It's a beautiful Monday morning. The sun is shining, the birds are chirping. Oh yes... & Sisters of Mercy is blaring through the apartment of Naraku & Sesshomaru. We follow the sound to apt C, & phase all Kitty like, through the door. We see Sessy sitting on the ragged excuse of a couch, reading the newspaper, the comics anyway. He laughs insanely at a particular strip, seemingly oblivious to the noisy music. Well, actually I guess it depends on which song you're imagining, it's 'Alice', OK! 'Alice'! So now the noisy thing is cleared up & we can go look for the listener.

The camera starts moving causing some of the audience to get extremely motion sick. Projectile vomit sprays here & there but still, we continue. It turns the corner only to run smack into N. We both look so perfect as we fall down(find the pun,damnit!). N looks shocked & horrified as he begins interogating Sessy.

"Who are these people! Why are they here! Did you lace my pillows with LSD again!" Those are just a few of his questions.

" Good morning poop head!" Sessy doesn't look up as he greets N, but he kind of turns his head in N's general direction. What Ho! His purty comics are snatched from his ring pop adorned, car paint fingernail polished fingers. His expression goes distraught and he gazes at where his newspaper was as if expecting his lovely comics to come back. When nothing happens, N is the first to blame...well it WAS him that did it.

"WTF N!" Sess then starts screaming incoherently at the top of lungs. It's all undefinable babble so we can't neccisarily say what it is. We now have our 14 year old prep interperator working on it as we sp...type. When Sessy's big head & slightly(he's only a butt head now) shorter & more layered hair, get out of the waythe audience gasps in awe or horror. Naraku has chopped his hair to shoulder length(you could tell if it was down) & he's back combed it! He is obviously a Robert Smith fan. He is glaring at Sessy. Frustrated confusion evident in his expression.

"I think I was coming in here to ask you something." He glares daggers at the camera crew." Before I found weird reporters have appeared in our house." He looks back at Sess, in the background hatchet boy looks hurt.

'Reporters!', he thinks.

N thinks for a while on why he came in here. Mean while the crew realizes that one of our own is stuck in the door. We panic & try to pull her out, but to no avail. She cries, knowing what we must do. I pull out a gun & aim it at her head. She tightly closes her eyes & tells me she loves me. I shead tears of my own & pull the trigger, ending her life. Naraku finally figures out what he was here for, I guess death jump started his memory. Sessy is looking at us aghast. We are writting to here family.

"Have you seen my blue eyeshadow? Not the metallic blue, or the other metallic blue. Or even the dark blue, but the blue blue.?" He speaks! Sess snaps out of it & stares blankly at his flatmate.

"No." he replies.

N sighs & rolls his eyes(i made a rhyme-) walking back to his room mummbling something about having to use purple. Hatched Boy, being the empathatic narcist he is, is the only one emotionaly capable of following him. In the room there is a shrine to Kikyo, depicting graphic images of her being raped & tortured. Thats as far as the camera man goes, he has this thing with naked women & lasanga. But we heard it's a very nicely decorated room with several, 'Naraku heart's Koga' things around it. There are also barbie dolls with nails in there heads hanging from the ceiling, emplying that someone has childhood issues. As well as a skull post bed, which probly cost a fortune... rich bitch.

Coming out from N's room(there with the cum thing again) HB tells us all about it & how he had a life sized poster of Daniel Ash, causing Author the turn green with envy & cry. He's mean. Sesshomaru is over by the corpse poking it to see if shes still alive... shes not.

"Can I keep her?" Sessy inquires.

Columbus looks at him with a start. & vigoursly shakes her head, cause she NEVER talks... not even to me. I feel unloved, I'm gonna go kill myself now, & if that doesn't work... I'm gonna clean my house.