Chapter 6
Angry friends and Seto going insane
Zoe: Hi I'm back once again with a tan.
Seto: Where the hell have you been?
Zoe: To Gran Canaria.
Yami: I use to have a tan like that when I was in Egypt. Now it's gone (sniff)
Zoe: You can always get it back. All you need to do is-
Seto: (cuts in) Do something about my company? I don't have the time for a lecture.
Zoe: You're just jealous that I have a tan and you don't.
Seto: (starts to cry) My company?
Zoe: Oh of the love of Ra.
###Outside in the corridor### 1 hour later might I add
(Door opens and Yugi, Yami, Joey and Tristan walk out of the room)
Yami: We can't go yet. I still need to dry my hair.
Yugi: But we said we would meet everyone at this time. Besides it will dry off in time.
Yami: (Grumbles to himself) You wouldn't have said that if it were you.
(The door opens to the girl's room. Serenity and Mai walk out.)
Serenity: (Still gagging from the toothpaste she swallowed earlier) Cough! Cough! Cough!
Mai: Serenity, are you sure your ok?
Serenity: Cough! Never... Cough! Better... Cough!
Joey: (just noticing Serenity coughing) Serenity? (Runs up to her) What happened to you?
Serenity: Well... cough! Somebody... Cough! Screamed... cough! From one... cough! Of the... Cough! Other rooms... cough!
Mai: Yer then she got shocked by the voice and swallowed the toothpaste. The worst bit is that she barfed in the toilet. And might I add that voice also shocked me making me smear my lipstick. Who ever did this will pay dearly.
Serenity: Same... cough! Here... cough!
Tristan: (walks up to Yami and whispers in his ear) Hey Yami. Wasn't that you, who screamed when Yugi tipped the water over you?
Yami: (((((OO))))) Oh shit.
Tristan: (Still whispering) You are sooooo dead.
Yami: (Whispers back) If I keep quite they won't know. Anyhow it just a little bit of makeup and toothpaste it not like losing a company, is it? Everyone will forget it soon.
(Just then Yami Marik, Yami Bakura and Marik come out from their room.)
Yami Marik: You call this a hotel? I like my pillows soft and fluffy. A brick is softer than those pillows.
Everyone: (--U)
(A/N Oh and by the way I don't own YGO)
Yugi: (realises that Seto and Bakura weren't out of the room) Hey where's Seto and Bakura?
Marik: Well Bakura broke Seto's laptop and is hiding in the toilet. Seto is going insane while sitting on his bed crying his eyes out.
Everyone: (Oo)
Yami Bakura: And I need a piss. My wimpy hikari won't come out of the toilet.
Mai: You can use ours. (Sniggers)
Yami Bakura: (Runs into the girl's room)
Mai: Boy is he gona get a surprise.
(A few seconds of silence)
Yami Bakura: WHAT THE HELL? It smells like someone has barfed in here! (A few more seconds of silence) AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!! (Runs out of the room) WHY DIDN'T YOU SAY SOMEONE BARFED IN THE TOILET???!!!
Mai: (Starts to laugh hard)
Yami Bakura: Grrrrrrrrrrrrr. (Turns to Yami.) Let me use you toilet or die?
Yami: Nope use your own
Yami Bakura: B-B-B-But I can't. My hikari is in there. (Starts to jump up and down)
Yami: Get him out then
Yami Bakura: Don't you think I've already tried that?
Yami: You still can't use ours.
Yami Bakura: God damn it.
Yugi: (Looks into Seto and co's room) Errrrr, Seto? (Sees Seto sitting on the bed with his arms around his knees rocking backwards and forwards)
Seto: (In mental shock) M-M-M-My company? I-I-I-I-I-Its ruined. (Starts to cry)
Yugi: (Completely disturbed) ((OO)) You ok, Seto? (Walks into room)
Everyone: (Also walks into the room and is also completely disturbed) ((OO)) Seto?
Joey: ((OO)) You don't see this everyday.
Tristan: ((OO)) Ummmm Seto? What happened?
Seto: M-M-M-My laptop destroyed by B-B-B-Bakura. C-C-C-Company ruined.
Marik: He was going on about how he has to complete this work or his company would be ruined.
Yami: (Goes to the toilet door) Hey Bakura?
Bakura: (From behind the door) Is Seto gone yet?
Yami: (Looks at Seto) No, but he is in a high amount of shock.
Bakura: Then I'm not coming out.
Yami: What happened?
Bakura: Well, I was walking past Seto's bed while he was typing away on his laptop. Then there was this load scream.
