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Alphabetical Observations of the Titan Kind
Chapter 5: Mas y Menos
Hello! I am Mas!
And I am Menos!
We are members of Titan group East! We speak English not at all, so use we Cyborg translator machine! He says good work it not so well, so English forgive, yes? People wonder why we speak no English, understand but it. We are proud of language – it ours, so we speak time all of the! Okay? We know what think you – why speak with same time, not at different times? Because similar are we. So… we speak together. We opinions have pretty much the same so anyway… Okay?
Cyborg machine not good work too well, eh? We think he cool is, but bad is this just machine. Us makes it sound stupid.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH! What see we mean?
Cyborg, but is cool, have we to admit. Recruited he us, so wouldn't be here now wouldn't we if not him for. He is cool 'BOOYA'! very with the waffles and the way he says. Team we like time of the most, annoying but they be can, especially Speedybee and Bumble. Like we Aqualad, can be he cool well as – really he listens to us tries to, or at least. We talk about here not to, though. Got call we from Robin did today earlier, strange which was not usually bother with us because. We like him much very don't, since he Starfire and we think go BOOM BOOM, but think he good not enough her for. Beautiful girl, Si?
AAAAAAAAAAAAAGH! Spanish through coming! No comprende why machine no work properly! Machine stupid!
Máquina estúpida! ¡Prefiero español de todos modos! ¡Yo también, odio las máquinas como esto!
Ooo, duendecillo se pega...
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(A/N: Apologies for the shortness, but… it's Mas and Menos, and there's nothing much you can do with them… no offence to Mas and Menos fans (if they even exist) but… that's the way it is. And call me lazy, but writing deliberately bad hurts my brain.)
Next: Raven shares her thoughts… and you know you want to see that.