Undiluted Ramblings

Mr Padfoot would like to ask indignantly why his map has been invaded by an alien prescence?

Mr. Wormtail notes that the Map does not only belong to Mr Padfoot.

(Ms BabyStretch, the alien presence and authoress, disappears on a short excursion.)

Mr. Moony notes that Mr Padfoot has included an unnecessary question mark and proceeds to educate Mr Padfoot on basic grammar.

Mr Padfoot simultaneously rolls his eyes with an air of Supreme Boredom, sticks his tongue out at the over-interfering Mr. Wormtail, and winks at Mr. Prongs who, until now, has been unfairly ignored.

Mr. Prongs agrees, and puts on his dejected face.

Mr. Wormtail was, and still is, under the impression that Mr Padfoot could barely do two things at once, never mind three.

Mr Padfoot glares at Mr. Wormtail.

Mr. Moony wonders whether Mr Padfoot is really glaring at Mr. Wormtail, since he has only Mr Padfoot's word for it.

And, continues Mr. Wormtail, Mr Padfoot is known to be even more untrustworthy than Mr. Prongs.

Messrs. Padfoot and Prongs glare at Messrs. Moony and Wormtail and their phililososophophophisisisising.

Messrs. Moony and Wormtail laugh at the cross-eyed expressions of Messrs. Padfoot and Pongs, sorry, Prongs.

Mr Padfoot listens carefully, but fails to hear any laughter.

Mr. Moony rolls his eyes.

Mr. Wormtail wonders loudly whether Mr Padfoot will ever grow up or-

Mr. Moony points out that it is impossible to wonder loudly on a sheet of parchment.

Mr Wormtail wonders loudly whether-

Mr Padfoot disagrees, asking how charcters speak loudly in books, then turns to Mr. Prongs to unfairly ignore him.

Mr. Prongs protests to being unfairly ignored, but no-one listens.

Mr. Wormtail wonders-

Mr Padfoot grins at Mr. Prongs.

Mr. Wormtail wonders whether Ms. BabyStretch will ever return from her 'short excursion' to set the story to writes.

Mr. Moony calmly proceeds to educate Mr. Wormtailin basic spelling.

Mr. Prongs grins at Mr Padfoot.

Mr Padfoot looks confused.

Ms. BabyStretch returns to end the story and fail to delete it from END

Ms. BabyStretch glares at Mr Padfoot and tells him that anything he would like to say can be said in another chapter.

2

Ms. BabyStretch continues to glare at Mr Padfoot until he begins a new chapter.

1 Mr Padfoot apologises for writing in footnotes but insists that he must have the last word.

2 Mr Padfoot protests that he only wants to say-