Oooohh look a log flume
Zoe: (peers round from behind the corner) I think I lost him. (completely emerges from behind the corner) Yes, I back…. after a oh so very long time. I think the time span from when I last wrote chapter 6 is about… hmmmm… probable 2-3 years.
Yami: YOUR BACK! (jumps and clomps onto Zoe) I MISSED YOU!
Zoe: Shhhhhhhh, quite. Seto might hear you (looks round nervously)
Yami: I DON'T CARE! (clomps harder)
Zoe: (gags) Yami… can't… breath…
Yami: Sorry (lets go) But your back... (goes back to hug Zoe)
Zoe: (Stops Yami) Yer, yer. I don't like leaving things unfinished no matter how long it may be before I actually come back. I'm that sort of person )
Zoe: I better get on with the story. Got loads of homework to do but I'm here doing this. Strange me XD
At the Theme Park
Joey: (Leaps out of cabs with inhuman speed) YAY! WE ARRIVED! (turns round and strikes a pose)
Everyone (-.-U)
Tristan: Joey… what's with the pose? (-.-U)
Joey: No idea (grins)
Everyone: (anime fall)
(Everyone starts to clamber out of the cabs)
Serenity: (pauses in her step out of the cab) Oh no!
Yami Bakura: Why did you stop? (looks over Serenity's shoulder from within the cab) What are you doing?
Serenity: I was about to stand on this poor innocent little ladybird (points to a small ladybird quietly crawling across the concrete)
Yami Bakura: Oh come on. It's a goddamn ladybird! What difference will it make to the world when one of them is gone? Now hurry up there's roller coasters that need sabotaging and people to kill.
Serenity: No, we wait till it has crossed our paths
Yami Bakura: (Looks down at ladybird and notices how fast or rather how slow it's going) But that could be hours… (T.T) Right that's it (Pushes Serenity out of the door)
Serenity: Ahhhhhh (falls flat on her face, also on top of the ladybird)
Yami Bakura: About time you moved (sniggers)(Hops over Serenity gracefully)
Joey: (Extremely cheesed off) How dare you… you… you sick twisted freak.
Yami Bakura: Why thank you (evil grin)
Joey: Nobody pushes my sister around
Yami Bakura: But I just did (points)
Serenity: (Looks up from the floor and punches fist in air) Yer you tell him Joey! (clenches nose) Owww (looks back down) Poor ladybird, your death was not in vain (bows her head)
Everyone: ((O.o))
Joey: Rrrrrrraaaa (jumps at Yami Bakura)
Yami Bakura: (not looking worried) Bring it. I can beat you with or without weapons (lunges forward) Rrrrrraaaa
Yami: (Jumps in-between) You two stop before I send both of you to the shadow realm.
(Joey and Yami Bakura grids to a halt no more than a breaths distance between them. A long silence befalls the group as Joey and Yami Bakura turn away from each other)
Yami: Better… (turns to face Serenity) Serenity are you ok?
Serenity: (Picks herself up) I just a bump on the nose, nothing more (grins)
(A/N: Damn! Oh well, I had to make someone suffer since Tea wasn't here XP)
Yami Marik: (starts running towards entrance) The endless suffering I can do to people are just behind these odd-looking buildings. Mwhahahahahahaha!
Everyone: (-.-U)
Yugi: (loudens his voice so that Yami Marik could hear) He can't get in because I got the tickets (pulls out tickets from a large pocket on his jacket and waves them in the air)
Yami Marik: (Screeches to a halt, turn round and heads towards Yugi just as fast) Tickets! (holds out hand ready to grab once he was within range while drooling)
Yugi: Eeeeek not a pretty sight (((O.o))
Yami: I will save you, my hiraki (jumps in front and restrains Yami Marik from attacking Yugi)
Yugi: Here get you tickets before Yami Marik gets them all (holds out the tickets)
(Everyone grabs a tickets each, leaving 3 left)
Yugi: One for me, one for Yami and one for Yami Marik (holds out ticket to Yami Marik in fear of getting bitten)
Yami Marik: Yeeeeeeeee (reaches over Yami and grabs ticket) Mwhahahahahahaha. Mine all mine (shifty eyes) (gets up and runs towards the entrance with ticket held up in the air)
Everyone: ((O.o))
Tristan: Quick! Before we lose sight of him!
(Everyone starts to runs after Yami Marik. After a while they reach the entrance of the theme park, out of breath. They queued for a good 20 minuits before entering the park)
Seto: Finally (sighs). Thought we would be there until we died though starvation. If my company was in charge this wouldn't have been a problem (grumbles)
Mai: Then why don't you buy the park and sort out the problem yourself.
