Kiwi didn't bother to power up as she fell silently to the ground. Why did she come to the past? To see Gohan? To make sure Trunks didn't flirt with anyone unworthy of his time? Ok scratch hat one; she didn't know where that thought came from. Trunks was supposed to be her brother. Or was he? How did she feel for the demi saiyan? Why was it that whenever he was around her face would flame? Why did her heartbeat quicken? The last person she had felt that way was with Gohan.

Gohan. It was as plain as day to her she needed to let go of him. He was no longer alive. This past Gohan was most definitely not him. To Kiwi, they were separate people who shared the same thing. And look, she had totally embarrassed herself in front of Goku, the strongest human…er…being on this planet. And for what? Just because he looked like her dead boyfriend? Gohan was ruining her life.

A horn blared at her and Kiwi realized with a start that she had started flying in the middle of the street. Blushing she flew upwards and out of the way. "KIWI! MY LOVE! MY DARLING!" Kiwi turned and swung her fist out, effectively blocking Apollo's advances. "Apollo, why don't you just go home? And what are you doing here?" Apollo smiled childishly and said, "You flew right by my so I followed you! Now, please, why don't we go to eat lunch so we can discuss wedding plans."

"Apollo, if you really love me then I need you to do something for me…" Apollo leaned forward eagerly. "Tell me Kiwi-chan so that I might go and complete whatever task you set before me." Kiwi inwardly cringed at being called 'Kiwi-chan'. What a wacko… "Right…any ways I need you to go to Russia and contact the Russian mafia for me. Tell them I am in need of assistance. Can you do that for me? I mean it is a little too much but…"

She allowed her voice to trail and Apollo nodded emphatically. "Nothing is too much if you send me to do it! I'll be back soon!" He blasted off and Kiwi felt slightly guilty. She then shrugged it off. It wasn't her fault that Apollo was always trying to please her. She turned to fly off but instead she crashed into something. As she went flying backwards into approaching traffic a hand grabbed her arm.

Looking up into the person who had saved her she let out an exaggerated gasp. "well, well, well, if it isn't the girl who should be dead." The voice was sour and Kiwi couldn't help but smile. She smirked as she said, "Well not everyone's dreams come true. I hope your not here to absorb anyone right? That would be just plain wrong."

Cell sneered, "I'll do that after I absorb you! But before I do tell me where the androids are. If you do then perhaps I'll be quick about absorbing you. That way you wont feel too much pain." Kiwi smiled dryly and removed her arm from his grasp. "Really? I never knew you had such a kind heart Cell. Now, why do you want the androids for? There just a bunch of tin."

Cell laughed bitterly. "That's right. You were supposed dead when I told piccolo everything. After I absorb the androids I shall be the most powerfull being in the UNIVERSE! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Kiwi rolled her eyes and studied her fingernails as she said, "Is that before or after Goku and the others destroy you? If it's after I think your going to have a few problems." Cell glared at her and snapped, "I wouldn't expect a human such as your self to understand. Now prepare to die!" he swung his tail at Kiwi and she dodged it easily.

"Cell, you really are an idiot." Kiwi kicked her leg out and nailed cell in the face. He went flying backwards and nearly crashed into on coming traffic. He jumped up and threw a large chi at her. Fortunately for him Kiwi was weakened from the effort of trying to stay afloat. The blast hit her and she went flying through the sky like a bullet. She went flying into an office building and landed with a skid on top of a business mans desk.

The man how had been reading a magazine and was now staring in shock at what appeared to be a very pretty woman. The man threw himself on his knees and whispered reverently, "Thank you kami!" the girl kicked him and he went flying into his computer. Kiwi snapped, "Oh go home to your wife you big palooka." She jumped of the desk and walked coolly out of the office room.

Exiting the building she realized with anger Cell was nowhere to be found.

YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHH! I've finished this chapter! It's a miricle! Today we went to the zoo that's close by to our house! Today for the first time in 2 years…I saw a…RACOON! Those things are absolutely adorable. The last time I saw one was when I used to live in the states and they would be in the dumpsters!

Now…what is a spider monkey?

A hybrid

A flower

A monkey

Angrey Reviewer—here is a little piece I'm writing just for you…

Once upon a time there was a girl (I'm assuming you are female) named Tutita (A.K.A Angry Reviewer). She was desperately in love with a guy named Trunks. Unfortunately for her Trunks lived in a completely different time and was therefore inaccessible

to her. One day as she sat there eating her favorite fruit, a kiwi, she heard a noise behind her. Too her surprise it was her dream guy Trunks! She was totally excited until she realized it was her evil little brother (I have no idea if this is true.) masquerading as her dream guy.

She was extremely depressed for the next 18 months. Then one day after she had turned 5,690 (Yo, she lives in an alternate universe! If she were in ours sh'd be like…17) she went for a walk in the woods. To her surprise she found a little egg shapped machine and a purpled haired man standing beside it. He had his back to her but she knew who he was. It was her DREAM MAN! She was totally excited and this time she was not disappointed.

With out caring that he was lost she dragged him to a wedding chapel and forced him to marry her. Needless to say, Trunks ended falling in love with her despite the fact that she was about 5,671 years older than him. Did I mention she was, according to the king, the most beautiful creature ever to have roamed the planet Inkle?

The End

So…what did you think! I totally loved this story! It's so cute I might stick my name in there instead of yours! B.T.W. I could not name Kiwi after underwear. First of all she's not even Bulma's real daughter! Second of all no! To nasty! It's bad enough Trunks has a sister named Bra. He doesn't need another one named Panty or Thong.