Continuing from where we left off, I didn't succeed in my plight but still didn't clean. I fell from the ceiling & quickly lost intrest & watched 'Hellsing' part 4 for the eightieth time. Returning to the story.
Sessy quickly explains to Columbus that his brother is a necrophiliac & his birthday is coming up. HB laughs & Author glares at him. We of course didn't notice that N had come in the room. He went into the kitchen & started getting food & crap out. I know this cause I heard him open the cabinets & looked. He looks at me & I am staring at him.
"I'm making pancakes." He says nervously
I continue staring, just waiting for him to say...
"Do you want any?" Yay! He said it.
Author vigoursly nodds her head & crawls hurridly twards him. From here on through the making & eating of the pancakes fook boony will take over talking to you.
Um.. ok. Sess has dissappeared into no where, that can't be good. Author is gazing lovingly at the stove where pancakes are being made. The corpse is starting to stink & bleed everywhere. Oh, Sess just went to get some paper towles &...towels, he's back now. Yummy, I can smell them, but I can't eat them cause Author promised me she would get me doughnuts if I didn't do anything stupid. Boy, do I love chickens!
Naraku is making glances at Authors hair. I think he likes it. Yes, I do too, Ryan Shuck has cool hair. She modeled hers after his. Shes probly gonna make me erase this, perfectionist. Ok Sess has mannaged to pry the body from the door & is now cleaning up. The neighbors across the hall are freaked out, they're old. Pancakes are done! L is going at them some good. Ok DONE! Yay, freedom.
Boy he was vague. Bad Fook B, Bad! Ok, on with the day.
It's about, four o'clock in the afternoon & Sessy is reading dirty magazines. HB is in the car looking for another one. N has gone out to some goth club, I only assume he crawled out through a window, or else I would have followed him. HB has come back & throws the mags by Sessy's side. he grabs the one entitled 'Fetisha' first.
"I thought you were gay.?" Says HB.
"No, just picky." Sessy replies.
After a few enlightened moments, HB quickly loses intrest & comes over to play Go Fish with us. While playing, we hear a series of moans & groans. As well as a few 'faps' & other such erotic sounds. I hold my hands over Fook B's ears, for he is to young to be hearing this.
The noises eventually subside & Yany stops her maniacal laughter.
At this point, Sessy is going to bed & we are left to wait up alone for N. Though I feel the need to tell you that Sess told us goodnight & we think he winked at Cloumbus. I got very jealous.
Minutes turned to hours & hours to more hours. N finally found it in his heart to come home, with a guy, dead drunk.
"He smelled like rave!" Yany said when he went back to his room.
The same sexual sounds as before stared up again-- & again, I covered FB's ears. Though, this other person had a strikingly farmilliar voice. HB was unconcious, & giggling girlishly in his sleep. We did not feel the need to follow N, even though many fan girls are probably VERY pissed at this statement.
I spend the rest of the night & morning, untill everyone wakes up, trying to place the voice. I don't need to wait long, for that sexy, Finnish, incubus, shows his black clad ass. He tried to be stealthy & failed miserably, if someone was awake. My companoins of course sleep like logs-- in the toilet! Bitches. Ville Hermanni Valo, walks into the hallway. He is in the era of Razorblade Romance, SHUT UP, this is my fantasy! He's wearing some PVC pants with no shirt. Luckily it's still dark out or he would have a bitch of a headache right now, he looks a bit hungover. He quietly(sort of) stalks to the door & leaves. I would be on the verge of tears if he didn't notice I was awake & panic slightly. I have made my mark of someone famous, & thats all that matters. Mr. Vasquez is next of course.
A/N If you dont know who Ville Valo & Vasquez are... look em' up! Ville's the frontman for the band HIM & Jhonen V. is a comic book artist.