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Chapter Sixteen – The Rescue

"Remy, are you in there?" Creed asked as he knocked on a door.

"CREED! Save Remy!" Remy cried out.

"No! There is no Remy Lebeau in here!" The heard the Professor yell through the door.

"Maybe we're at the wrong house?" Scott said, quickly slapped by Creed. "So, is Remy in there or not?"

"Shut up, you fool!" Creed hissed at Scott as he swung his ax and knocked the door down. Remy was alone in the cage, his head hung, as if he was hiding it. "Where is that perverted old man?"

Remy pointed to the door on the opposite side of the room as Logan came and unlocked the cage, freeing Remy. "Oh, poor Remy! We need to get you out of here!" He said. They ran back the way they had come, trying desperately to escape.

And, they failed.

"Going so soon?" They turned to see the thong-clad man. "I wouldn't hear of it. My little party is just beginning!" Xavier thrust his hips at Remy, who very nearly passed out. Then he motioned for the Jamies to chase them.

The four men were quickly trapped in a corner. "That's right, don't hurt them right away." Xavier said, locking eyes with Remy. "We'll let them think about it first!" He licked his lips. "How does it feel, my little visitor? Can you imagine what I'm going to do with you?" (These are actually verbatim quotes from the story. This context makes them ten million times sicker than intended.)

Logan roared to distract them and the four men ran upstairs, only to find themselves cornered yet again. Xavier stepped forward and looked Scott over like a piece of meat. "How about a little fire, Scarecrow?" He asked.

Remy spotted a pail of water on the ground and picked it up. "Remy t'inks y' need a cold shower, non?" He threw the water on Xavier, who began to melt, of all things. "What da hell?"

"Ohhh -- you sexy devil! Look what you've done! I'm melting! Melting! Oh -- what a world -- what a world! Who would have thought a good boy like you could destroy my beautiful wickedness? Ohhh! Look out! Look out! I'm going. Ohhhh! Ohhhhhh..." Xavier melted and only the thong and shoes remained in his place.

"When Remy dies, he t'inks he want to moan at least dat much. Dat didn't seem bad at all." Remy shrugged and turned back to leave. "Amazin' what a little water can do."

"Water?" He turned to the Jamie clone. "That was acid, you stupid ass. We were supposed to throw it on your friends when they broke in."

"Oh." Remy said, shrugging as he slipped the slippers back on. "Y'know, dese look pretty good on Remy, eh?"

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