Seto: A good idea (pulls out a cassette recorder) Note to self. When back home buy stupid theme park company and improve (pauses). And also, sort out company paper work if the company still stands (scowls at Bakura)
Bakura: Moving on subject… (points to a log flume) The only way we can get into the main part of the park is to go on that ride.
Yami Marik: (looks round for the next boat to arrive) Hurry up and get over here. I'm got getting on this thing all by myself.
Everyone: (walks over to Yami Marik and watches a couple and their child get on to the boat)
Marik: (staring at the boat) Looks like we can only have six people per boat. Who's going with whom?
Yami Bakura: I'm with Yami Marik (jumps to Yami Marik's side)
Marik + Bakura: Not without us there to stop you two from causing trouble (runs to their Yami's)
Yami: I better go with them too. I'll stop them if they do anything stupid.
Yugi: That means I'm going with you! (clomps onto Yami)
Yami: ((O.OU)) Ok, ok you can come to
Mai: That means that I'm with you lot (points round at Joey, Tristan, Seto and Serenity)
Serenity: At least I'm with another girl (high fives Mai)
Joey + Tristan + Seto: (-.-U)
(The first boat arrives)
Mai: We're getting on first (pushes Yami Marik and Yami Bakura aside). Ladies first (smiles sweetly and turns to Joey) Joey hold the boat still.
Joey: (grumbles) Yes miss (grabs the side of the boat letting Mai and Serenity sit down) Any one else like to get on while I'm holding the damn boat
Tristan: Since your there, why not? (clambers onto boat)
Seto: Haha. Be a good dog and hold the boat still. Haha (jumps onto the boat elegantly)
Joey: Grrrrrr (under his breath) I should have moved the boat so he would have fell in.
Seto: What was that mutt? (gives evil glares)
Joey: Nothing (forces a grin)(pulls himself into the boat and sits next to Seto)
(The boat sets off down the ride leaving the Yamis and their hiraki's waiting for another boat.)
Yami Marik: Come on! I wanna get into the main part of the park (starts jumping up and down like a excited child)
Marik: (-.-U) Stand still or you won't get in at all.
Yami Marik: (Stands motionless)
(The second boat comes round from behind the corner)
Yami Marik + YamiBakura: Yay! (grins) (Leaps into boat before it has a chance to stop)
Marik: (-.-U) (turns to Bakura) You hold the boat still
Bakura: (O.o) Why me?
Yami: Because your English
Bakura: (-.-U) Ok (Holds boat still)
(A/N: I'm ripping the English and I am English myself. Poor Bakura .)
(Yami, Yugi and Marik clamber onto the boat)
Yami Bakura: Hurry up and get on they are the other boat is getting further ahead.
Bakura: Why me? Why always me? (lets go of the boat and put on foot on the edge of the boat and other on the ground)
Yugi: Is that wise Bakura? I mean that the boat will… (O.O)
(The boat begins to drift away from the side of the dock widening every second)
Bakura: Oh dear (((O.O))) (legs grow wider apart as they move with the boat) Owww owww owww
Everyone: (((((O.o))))
Bakura: Oh deary deary deary (legs giveway) Nooooooo…
(Splosh)
Everyone: (looks over side of boat) ((((((O.o))))))
Bakura: Help I'm drowning (throws arms around wildly on the waters surface)
Yugi: (turns to Yami Bakura) Help him he's your hiraki.
Yami Bakura: (-.-#) What an embarrassment (reaches over, grabs Bakura by his jacket and throws him up into the boat) There, happy? Now can we please, GO.
Yami: Talk about sympathy (-.-U)
Yugi: Are alright Bakura?
Bakura: (gasping for air)
Yami Bakura: Look at him (points) (everyone looks at Bakura) He's just peachy couldn't be better (sits down)
Yami Marik: (grabs the wall on the other side of the dock and pulls the boat along to get it up to speed) Mwhahahahahahaha. And we are away (evil grin)
Boat 1
(Serenity and Mai are sitting at the front of the boat while Tristan, Seto and Joey sit behind them. Seto is sitting in between the two (oh lucky him). The boat begins to reach a tunnel)
Mai + Serenity: Oooohh a tunnel! Finally (grins)
Joey: Yer joy (stares to his side)
Tristan: Hmmm… (stares at a information sign and reads it out) The Tropical Jungle reconstruction: complete with real living tropical plants and animals to bring the Amazon to us.
Seto: How pitiful that they think to impress us before we get into the main park with this load of crap.
Joey: …………
(Boat enters the tunnel and the surrounding growing darker, until green and white lights turn on suddenly. The boat passes through dense plant life, which most have some sort of animal climbing on it)
Girls: Ahhhhhhh!
