Back to the weirdness!
Chapter 2: How weird is this?
Everybody is sleeping on the beach for some reason, probably waiting for you, the reader, to get back! So anyways, Sora gets up and starts to sleep walk to the dented tree. He trips over Tidus, who's now covered in bandages, but gets up and still sleep walks. He gets a poupu and walks back over to Riku. Sora kneels down and shoves it in Riku's mouth and he falls and takes the other side that's sticking out.
"I feel alot better!" Ansem says as he gets up and stretch. A ripping noise can be heard, and Ansem covers his butt with his hands. The rip causes everybody to wake up. Wakka wakes up from laying on a grave he made for his blitzball, Tidus slowly gets up for his body is still sore, Selphie gets up, but then falls back down unconcious, Riku and Sora wake up at the same time. Sora begins to hug Riku and roll with him on the beach while Riku tries to break free.
"That ain't right" Leon says getting up. Ansem shakes his head in shame, trying to act normal. Sephiroth walks onto the beach and spots this happening. "What the hell! My son is gay!" he yells. "I get it from you!" Riku yells, now that he got away from Sora. Vincent walks behind Sora, who now is sitting on the ground eating the other half of the poupu fruit, and winks to Sephiroth as he holds up a poupu fruit. Sephiroth winks back.
"I need to get out of here!" Ansem says nervously. He turns around and walks back to the sea, when suddenly...
"AHHHHHH! My leg!" Ansem just got hit by the gummi ship that crashed down. "Nice landing, Goofy!" Donald says sarcastically as he jumps out of the cockpit. "Sora! There's a new evil in the world!" Goofy yells as he runs over to Sora. "And who might be this 'new evil'?" Sora asked in a fake heroic voice. "His name is Axel" Donald finishes. A sinister laugh can be heard and the sky turns dark. Only a light shines down on a spikey red headed man in a dark cloak.
He looks at the crew and puts his hands up in a shrugging like motion and smiles. "Okaaaaaay" Riku says pushing a button on the remote he just found. The sky turns back to normal and the light goes away. "This is the new evil?" Leon says in confusion. "Yes I is!" Axel laughs. "How weird is that?" Sora asks. "You said the title of the day!" Goofy exclaims in a game show announcer's voice. "What do I win?" Sora asks, overly excited. "You win a bag of sugar!" Goofy answers handing it to Sora. He snatches is and starts to chug it down his throat. "This chapter of You Gotta Love that Booowoop Sound, is brought to you by Cid's Item Shop! He won't cuss if you don't fuss!" Goofy says pointing to the reader. The black background and circle comes and closes in on Goofy winking along with the boowoop sound.
This ain't the end yet! Wait for chapter 3: Sora's Sugar High!