Yami: ((OO)) Oh no
Bakura: I was listen to the scream didn't pay any attention on where I was walking and tripped up. I landed on Seto's bed but the laptop fell off and smashed on the floor.
Yami: (TT) (In thought) Tristan was right. I am sooooo dead if they do find out.
Bakura: I'll come out if you stop Seto from hurting me.
Yami: I really think that Seto is in too much shock to do anything. But if he does we'll hold him back.
Bakura: (Unlocks the door and opens it) Positive?
Everyone: (nods)
Bakura: Ok (comes out of the toilet and shuts the door) (Turns round to look at Seto) (((((OO))))) Oh dear
Yugi: (The cabs pulls up beside the hotel entrance) We've got to go. The cab will leave without us if we don't get down there soon.
Yami Marik: That's it. (Goes up to Seto and starts to shake him) Snap out of it. I commanded you to do as I say.
Seto: (Not paying any attention to what Yami Marik said) M-M-M-My C-C-C-C- Company?
Joey: That's not how to do it. (Pushes Yami Marik out of the way) This is how you do it. (Starts to slap around the face Seto) Snap out of it you son of a b-
Seto: (Snap out of the mental shock) You can stop slapping me now!!!
Joey: (Carries on slapping Seto)
Seto: YOU STUPID MUTT!! YOU CAN STOP IT NOW!!!
Joey: (Still carries on slapping Seto) You mum is a big fat cow.
Seto: (Getting pissed off) THAT'S IT!!! (Punches Joey in the stomach) AND THIS IS FOR CALLING MY MUM A FAT COW!!!! (Punches Joey in the same place in the stomach) Not that I really knew her anyhow.
Everyone: (--U) Seto back.
Joey: (Falls to the ground) OOOOOOWWWWWWWWWCCCCCHHHHHHHH!!!!! YOU COULD OF ASKED ME TO STOP!!!!! (Clenches his stomach)
Seto: I did you stupid mutt!!!
Yugi: Were gona miss the cabs. Hurry up.
Yami Bakura: But I'm dying for a piss.
Yugi: We don't have time. (Runs out of the room)
Yami: Yugi wait (Runs after Yugi)
Tristan: Looks like were leaving. (Helps Joey up off the floor)
Joey: (Gets up) I'm feeling fine now. (Turns to everyone) The last one down is the rotten egg. (Runs out of the room)
Tristan: No fair you had a head start. (Runs after Joey)
Seto: I'm not playing this childish game. (Walks out of the room)
Yami Marik: Change it to a rotting body then that will making it more interesting.
Serenity: (Recovered from the toothpaste incident) Your sick.
Yami Marik: Thanks. (Smiles)
Serenity: (--) That wasn't a complement.
Yami Bakura: I really need a piss. Can someone wait for me?
Everyone: :-) Nope (All run out of the room)
Yami Bakura: You will all suffer horribly of this. Grrrrrrrrrrrrr. (Hops out of the room with his legs crossed and slams the door)
###Outside of the hotel###
Yugi: Made it. (Jumps into the cab)
Yami: (Runs outside) (Completely out of breath) Yugi... gasp... where... gasp... are you?
Yugi: (Pops his head out of the cab) In the cab. You really need to exercise more.
Yami: Just shut up. (Get into the cab)
Everyone: (All come running outside of the hotel apart from Seto)
Serenity: Yay I not the rotten egg (Starts to jump up and down)
Yami Marik: Don't you mean the rotting body.
Serenity: (--U)
Seto: (Walks outside)
Everyone: Ha ha you're the rotten egg.
Yami Marik: Rotting body!!
Seto: I did say that I wasn't playing a childish game. Now leave me alone. (Gets into cab)
Mai: I think you slapped him too much, Joey.
Joey: Who cares? (Jumps into cab)
Everyone: (--U) (All get into a cab)
(A/N Just to point out they all in the cab with the same people as before)
Zoe: Yay I torched Seto.
Seto: (Eye twitching) I hate you!!!
Zoe: Please no need to thank me.
Seto: You made a fool out of me!!!!
Zoe: Yer wasn't it great.
Seto: For you maybe but NOT FOR ME!!!!! (Pulls out a chainsaw) DIEEEEE!!! (Lunges at Zoe)
Zoe: (((((((OO))))))) AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!! (Runs away)
Seto: COME BACK HERE YOU COWARD!!!!! HA HA!!! (Runs after Zoe)
Yami: I'm afraid Zoe can say bye so I'll do it for her. Bye everyone and don't forget to Read and Review.
Zoe: YAMI!!! DON'T JUST STAND THERE!!!!! HELP ME!!!!!
Seto: DDDDDDDDIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEE!!!!!
Yami: ((((((OO))))))