Doubledude: Hello, it's time for another chapter.
Some random person tries to shoot doubledude for not updating in do long, he answers to this by shooting the random guy with his gun.
Doubledude: Writers block! I didn't think anyone would miss this story anyway, and so I don't run into a wall again, this'll be filmed from outside.
Doubledude then walks into a tree which promptly falls on him.
Doubledude: Credit…for this…chapter goes to Mecha Scorpion…for giving me the…idea for…this chapter….DAMN ENVIROMENT!
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Dr. Mario: Well in an attempt to save your soles I have decided we are going to go on a few field trips so you all can bond better, but before that say hello to two more guy's who are paying me to work this out, Marth and Mr. Game and Watch. (Now being referred to as G&W.)
Yoshi: Why are they here?
G&W: Well…
FLASHBACK
G&W is cutting paper for no reason, then Marth past him, going to get a glass of water, when suddenly G&W accidentally cuts off a strand of Marth's hair.
Marth: YOU FUKIN BASTARD! I'M GOING TO KILL YOU!
And so, the prince chases the 2-D man wildly swinging his sword around, he then hit's something, but it wasn't the little 2-D manhe hit though.
Bowser: You little ingrate, I'm going to beat the bloody shit out of you, this'll teach you for hitting me with that swrod of your's.
And so, Bowser beats up Marth, not showing any signs of stoping while G&W just points and laughs while Marth scream's obscenities at him, and thus is the reason why G&W and Marth hate each other.In my stories anyway.
END FLASHBACK
Samus: We can't see your flashbacks.
G&W: Well too bad, I ain't gonna explain it.
Dr. Mario: First place were going to go to is the church.
Skip to the church.
Peter (from Family guy) is where the priest is supposed to be.
Altar boy: Hey, you're not supposed to be there, the priest is.
Peter: Well that's too bad because
Ah ah ah ah. Can't Touch Me.
Can't Touch me.
Ja ja ja ja just like the bad guy,
From Lethal Weapon 2,
I've got diplomatic Immunity,
So Hammer, you can't sue.
I can write graffiti even jay-walk in the streets.
I can Riot, loot, not give a hoot, and touch your sister's teat.
Can't touch me,
Can't touch me.
Can't touch me,
STOP!
Peter time.
I'm a big shot, there's no doubt
Light a fire then pee it out.
Don't like it, kiss my rump.
Just for a minute, let's all do the bump. Can't touch me,
Yeah, do the Peter Griffin Bump.
Can't touch me.
I'm Presidential Peter,
Interns think I'm hot/ Don't care if you're handicapped, I'll still park in your spot! I've been around the world,
From Hartford to Back Bay
It's Peter, Go Peter, I'm so Peter, Yo Peter, Let's see Regis rap this way.
Can't touch me.
(That was funny when he sang that in Family guy, nad it doesn't take a genius to figure out that that song was copy and paste.)
Peter then moonwalks out the door.
Peter: Remember Michael Jackson, can't sue.
Michael Jackson: Aww dang.
Priest: Now that that's over with, let's start the mass, but dip some holy water on your heads.
Everyond does this fine, except one specific overweight and evil turtle…
Bowser: AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH IT BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURNS!
In his blindness, Bowser accidentally punches Peach in the face, who ends up smacking Marth with her frying pan, who slashes Mario, who punches Falco, which causes a riot to break out between them.
Priest: Don't worry everyone, we've got a procedure in case things like this would happen, because I had a feeling this day would come.
Luigi: You knew this day would come?
The priest then pushes a button so that everyone who was fighting got shocked. Then the smashers had to leave.
Priest: Not all of you are going to hell, just the bird, the turtle, the princess, the prince and the fat guy.
Dr. Mario: Well that was a disaster, let's try the zoo, that's a nice peaceful place.
Except when a few people decide to mess with the animals.
Yoshi: Hey look at that really weird looking woodpecker.
And there is indeed a woodpecker who seems out of place…
Woody Woodpecker: Come on, why can't I hang out with you guys?
One of the woodpeckers makes a few bird sounds that translate to "Because you're annoying and we hate your laugh."
Woody Woodpecker: You mean (Insert trademark laugh here.) (Sorry, I don't know how to write it.)
The woodpecker makes a few more bird like noises that translate to "That's the one, now go away."
Woody Woodpecker: Aww dang.
Woody flies away.
After seeing a few animals and I won't bother explaining what happened because other than Bowser mistaking a giant tortoise as his long lost brother, nothing exiting happened, then they made their way to the lion cage.
Dr. Mario: Well wadda ya know? Part of the fence directly in front of us is destroyed, but you better not throw anyone down there.
As luck would have it, Bowser "accidentally" trips Mewtwo and he falls down there, forgetting the fact that he has psychic powers, pleads for them not attack him, but of course, they don't comply and attack him.
Dr. Mario: That wasn't very nice Bowser.
Bowser: So? What are you going to do about it?
Dr. Mario then grabs Bowser's tail, starts spinning him around, then let's go of the tail and Bowser flies in the lion cage, even though Bowser is stronger, he is deadly afraid of lions. Why, you might ask? Well how to say it…
Bowser: I'm getting a flashback for why I hate lions.
There we go.
FLASHBACK
Kamek: Well, I can't handle you, so, according to the movies I've seen, these lions should take you in as their own, bye Master Bowser.
Kamek then drops of Bowser, then flies away on his broom.
Lion: We didn't even have to go out this time.
Bowser: AAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
The next scene is too gruesome to be shown.
END FLASHBACK
Mewtwo and Bowser: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Again the scene is to gruesome to be seen, but we can safely say that Bowser and Mewtwo made it away with major injuries.
Mewtwo and Bowser: We want to go.
Dr. Mario: Where are the others?
Mean while in the crocodile pit
Luigi: Great Mario's to fat to fit in the crocodile's mouth.
Yoshi: Falco wouldn't be a problem if it weren't for that darn fire move.
Bear cage
Samus: MUST RUN FASTER!
Samus is running from a bear, while Peach is hiding.
Samus: Hey, wait a minute, I can shoot it!
Samus then shoots the bear.
Peach: Darn, I was hoping that would've killed her.
Samus then shoots the rocks above Peach, making them fall on her.
When the group is back together.
Dr. Mario: We're almost done, just one exercise to go after this, see ya next time everybody.
Doubledude: Well se ya next time when I post the final chaoter, Bender nad Woody Woodpecker will help me run it.
Bender: I bet one million bucks that you won't get to chapter thrtee.
Doubledude: This WAS chapter three.
Bender: Well the robot mafia is going to kill me, thanks for nothing you excuse for a meat bag.
Woody: HOW does this help the smashers manage their anger?
Doubledude: It doesn't, it just makes for a funny story.
Woody: But this story isn't really funny.
Doubledude: Shut it, Woody! Read and review.
Woody: They'll read, but this story won't be good enough to get more reviews.
Doubledude: I said shut it, insane laugh!