If I owned Inuyasha I wouldn't be here.
If I owned Adult Swim... I wouldn't be here.
If I owned this poem... oh wait, I do. x3

This one I think is the worst so far / I'm terribly sorry. Please, R&R.

Miroku

I know I make you angry by how my thoughts are lecherous,
And your reaction is always violent when you turn treacherous!
I just can't help it, because by nature it is just me,
Besides, I might die if somebody doesn't bear the child of thee.

Maybe one day, when we finally defeat Naraku,
I can finally express the feelings I have for you;

But, before or if we don't defeat this villain of ours,
My emotions will be concealed behind these chained bars.

Women are just too beautiful to pass up the chance,
I always feel that way when I give them a glance!
I'm sorry, my dear, and I do love you the most,
But around other women I've got to boast!

I think it's kind of funny how you react to me,
Some times you blush and other times you are angry;
I see another woman and you instantly know,
What I'm going to do because I am that low.

By nature and by hobby, it's what I do best!

There are women to the east, and women to the west!

They are just everywhere, and no I do not try,
To stop myself from doing this, if I did it'd make me cry!

Like the time we went to Mt. Hakurei, I was weak there,
Because of my thoughts, it was too strong for me to bare.

You, though, were strong. And pure of heart, you are!
Maybe I should admire you, though that would be afar.

If I would wish upon a star, and pray that I could think like you,
Then maybe, if I were lucky, it just might come true.

But I'd lose a favorite interest of mine, and I'd change so much,
I might even be hostile at times, during breakfast, dinner, and lunch.

Sango, my love, the truth really is, I only care for you,
You may not believe that it's right, but it is really true.
And no, it's not because Inuyasha said, if I ever messed with Kagome,
He'd kill me within a second and no less, and that was really unbarring.

Haven't I told you how I felt for you? I haven't? Then, that I must do!
I know it may seem a little awkward at the time, and of men I am basically a dime…
And I'll probably be doing what I usually do… but I can't help it, if I love you!
But when the smack arrives after you come, I really do hope that I'll be numb!...