Doubledude: Hi, and welcome to the last chapter of Anger Management
Bender: Thank goodness for that.
Doubledude: Shouldn't you be getting killed by the mafia?
Bender: I signed someone else's name.
Woody: Who?
Bender: Some freak named Fawful.
Doubledude: Well anyway, I've been thinking.
Woody: Alert the media.
Doubledude: Shut up, anyway, I have been thinking of writing a sequel, if I get five reviews saying they want a sequel, and then there will be a sequel.
Woody: So say you don't want a sequel.
Doubledude: I've just noticed I haven't done a disclaimer, since I don't want to go to jail, here it is, I own nothing in this story.
Bender: Now let's get this fic over with.
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Dr. Mario: I've decided we're going to see how the other smashers will react to how good your progress has been. (I just hope they don't realise that this entire thing is a scam to get they're money.)
Yoshi: Progress? What progress?
(Just to clear things up, Yoshi can talk, I've seen him do it SM64.)
Dr. Mario: Hey, I just realised, where are G&W and Marth?
G&W and Marth come in, various cuts and bruises.
Falco: Do we want to know what happened?
Marth: We learned a very important lesson
G&W: Yeah, not to wrestle in the tiger den, because it ts one of the stupidest things you could do.
Dr. Mario: Come on everyone, to the doc mobile!
Luigi You mean you truck?
Dr. Mario:…Shut up.
Smash Mansion
Ness: Why did you bring those psychos?
Peach: Shut up Ness.
Ness: Why would I listen to you? You're a weakling?
Peach slaps Ness, but it's too weak to hurt, then she gets out her frying pan, but Ness dodges and smashes her with her bat.
Mario: Hey! You just hit my girlfriend!
Ness: What's your point, tubby?
Mario charges at Ness, but Ness trips Mario and knocks him out with his baseball bat.
Ness: I need to do a prank. It's been a while since the last one.
FLASBACK (I have a lot of these, don't I?)
Ness gives Nana a jack-in-the-box, Nana winds it up, and when she is done, an extendo-glove comes out, smashes her in the face, gives her a black eye and knocks her out.
END FLASBACK
Ness then walks away, and Young Link comes by.
Dr. Mario: Hey Young Link, don't you think these guys have made great progress.
Young Link catches Dr. Mario winking.
Young Link: (They must not have found out this thing was a scam.) Yeah, great progress (Idiots)
Roy: Hey Marth, my psychotic, psychopathic friend, how goes anger management?
Marth: Shut up, you're more insane then I am.
Roy: Then how come you're in anger management, and I'm not?
Marth: You sadistic, sarcastic bastard.
Bowser: I'm going to do some stretches.
While doing stretches, Bowser accidentally punches Zelda in the face, knocking her out.
Here's what the others said.
Popo: Three classes and your sone already, no wonder it isn't working.
Nana is still unconscious.
Ganondorf: While this isn't working, it's still fun watching you guys suffer.
Fox: Huh? Oh yeah your going great, whatever.
Zelda is still knocked out.
Link: Sorry, I haven't been paying much attention to this story.
(Who told you this was a story!)
Pichu- Sorry I don't have a translator.
Pikachu- Still don't have one.
Jigglypuff- Quit bugging me about the freaking translator.
DK: Me no care, me want bananas.
(And I want you to talk properly, but were going to have to make due.)
Kirby- Is to busy eating.
Dr. Mario: I have a feeling they've all learned form this.
10 minutes later.
Yoshi is chasing Falco wielding a chainsaw, Samus is beating up Peach, Luigi just stuck Mario in a cannon and G&W has a shotgun at Marth's head.
Dr. Mario: So much for that feeling, where's Bowser, Mewtwo?
Mewtwo: he's at a concert…
At a wiggles concert.
Bowser: I'LL GET YOU FOR THIS MEWTWO, I SWEAR IT!
THE END
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Doubledude: And that Anger Management, this turned out pretty good for something that I made out of boredom and was supposed to be one shot.
Woody: Bye everyone!
Bender: Thanks for coming!
Doubledude: Thanks for reviewing, remember, say if you want a sequel, check out some fics I'll be writing soon, see ya.!