Chapter 3
Getting off the plane
Zoe: I don't own YGO and I wish I did.
Yugi: I still have that funny feeling that something is gona happen to me.
Zoe: (Oo)
Yami: Don't worry Yugi she won't do anything to hurt or embarrass you.
She's too kind to do that to you.
Zoe: Geeee thanks Yami :-)
Yugi: To you maybe, but not me.
Zoe: What you don't trust me?
Yugi: Well...... urrrrrr......
Zoe: You don't trust me. (Turns away)(Sniff)
Yami: Don't worry he didn't mean it. (Hugs Zoe)(Glares at Yugi)
Zoe: You're so kind. On with the chappy.
#####On the plane######
Yami: Yugi. Yugi! Yugi!! YUGI!!!
Yugi: Five more minuets Yami. (Falls back asleep)
Yami: (--U)
Yami Bakura: Hehe this should wake him up. (Pulls out of his bag a bottle
of cold water and tips it over Yugi)
Yugi: (--O--) (--) (OO) What the? Why am I wet? (Turns to Yami)
Yami: (OO) Don't look at me like that. It wasn't me.
Yami Bakura: Hehehehehehehe!!
Yami Marik: Hehehehehehehehehehehehehe!! Good one!!
Serenity: That wasn't very nice. (Turns to Yami Bakura) Plus the fact your
laughing scares me.
Yami Bakura: I can do a lot scarier things than that.
Joey: (Stands up) Don't even try it!!
Seto: Sit down you mutt the plane is landing!! That goes for all of you lot
too and put your seat belts on!! (Joey sits down and puts on his seat belt)
Yami Marik: Why should we? I want to see someone get hurt. :-)
Mai: I don't want to know what he has done with the breaks on this plane.
Tristan: Probably sabotaged them while we weren't looking. By the way where
is Bakura?
Yami Bakura: Taking a piss.
Seto: Its too late to get him now, so let him stay in there until the plane
has landed.
Yami: Just out of curiosity. Why are you concerned about other people's
safety? Last time I checked you did everything for yourself.
Seto: Do you know how much money I would lose if someone were to sue me for
an injury on my plane?
Yami: So it is for your selfish purposes.
Seto: No. It's for the safety of my money.
Everyone but Seto: (--U)
(5 mins later)
(The plane is about to land and Bakura is still in the toilet.)
(A/N How long does it take to have a piss anyway? Oh well.)
(The plane hits the tarmac for the first time and create a gigantic bump. A
few seconds later Bakura comes flying out of the toilet with his trousers
and boxers around his ankles)
Everyone: ((((((((OO))))))))
(Looking very embarrassed and turning bright red, Bakura got up and TRIED
run back to the toilet only to get tripped up by his trousers and fall back
to the ground again.)
Everyone: (((((((((((((((((OO))))))))))))))))))))))))
(Bakura then crawls back to the toilet and shuts the door.)
Yami: (In shock) Well that was...........................................................................................................................
unexpected.
(2 mins later when the plane has landed)
Yugi: Are we all ready to go to the hotel?
Everyone: Yep!!
Joey: But what about Bakura? He hasn't come out of that toilet since we
have landed.
Mai: You wouldn't come out after you had embarrassed yourself by falling
out of a toilet, with your trousers around your ankles in front of your
friends. I certainly wouldn't.
Tristan: Should we break the door down then and drag him out?
Seto: Don't be stupid!!
Joey: (Walks up to the toilet door and knocks) Come on Bakura were going.
Bakura: (From inside) You go ahead. I'll stay here and wait till you come
back from the theme park.
Joey: Please Bakura come out?
Bakura: Like I said you go ahead. I'll stay here and wait till you come
back from the theme park.
Yugi: But you'll be in there for 2 nights.
Bakura: So?
Tristan: You don't need to worry everybody does that sometime in their
life.
Bakura: They do?
Everyone but Tristan and Bakura: (((((OO))))) Do they?
Tristan: Its only natural.
Bakura: Ok then. I'm coming out. (Bakura unlocks the door and walks out but
with a paper bag over his head) Ok let's go to the hotel then.
(Yami Bakura walks up to Bakura and takes the paper bag off his head
reviling a very red Bakura)
Yami Bakura:
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
HAHA (Takes a breath) HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
HE LOOKS LIKE A TOMATO!!!!! (Takes another breath)
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!
(Starts to roll on the floor in stiches)
(Yami Marik, Marik and Seto were doing the same thing. Everybody else was
not tiring to laugh with not much success. The only one not laughing was
Serenity.)
Bakura: (Sarcastically) Hahahahaha!! Laugh it up!!! (Storms off the plane)
Serenity: You lot should be ashamed of yourselves!!! (Storms off the plane
after Bakura)
Yami, Yugi, Tristan, Joey and Mai: (Quietly) Hehehehehehehehe.
Yugi: I think we should go now. I'm really tried and wet. (Turns to Yami)
Yami: (OO) For the last time I didn't do, it was Yami Bakura who did!
