This is a patch of Fanfics I made over time, enjoy!
EvilEd
FANFICTION 1: Soap Up, Ed (Setting: Edd's Garage)
Edd: Oh dear, oh my!
A noise is heard, Edd turns to the closed garage door to see Ed's fingers and muffled voices.
Eddy: C'mon, lump! Open it!
Ed (In high, strained voice): I'm...trying! ARRGH!
Seconds later, Ed lifts the garage door. Ed and Eddy walk into the garage.
Edd: Eddy, you know you could have opened the door with the code I gave you on the panel outside...
Eddy: I know, but with Ed...its much more fun to watch Ed open it.
Ed has a sock in his ear.
Edd: Ed..
Ed: Yes'm?
Edd: Is that my sock?
Ed: WHAT?
Edd: IS THAT MY SOCK?
Ed: WHAAAT!
Edd sighs, and looks down at his feet, seeing as though one of his socks are missing. Edd quickly grabs the sock from Ed.
Edd: ED! This is MY sock!
Ed: Double Dee, do not amplicate the industrial phenomoms of yesteryear.
Edd: What?
Ed gets up, and starts chasing Edd.
Edd: YAAAH! Ed, DO HAVE SOME RESPECT!
Eddy sighs, and goes inside Edd's house. He comes back out, eating a banana.
He throws the peel into the circle which Ed is chasing Edd. Ed slips on the peel.
Eddy laughs.
Eddy: Ed, you know, you'd be the perfect person for my SOAPMAN!
Ed: As I always am?
Eddy: No, this time you're promoted from an idiot to a SOAPMAN!
Ed smiles.
Eddy: C'mon, SOAPMAN! Lets go SOAP up those suckers!
(Setting: Outdoors)
A stand is setup outside. The sign reads "MEET UOR SOAPMN"
Edd (looking at sign): Ed, you have atrosious spelling...
Ed: No thanks, I'm full!
Eddy: Will you two shut up? Ed, lemme hear your catch phrase again!
Ed: Do not step into the shower without having ME in there!
Eddy laughs.
Jonny walks up.
Jonny: Hiya, Eddy. Whatcha doo-in?
Eddy: Jonny-Boy! Just the guy I was looking for, please meet, our mascot, SOAPMAN!
Ed flexs some muscles.
Jonny: But Eddy, its just Ed in a soap costume.
Eddy: No it isn't! Ed!--
Jonny: You just said its Ed!
Eddy: ...say your catch phrase!
Ed: Do not step into the shower without having ED in there!
Jonny: Yuck! You guys are gross!
Eddy walks over to Ed.
Eddy: Okay, your new catch phrase is...
Eddy whispers into Ed's ear.
Ed laughs
Ed: I will not let you down! As I am THE WHAT!
Edd: The what?
Ed: YES! The WHAT! My new nickynamer!
Eddy: I'll be right back.
Eddy walks inside his house, comes back out with a stamper. Eddy stamps on Ed's forehead "OFFICAL MORON"
Ed: Thank you, O Highness!
Edd giggles softly.
Rolf comes out of his house and runs around.
Rolf: Help Rolf! I cannot see one thing!
Edd: ROLF! LOOK OUT!
Rolf runs right into the Ed's concession stand and knocks it over, Ed and Eddy fall down on top of the rubble. Rolf is still running around.
Ed: Do not fear Edd and Eddy! As the WHAT will save you!
Ed runs over to the debris and accidently trips on his shoelace, falling on top of the rubble--and Edd and Eddy.
Eddy(muffled voice): Why must everything go wrong?
Ed(muffled voice): Cause ya always have me around, Eddy.
THE END