The hamsters rushed to pack, boarding a cruise ship to who-knows- where -the- fuck!
Soon they hit land, coming across a beautiful island paradise. Bijou stared up at the bright blue sky, palm trees, and crystal clear water in awe, her giant blue eyes sparkling.
"Eeet iz beautiful." "Vwat a pretty p... HOLY SHIT!" A huge tide came out of no where, sweeping the screaming girl into the depths of doom.
The gang continued on, not know that their french accent, drowning friend was probably swept probably half way to China by now, screaming so loud that her mouth was wide open, and she was sucking in large amounts of water, dying."
"Yo, what the fuck is there to do around here! All there is is a bunch of fuckin sand!" Hamtaro yelled kicking sand into Oxnard's taco.
"Hey, fuck off bitch!" Oxnard yelled, little flames growing in his big eyes.
"Don't call me bitch, fag!" said Hamtaro, pulling a pocket knife out of no where and stabbing Oxnard in the head.
He fell to the ground, a little puddle of reddish liquid forming around him, twitching.
"Calm down Hamtaro, no need for violence! Don't worry, there's lots more than just sand." Sandy said cheerfully.
"You could just sit on the beach and tan, or go water skiing, or swim, or scuba dive, maybe you can hang out at the night club, and stay in that great hotel, and e..."
"Did you just fuckin say night club and hotel!" Hamtaro interrupted, perking up.
Sandy nodded.
And beforeshe could say another word, Hamtaro was sprinting his way to hotel GetADrunk, leaving just an upturned cloud of sand.
Hamtaro was on the ground groping two horny hookers, drunk.
"I'm gonna go get more drinks." said one of the hookers walking out of his room.
"Yur dooo dhaaat bea-beautiful." he said drunkly, his left eye lid slightly down.
The second hooker giggled. "C'mon, let me show you something." she said dragging him onto the bed and lying him down. She unzipped his pants, pulled them down, and began to suck his dick. He smiled, it made him feel so fucking good. He had never had a blow job by a human. She licked and sucked, her hands pushing his two legs apart for room for her head.
And all of a sudden, to his misfortune, he made one of those annoying Hamster sounds.
"Kushi-kushi!" he groaned
The hooker stopped,"What the fuck did you say?" she said, one eye brow raised.
"Er, nothing." Hamtaro replied, blushing.
The hooker shrugged, and then took off her clothes, making Hamtaro's jaw drop. She crawled seductively into bad with him lying down as he slid his dick into her smoothly. "Mmmmm harder!" she said as the two went up and down, making the bed posts thump on the wall to a steady tempo. Hamtaro could feel her sweaty body against his. He stared to go faster.
It stared to hurt. The hooker began to violently fuck him, digging her nails into his back. He panted. Hamster sex was never this painful.
And thats when it hit him. He climaxed just a few seconds before her. He moaned in delight. "Oooooh, give it to me! Oh yes!" the hooker screamed.
He couldn't help it, with no self control Hamtaro shouted in his hamster voice
"Schmubby-Wubby!"
"What the hell did you just say again!"