Yugi: Suuuurrrrrreeeeee (--)
(Everyone walked towards the door stepping over Yami Bakura, Yami Marik,
Marik and Seto who are still laughing hard)
Joey: Come on!!! It wasn't that funny!!! (Walks out of the plane)
Mai: Typical boys!! (Walks out)
Tristan: I hope I wasn't right about that "everybody does it" remark.
(Walks out)
(Yami walked up to Yami Bakura and kicked him in the ribs)
Yami Bakura: (Gets up) What the fuck was that for?
Yami: To get your attention. (Smiles)
Yami Bakura: That's it Pharaoh your going down!!! (Starts to strangle Yami)
Die Pharaoh!!!!
Yami: Not if I kill you first!!! (Starts to strangle Yami Bakura back) Die
Tomb Robber!!!!
(At that point Yami Marik gets up and takes a swing at Yami)
(A/N That's a cheep shot I'll soon sort that!!)
(Yami sees the fist coming and ducks in the nick of time. The fist carries
on and hit Yami Bakura in the eye.)
(WACK!!!!)
(A/N Problem solved)
Yami Bakura: (XO) AAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!
Yami Marik: Shit!!!! I'm in for it now!!!! (Legs it off the plane)
Yami Bakura: (Lets go of Yami) GET BACK YOUR FAT ASS BACK HERE YOU FUCKING
COWERED!!!! (Legs it off the plane after Yami Marik)
Yugi: (Runs up beside Yami) Are you all right Yami?
Yami: Sure (takes a breath) just (takes another breath) peachy. (Gets up)
Yugi: Should we go after them before the cause any more trouble?
Yami: (Nods head then walks out with Yugi behind him. Leaving Seto and
Marik in the plane)
####Outside of the plane####
(Yami Bakura is chasing Yami Marik around the plane)
Yami Bakura: I'LL TEACH YOU NOT TO HIT ME!!!!!
Yami Marik: Shit!! Shit!! Shit!! Shhhhhhiiiiitttttt!!!!
(Yami Bakura catches up with Yami Marik and grabs his cloak)
Yami Bakura: HAHAHAHAHA!!! I'VE GOT YOU NOW!!!!
Yami Marik: (Still trying to run away) SHHHHHHIIIIIITTTTTT!!!! I'M GONA
DIE!!! Wait a second I can die I'm a sprit............ I'M GONA GET SERIUOLY
HURT!!!
Yami Bakura: NOW YOU ARE GOING TO FIND OUT WHAT IT IS LIKE GETTING HIT IN
THE EYE!!!! (Puts him closer)
Yami Marik: I DIDN'T MEAN TO HIT YOU I WAS GOING TO HIT THE PHARAOH!!! BUT
HE DUCKED AND I HIT YOU!!! FOR THE LOVE OF RA PLEASE SPARE ME!!!!
Yami Bakura: You were?
Yami: (Walks up to Yami Bakura) Its true. I duck out of the way because he
was going to hit me.
Yami Bakura: Fine then. (Lets go of Yami Marik) That means that it was your
falt that I got hit. (Takes a swing at Yami)
(A/N Not again)
(Yami swerves out of the way. Yami Bakura's fist carried on and hit Yami
Marik in the eye.)
Yami Marik: (XO) AAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!! YOU DIDN'T HAVE TO DO
THAT!!!!!
Yami Bakura: (OO) I didn't mean to hit you. I was going to hit the
Pharaoh.
Yami Marik: YER RIGHT!!!!
Yugi: That's enough!!!!! Everyone just get in the cab!!!
Yami Bakura/Marik: YOU DON'T TELL US WHAT TO DO!!!!
Yami: (Getting really pissed off) DO AS HE SAYS OR YOU WILL LIVE TO REGRET
THOUGHS WORDS!!!!
Yami Bakura/ Marik: OOOOOHHHHH touchy!!
(Yami glares at them)
Yami Bakura/Marik: Fine then. (Both walk to one of the cabs and got in)
(Seto and Marik came out of the plane with tiers rolling down their faces)
Seto: What all the screaming and shouting for?
Yami: Please don't ask that and just get in one of the cabs.
Marik: Who die and made you boss?
Yami: I'm not the boss I'm the Pharaoh.
Everyone but Yami: (--U)
Seto: Where Bakura and Serenity?
Joey: In one of the cabs.
Yugi: Ok then lets go to the hotel.
(Everyone got into one of the cabs after loading the luggage in. Then set
off for the hotel.)
Zoe: Do you like that chapter?
Yami Bakura/Marik: Why do we get beaten up instead of the Pharaoh?
Zoe: Because I owe him something for cheering me up at the beginning of
this chapter.
Yami: And I thank you for that.
Zoe: No prob
Yami Bakura: My eye hurts
.
Yami Marik: So does mine.
Zoe: Ohhh stop being crybabies. It was only a punch.
Yami Bakura: Yer well it hurt.
Zoe: Whatever. Thank for reading and don't forget to-
Yami: Read and review.
Zoe: You can say that in the next chapter.
Yami: Cool!!