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Chapter Fourteen – The Road to Hell

Kitty and Jubilee happily skipped through a path in the so-called 'Haunted Forest' which the others, except Remy, seemed somewhat frightened.

"Oh, I don't like forests. They're so scary. Are you scared of them, Vicky?" Logan asked Creed, who simply blinked and pushed Logan away.

Remy smiled. "Merde, if Wolfie could see himself now." He laughed and let Logan and Creed walk past, then grabbed Logan. "BOO!" Logan whined and wet himself again, Creed swung his ax at Remy, but missed and hit Scott in the back.

"Hey!" Scott said. "It's bad enough that all these evil bitches are after me, don't make my life any worse."

Remy snickered and put an arm around Scott, who simply walked behind him, ax hanging from his back. "Maybe Sinny can give y'a brain an' you'll stop wit mean women." He said.

"From what you've told me, having a brain didn't help you much in that department." Scott said back.

Kitty and Jubilee giggled and pointed to a sign, which had recently been changed:

WITCH'S CASTLE XAVIER'S HOUSE OF LOVE

1 MILE

I'D TURN BACK GET NAKED IF I

WERE YOU!

Remy groaned with disgust. "Dat's jus' wrong."

"What?" Jubilee said. "We've been there, it's a really fun place." Kitty leaned in and the two munchkins started to make out against the sign. Remy's jaw dropped and he was unable to think for a few seconds.

"You two?" Scott sputtered out.

"Like da miniature, lesbian version o'Bonnie and Clyde." Remy said finally. He smirked.

Creed grunted. "So, which one of you is the uh…'Clyde' of this relationship?" He asked, cracking an ever-so-rare Creed smile.

The two munchkins simply giggled again as Kitty licked Jubilee's ear and then nibbled it. "A good munchkin doesn't kiss and tell." Kitty said.

"Good munchkins don't do a lot of the things we do." Jubilee said, kissing her again. "And most of them have nothing to do with breaking the law."

The group turned to a noise that seemed to come from the forest. "From now on, we're on enemy ground. You should have something to protect yourself with." Creed said, authoritatively swinging his ax.

Scott handed a very frightened Logan a bottle. "You can have my Witch Remover." Scott said, as Logan took it. "It doesn't work, but it's useful for threatening others."

Remy laughed and charged the bottle, watching it explode in the air. "Scottie, Remy t'inks maybe y'need Bitch-Be-Gone more dan anyt'ing."

"Maybe so." Scott said. Flinching when something seemed to flicker, scaring Logan, who clawed into his straw arm. "Ouch! You stupid coward, stop it!"

Creed turned to Remy. "What was that?"

"Maybe dem swamp sheep dat's been followin' us." Remy said, smirking as Logan and Scott clung to one another once again. "Dey really hungry dis year, even willin' to come into da forest fo' a bite t'eat."

"Swamp sheep?" Kitty asked. "We don't believe in those."

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Xavier watched the troop with interest and then turned to his army of winged Jamie Madrox clones.

"You'll believe in more than that before I've finished with you." He said. "Take your army to the Haunted Forest, and bring me that Cajun! Do what you like with the others, but I want him alive and unharmed! They'll give you no trouble, I promise you that.Take special care of those ruby slippers. I want those most of all. Now, fly! Fly! Bring me that sex Cajun and his slippers! Fly my Jamies! Fly!"

The clones flew through the window and headed for the forest. Xavier gleefully spun around, his dress flying up with the air. "Guess who's getting laid tonight!" He said out loud. "I always knew I liked spicy sausage!" He clapped and walked over to his mirror, rubbing a generous amount of car wax onto his already-shiny head. "Look at me! Nervous like a little girl!"

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