Hello, I am Smantha, and I will be the writer of the very disturbing tale you are about to read with much violence (Rated R). Mwahahahaha! -Evil music- -Thunder and lighting- Dude, WTF? o.O
Note to reader: HAMTARO AND ALL THE OTHERS WERE TURNED INTO HUMAS. EVEN THOUGH THEY ARE HUMAN, I STILL MAY CALL THEM HAMSTERS.
Anywho, this story is about a Hamster named Hamtaro, who in this story is a ghetto thug and player.
Once apon a time there was a group of little gay hamsters that lived in their stupid little freakish underground hide out called the Hamham clubhouse. One morning those idiots woke up to find they grew into real humans, crushing their little house into a pile of shit. So they moved out onto the streets like hobos and lived in a TV box in front of Mc Donalds.
"Dude, I am like sooooo board." Hamtaro says after draining the fifth bottle of beer and throwing it over his shoulder.
"AAAAHHH!" Bijou screeched as the glass came in contact with her thick scull.
"Dude, I know, what d'you wanna do?" Oxnard said stuffing his fat ass face with Taco Bell. (LIKE TACO BELL! -Drools all over comp-)
"Zer is a piece of glass stuck in my..."
"I know, lets go on a vacation!" interrupted Pashmina cheerfully.
"Fo'shizzle " Hamtaro agreed.
"Yeah!" chimed Stan, Sandy, Oxnard, Howdy, and Panda. Bijou, who was sprawled across the ground drenched in broken glass, squealed weakly and silently something that sounded a lot like "Fuck you all!"
"Great! Them c'mon bitches, let's pack." Hamtaro said, and the group of demented Hamhams stampeded to their rooms, stepping over Bijou's bleeding face.