Seto + Tristan + Joey: (turn to face the girls) What now?
Mai: Ahhhhhhhhhhh frog! Get it away from me! (starts to try and flick it away, it jumps and lands on Serenity's lap)
Serenity: Aaaahhhhhhhhh! Get it off! (starts waving her hand around it frantically) JOEY!
Joey: (sigh) (gets up and picks up the frog) What are you afraid of? It's a frog (brings it closer to Mai and Serenity)
Girls: Aaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhh! JOEY! (edges to the very tip of the boat)
Joey: (roles eyes) Ok, ok I'll get rid of it. It's a frog, it can't do any harm if it tried (throws it gently onto a passing plant) Happy?
Girls: Yay! (hugs Joey)
Joey: I could get used to this (giant grin speards across his face)
Seto + Tristan: (-.-) Joey, sit down.
Joey: Awww. I was having fun (moves the girls out of the away and sits down)
Tristan: Why don't you like frogs?
Mai: They horrible and slimy and… (shudders)
Serenity: I can second that (waves hand in the air)
Seto: Pathetic (-.-) And the fact that the mutt rescued you, made things worse (sighs)
Joey: Shut up Seto. Grrrrrr (clenches fist and looks away to his side again)
(The boat exits the tunnel)
Seto: Finally (sees another tunnel) Damn another one (-.-U)
Boat 2
(The boat slow approaches the tropical tunnel. Yami Marik, Yami Bakura and Marik are sitting at the front of the boat. Behind, Yami and Yugi are trying to warm up and dry off Bakura.)
Bakura: Achoo (sniff) (shivers)
Yugi: Hmmmm… I think Bakura's got a cold now.
Bakura: (sniff) This has made my holiday
Yami Bakura: (turns round) Stop complaining I want this to be a good holiday for me. I'm not having you ruining it by you moaning about your cold (turns round)
Yami Marik: Hehehe. I like seeing people severely ill (evil grin)
Yami: (-.-U) You would
(Boat enters tunnel. Does the same things as before)
Yami Marik: WTF? What is this? (looks round frantically)
Yugi: A tropical jungle (-.-U)
Yami: I've heard of these. Aren't they supposed to contain a load of poisonous animals and plants?
Yami Bakura: Really? Wow, I'm beginning to like this tropical jungle
Yami: Shouldn't have said that out loud (-.-)
Yami Marik: I'm going to find out (gets up)
Marik: No your not (grabs his clothes) Sit down!
Yami Marik: (pulls out Millennium Rod) Don't make me use this (pushes Marik's hand away) (jumps onto the side bank)
Marik: Hey! Get back here
Yami: You stupid ass, of course they aren't going to put poisonous animals and plants here. People come past here all the time and they wouldn't want to get bitten then die.
Yami Bakura: Why wouldn't they? If actually I own this park, then I would put every poisonous animal and plant from the tropical jungle in here.
Yugi: But you would do that anyhow (-.-U)
Yami Bakura: (thinks) Yup I would do that come to think about it (evil grin)
Yami Marik: (looks underneath a large leaf) Grrrrrr there's no sign of any animals……… wait a minuit look what I found (holds up a frog) Is this poisonous?
Yami: No. Like I said, they won't have any poisonous animal in here
Yami Marik: What kinda tropical jungle is this without any poisonous animals?
Yami Bakura: A crap one (sulks)
Marik: You better get on before we leave the tunnel
Yami Marik: (roles eyes) (throws the frog aside) (scrabbles though the plants and leaps onto the boat)
Boat: (tilts to the side Yami Marik jump on)
Yugi: Aaahhhhh! Don't do that!
Yami: You almost made the boat capsize!
Yami Bakura: Sooooo? Don't you want to go for a swim?
Marik: I don't. I don't want to end up like Bakura (points)
Bakura: Achoo! (sniff) Nobody wants to be me (T.T)
(A/N: Awww bless him. I just keep torturing him .)
Yami Bakura: That's a good point
(The boat leaves the tunnel)
Bakura: Nobody wants to be me (T.T) (sniff)
Zoe: (sigh) Can't believe I just done a chapter.
Everyone: And it's about bloody time
Zoe: I could have just left it! No appreciation at all! (turns away) I'm going to torture all of you in the next chapter! MWHAHAHAHAHA! You all will feel my wrath! (punches fist into the end)
Seto: Hehehe. Now that your back… shall we continue with the torture of Zoe. The soul person who destroyed my company! (pulls out chainsaw)
Zoe: Not again (T.T)
Seto: (starts the chainsaw up) HAHAHAHA!
Zoe: Read and review people (runs away)