Chapter Three Point Five: The Very Short, Very Stupid, Quote-Filled, Singing Chapter With No Use

I'm suffering from a lack of ideas. WRITER'S BLOCK! –whacks writer's block with a lampshade- I have NO idea why I wrote this, it sucks. Oh, well. ON TO THE SINGING QUOTES! This chapter has no use, you probably won't understand the last part… I wrote this out of sheer insanity. –starts humming to self, crumples up chapter draft, and posts this, waiting for confusion and flames-

Once again, I am crazy. Don't know why I posted this odd short chapter. I'll delete it if it causes too much confusion. The fate of this chapter is in your hands… if you think it sucks as much as I think it does, I'll delete it. -hums-

This day was different from the others. When they woke up, they heard nothing. No alarm clock, no plans for the day, no things they were forced into doing. #2 was humming absentmindedly into the speaker, but nothing else. For several minutes, nobody spoke.

Until Holly decided to ask, "What bizarre form of torture do you have for us today?"

"Nothing, I didn't think of any. Just sit there and stare at the wall." #2 replied blankly.

"You're joking."

"No, Captain Short, I'm not joking. I have no plans for today. Plan for yourself."

She went back to humming inattentively, until Root interrupted.

"WILL YOU STOP HUMMING!"

She stopped humming, and, to Root's horror, started singing.

"Here's a llama, there's a llama, and another little llama," she sang, loudly and off-key.

"D'ARVIT!" Root swore. He ran to the bathroom, which was fortunately, soundproof.

None of the others seemed to find the singing enjoyable, either. They all seemed annoyed, and some even covered their ears.

#2, oblivious to the frustration she was causing, sang louder.

"I was once a treehouse, I lived in a cake…"

She was practically shouting now.

"Time for me to retire now, and become a duck."

Everyone was happy the song had ended. But unfortunately, a new one was just beginning. This time, Katrina was singing. (Author's note: No, I will not translate. Better if you don't know. Mysteeeriousnesss… Or you could translate it yourself. Don't know why it popped into my head.)

"Babae po ako…

mali ka diyan sa inaakala mo.."

Butler and Artemis were completely clueless about this song. They didn't know this language. The fairies, however, understood every word. Foaly had even heard this song once, on the Internet. It was a very weird song. By the end of it, Foaly, Holly, and Mulch were all laughing and clapping.

"I thank you," Katrina said, laughing as well.

"What was that song about?" Artemis asked, puzzled.

"Believe me, Mud Boy, you don't want to know." Holly said, still laughing.

Artemis sighed. It was going to be a LONG day…

Author's stuff: Yep. Stuff from the Llama Song. And the other ones were from the song Babae Po Ako. Don't own them. Obviously.

Now, be nice and tell me to delete this chapter. –pokes the review button- #2 has taken control of the story, and written it in her crazy way.

It's a worthless little chapter. I know :P But I'm insane.

To stress the point, this chapter sucks. It's terrible.

Whee!

Forever insane,

Ona