Chapter 5

A very wet Yami and angry friends.


Zoe: I love you people who are reviewing my story. I had 6 when I did this chapter. Keep them coming. And I don't own YGO.

Yugi: I will get revenge on Yami in this chapter.

Yami: (Oo) Meeep


####At the hotel, in Yugi and co room####

(Everyone wakes up after a good night sleep apart from Yami. Yugi gets out of bed and walks across to the other side of the room and stands beside Yami's bed.)

Yugi: Yami wake up. Grab your stuff coz its time to go to the park. (Few seconds of silence) Yami? (Begins to shake him) Yami? Wake up!!

Yami: (Turns round) Yugi? For Ra's sake Yugi it's too early to get up yet. Now be a good hikari and leave me alone. (Turns back round)

Yugi: But... but we will miss the bus. Yami? Yami are you listening?

Joey: (Looks at Yami who is sleeping again) Nope he isn't.

Tristan: Maybe we should dump a bucket of water over him.

Yugi: :-) (Runs into the bathroom and empties the rubbish bin)

Joey: (Looks round the door of the bathroom) (OO) Yugi? What are you doing?

Tristan: (Also looks) I'm not gona like this.

Yugi: (Puts the bin in the sink and turns on the tap. The bin starts to fill with water.)

Tristan: I shouldn't give people advice and ideas. It always ends up in a disaster.

(The bin starts to over spill with water.)

Yugi: (Turns off the tap and picks up the very, very, very heavy water filled bin. It falls to the ground but hardly spills anything. He starts to drag it across the floor. Turns his head to Joey and Tristan.) You two could help me you know.

Joey: (OO) I'm not getting involved in this.

Tristan: (OO) Me too.

Yugi: What wrong with a little revenge?

Joey: Your revenge, not ours.

Yugi: Be that way. (Begins to drag the water filled bin out of the bathroom. Joey and Tristan decided to run to their beds afraid that they are next on Yugi's list.)

Tristan: I'm gona stay over here until Yugi leaves the room.

Joey: I'm gona stay over here until Yugi has left the hotel.

Yugi: (Stops dragging the bin right beside Yami bed and starts to lift it up over Yami.)

Joey: I have the feeling that there is going to be blood spilled.

Tristan: I have a feeling there is people who is going to be sent to the Shadow Realm. (Gulp)

(The bin is directly over Yami now)

Yugi: :-) Hehehehehe I love revenge. (Tips the whole bin filled with water over Yami)

Joey: I can't believe he did that.

Water: SPLOSH!!!!!!

(Yami's bed is complete soaked.)

Yami: (Wake up) WHAT THE......???!!!! (Sees the bed and the floor around it absolutely dripping with water along with him. Turns to Yugi in a very loud scream) YUGI!!!!!!

####In the girls room#### (Mai is standing in front of a mirror putting on her lipstick and Serenity is brushing her teeth. They hear Yami's scream)

Yami: YUGI!!!!!!

(Mai who got shocked by Yami, slipped and her lipstick smeared across her face. Serenity, who also got shocked by Yami's scream, accidentally swallowed the toothpaste, which was in her mouth.)

Serenity: (OO) COUGH!! GAG!!! SPLUTTER!!! CHOKE!!!

Mai: Crap!!! I've just smeared my lipstick!! Who ever screamed is going to pay dearly!!! (Looks into the bathroom and sees Serenity coughing over the sink) Are you all right?

Serenity: (Still trying to cough up the toothpaste) I... GAG!!! am not... SPLUTTER!!! aloud to... CHOKE!!! swallow... COUGH!! toothpaste...SPLUTTER!!

Mai: Why?

Serenity: Because... COUGH!! I... GAG!! puck... CHOKE!!! afterwards... SPLUTTER!! (Runs over to the toilet and starts to barf out the toothpaste)

Mai: () Ewwww.

(A/N That's happened to me before. Its not nice and it also burn the back of your throat)

####In Seto and co room####

(Yami Bakura and Yami Marik are banging their head while listening to Slipknot on full blast on their CD player. Seto is sitting on his bed with a laptop, typing away. Bakura and Marik are flicking through the channels on the TV.)

Marik: There isn't anything on and if there is its all shit.

Bakura: We have sooooo much better TV in England. At lest Seto has a laptop with him. He can do something fun with it.

Seto: You call sorting out my company businesses, fun?

Marik: For Ra's sake we are on holiday you are not suppose to work.

Seto: If I don't sort out this, I might as well kiss my company good bye. While I'm at it (Turns to Yami Marik and Yami Bakura) turn down that crap music.

(Yami Marik and Yami Bakura didn't hear Seto and carry on banging their heads to the music)

Seto: Grrrrrrrrrrrrr. (Picks up the bible from the slide table and slings it at them. The bible hits them both)

(A/N This has also happen to me. It leaves a nasty bruise behind. I never found out who throw it.)

Yami Marik: (Takes out the earphone and turns to Seto) What the hell was that for?!!

Seto: I want you to turn down the crap music. I can hear it from over here.

Yami Bakura: (Notices what Seto had throw at them) AHHHHHHH!!! He threw a bible at us!! (Scrambles across to the other side of the bed)

Yami Marik: (Turns to see the bible on the bed) AHHHHHH!!!! (Picks it up and slings it out of the open window)

Seto: (shields eyes) Why did I get stuck with them?

