be the one with cosmic ideas?" demanded Carmela.
"Aren't you supposed to be the one who knows all about matchmaking?" Dairine shot back.
"You know, this is going nowhere."
"Yeah."
Dairine heard bags shuffling on Carmela's end.
"Your parents home?" she asked.
"Yeah. Gotta go; let me know if you have any mind-blowingly good ideas."
"Same to you. Bye, 'Mela."
"Bye, Dairine."
They both hung up.