Bakura: Better get changed. (Gets up off his bed and starts to walk past Seto's bed)

(Everyone hears Yami's scream)

Yami: YUGI!!!!!!

Everyone: ((((OO))))

Bakura: (OO) (Turns his head to Marik while still walking) Now what do you think that was?

(Not noticing where he was going Bakura trips up on a shoe and lands on Seto's bed. This sent a shock wave down the bed and sent Seto's laptop flying in the air.)

Seto: NNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!! MY COMPANY WILL BE RUINED IF I CAN'T GET THIS COMPLETED!!!!

Bakura: Oh dear!!

(The laptop starts to fall. Seto make a dive for it but miss. The laptop hit the floor with an almighty CRASH!!! It breaks up into a million pieces.)

Seto: NNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!! I'M RUINED!!!!! (Turns to Bakura) YOU WILL PAY!!!! (Make a lunge a Bakura)

Bakura: Oh dear!!! (Starts to run away from Seto) Oh dear!! Oh dear!! Oh dear!!

Seto: Come back hear you coward!!!! (Chases after Bakura)

Everyone but Seto and Bakura: ((((((OO))))))

Seto: DIEEEEEEEEE!!!!!

Bakura: Somebody stop him (TT)

Seto: (Dives at Bakura and grabs his legs) I have you now.

Marik: Who do you think will win?

Yami Marik: My moneys on Seto.

Yami Bakura: Mine too. My hikari is a friggin wimp.

Bakura: (Grabs hold of the bed to pull himself back up) You're my Yami, your suppose to help me.

Yami Bakura: Learn to defend yourself.

Bakura: Oh dear!! (TT)

Seto: I'm gona sue you too. (Punches Bakura in the stomach)

Everyone: () That's gotta hurt.

Bakura: (Kicks Seto in the... well ummm... where the sun don't shine)

Everyone: () Painful.

Seto: (Lets go of Bakura and curls up in a ball.) AHHHHHHH!!!!!

Bakura: (Gets up and runs to the bathroom while holding his stomach) Must escape. (Quickly shuts the door and locks it)

Yami Marik: Awwwww it that is?

Yami Bakura: Looks like. (Picks up one of the earphone and stuffs it back in his ear. Hold up the other in front of Yami Marik face.) Wana listen?

Yami Marik: Yer. (Snatches it of Yami Bakura and crams it in his ear and presses play on the CD player. The music starts up)

Marik: Do you think we should help Seto?

(Yami Marik and Yami Bakura start to bang their heads again and ignore Marik)

Marik: Typical (--U)

####Back in Yugi and co room####

Yami: WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU????!!!!!

Yugi: That was for when you soaked me on the plane.

Yami: FOR THE LAST TIME I DID NOT DO THAT!!!!!!! THAT WAS YAMI BAKURA!!!!

Yugi: Stop trying to blame it on someone else.

Yami: (fuming with rage) I AM NOT TRYING TO BLAME IT ON SOMEONE ELSE!!! YAMI BAKURA DID IT AND THAT IS THE TRUTH!!!!

Joey: (Whispers to Tristan) Do you think we should stick up for Yami?

Tristan: (whispers back) But Yugi might put us on top of his hit list.

Joey: But it might save us going to the Shadow Realm by Yami. (Turns to Yugi) Hey Yugi.

Yugi: What?

Joey: (In thought) I hope I know what I'm doing (Out loud) Yami didn't pour the water over you it was Yami Bakura from behind. I saw it with my own eyes a long with Tristan.

Tristan: ((Oo)) What?

Joey: Didn't you Tristan? (Nudges him with his elbow)

Tristan: Yer but of course I saw Yami Bakura tip water on to you.

Yami: See I have witnesses. And you have just SOAKED ME FOR NO REASON!!!

Yugi: Really? Sorry Yami (hangs his head in shame)

Yami: No worries. (smiles) We better get changed and meet everyone outside in the corridor.

Everyone: Right!!!! (Fists go up in the air)


Zoe: Sorry the chapter took so long. I had to do all of this coursework for science, English and Maths, plus other homework.

Yami: Yer coursework sucks

Yugi: You never get coursework or homework because you don't go school. You just agree with everything she says.

Yami: There a problem with that?

Yugi: (--U)

Zoe: I also when on work experience. Now that was fun. I got to work with the little kids in a primary school. Bless them.

Yami: Yer work experience is the best. Urrrrrr... what is work experience?

Zoe: (Anime fall) You don't know what work experience is? Where have you been all of your life?

Yami: Well I was in Egypt then got trapped inside the puzzle for 3000 year, then-

Zoe: Ok, ok you don't need to go on.

Seto: What about my company? I'm ruined!!! How can I do that work now? I'll be out of business by the time we get back. (Starts to cry)

Zoe: (OO) Oh crap I forgot about that. Don't worry I'll sort it.

Seto: (Stops crying) Really?

Zoe: I'll live up to those words.

Seto: You better or you will be dying on those words.

Zoe: (Oo) What have I just gotten myself into?

Yami: Please read and review. Bye peeps. (Starts to wave)

Zoe: I haven't said bye yet. (Starts to wave too) Bye everyone see you in the next chapter.