Yes, another Harry Potter fic. Yes, another Sixth Year Harry Potter fic. Yes another Self-insert Sixth Year Harry Potter fic. It's not gonna be anything like the other one though. But see for yourself…

Harry Potter and the God of Chaos

Things just wont be the same now…

Prologue: Welcome to England Bitch!

A few blocks away from the Lovegood house…

It was a calm night. Well, it seemed calm. Not a cloud was in the starry dark blue sky, and the moon was shining in all its glory. Well, that was all till a giant glowing mass of energy also known as a portal opened up five feet above the ground.

"this is gonna SUUUCK OW!"

Yes, suck it did. The portal faded after spewing out what looked like a fifteen year old girl. (Boy you retard!) I know you're a boy, but you look like a girl. (Why you little!) It's your hair kid. Cut it. (Hell no!) Fine, at least shorten it! (…fine, but you'd best not call me a girl again or I'm gonna shove a salad spoon up your cockhole) …ow…that…is painful just imagining it. (Damn right it is) Anyway, the boy fell out of the portal, meeting face to asphalt and well, incurring a good amount of pain. The light of the moon shone upon him as he stood and wiped away the small amount of blood coming out of his nose from the impact.

"Well that blew…where in Saturn's name am I…" Standing in the moonlight, it was revealed that the boy was wearing a white button down shirt with Chinese characters on it, a pair of dark blue jeans, and a strange glowing device around his wrists. His long raven black hair cascaded just past his shoulders and had two bangs that were the length of his face, colored silver. He sniffed the air. Well other than the smell of blood under my nose from my…less than graceful fall…smells like smoke…wait…SMOKE? That's fire smoke! Scanning the area he noticed an orange glow a block to his north. That cant be good…

Nope, definitely not good. The boy had run the distance, cutting through backyards, and hurtling over fences as if it were a life-long occurrence. He emerged on the street before the burning building, which looked a lot like a printing press. Oh hell, it IS a printing press. I can smell the ink! He looked around and noticed five black figures sending fire at the house. Five bucks says those are Death Eaters, and I'm in the "Potter Universe." Deal.

(Play Brave Fencer Musashiden: Fire Maze)

"You know it's not a good idea to stand that close to a fire…" All five Death Eaters turned around to see a dark skinned boy holding a ball of flame between his hands. "Avada Kedavra!" One of the DE's fired the killing curse, and the light of death enveloped the poor boy. That was pathetic. They all thought that…until the boy cast it off like a blanket. He placed his hands a meter apart from another, and they watched as red sparks of lightning raced between them. Once again, a ball of flame was being contained between his hands.

"Lesson number one. The Killing Curse is an Instant Death Spell. I am immune to Instant Death Spells. In more personal terms…I EAT THOSE!"

And with that the boy cast the flame spell at the Death Eaters, incinerating them. Huh? How'd that work out? Apparently a single wand survived the flare. He picked it up to notice that it was cool to the touch. "Must be a Phoenix Feather…I wonder…maybe Suzaku…no, she wouldn't be here…" Suddenly, one of the two bands on his wrists began to pulsate. He lifted his wrist and watched as a glowing screen appeared that looked like a digital layout of the Printing press in front of him. Two glowing dots in the area above the main part signified that there were two living beings left in what seemed to be living quarters. The dots were so close together that it seemed as if they were one. Dammit…lets see if this works…A swish of the wand. "Wingardium Leviosa!" He pointed the wand at his feet and he began to float up to a window in the apartment portion of the press. But instead of using a spell, he focused his energy through the wand and blew a hole open in the wall next to the window. Uhh…my bad… He floated himself through and performed a quick flame freezing charm on the fire around him. Note to self: if I ever get back home, thank every single HP fanfic writer I've ever encountered.

"Hello?! Is anyone here?"

"he…lp…"

He checked his wrist again and noticed that the two dots were above him. Wait, we won't last long after this. I better call for backup. He pointed the wand out the window and at a car mirror. I sucked at math, but rocked in Bust A Move 4! "Morsmordre!" (A/N: Is that the right spelling?) A sickly green light flared out of the wand he held and reflected off the car mirror. Above the house rose a giant green skull with a snake coming out of its mouth. If the Dark Mark doesn't gain attention, I don't know what will. After that, he pointed the wand at the ceiling and fired, opening a hole above him. He leapt through and landed next to a girl, hovering over the body of a man.

"Miss, are you ok?"

"Y-yes…but my father…please, help us…"

"What's wrong with your father?"

She shook her head.

"Just, get us out of here…"

"No problem, there's a window over there that I can blast open. We can jump out."

Forgetting about the height of the drop, she nodded as the boy grabbed her around the waist, while hoisting her father's body on his shoulder. Again, he blasted a hole into a wall. "Dammit! I keep missing the fckucking window!" They ran and leapt out just as the building exploded behind them. Another quick levitation spell later, and they were on the ground, just as a series of cracking noises were heard in front of them. The girl looked up as the boy set her father on the ground.

"Headmaster Dumbledore! (here the boy flinched) What are you doing here?"

"We've come to lend our assistance, but it appears we were too late. Miss Lovegood, what has happened here?"

"It was Death Eaters sir. They came and…set fire to the print works. They killed all the staff before they did, and my father…he took a killing curse for me…"

Here, the boy made his presence known.

"Killing Curse? You mean the Avada Kedavra?"

Everyone looked at him, and before Dumbledore could speak she answered.

"Yes…"

"How long ago was this?"

"About…ten minutes before you came and rescued us…"

He scoffed. "Plenty of time left. You'll have your father back in no time."

"Excuse me? I don't know who you are child, but the killing cur-

"How about you take that statement and shove it up your skinny ass old man, you don't know jack shit about magic. I said I'd get her father back, and I'm going to do just that, so shut up and you might learn something."

(Play Chaos Legion: Now I See Theme Of Siela)

Everyone was shocked that anyone would talk to Dumbledore like that, which gave the boy time to levitate Chris Lovegood's body. He used his newly aquired wand and drew a circle on the ground. He drew a second circle inside the first one, and then drew a triangle in the center of them, followed by an upside down triangle overlapping it. He lowered the body onto the symbol.

"Bring back his soul from purgatory…"

He clapped his hands together and slammed them upon Chris Lovegood's body.

"Resurrection!"

There was a flash, then a golden light flared out of the symbol. The light fired into the sky as energy began swirling around Mr. Lovegood and the boy. Then the energy was flung away as a beam of darkness fired down from the heavens and pierced through his body. An exploding noise, then as the dust settled, everyone saw the boy stepping back as Mr. Lovegood got up off the ground, the symbol expired.

"Ow…what happened…"

"DADDY!"

Luna Lovegood bowled her father over in a bear hug.

"Whoa! Geez Lulu, not so rough!"

"Daddy, I thought you were dead!"

"So did I…I remember getting hit by the killing curse and-

"As much as I hate to break up this reunion, it's not safe here. The Death Eaters may attack again at any moment." He turned to Dumbledore. "I'm sure you have a secure place for all of us, don't you old man? A certain headquarters for a flying turkey?"

The Headmaster looked surprised, but then shook his head. "Yes, but first, may I inquire as to your name child?" "First off, call me child again and I'll show you the REVERSE of that spell I just used. Second, yes, you may ask my name. You may call me…Mithos…Mithos Yggdrasil…"

Yes, another Harry Potter fic. Don't worry, this one wont be anywhere near as random as my last one. It's another self insert, however this one is FOCUSED on my character, rather than me trying to weave between him and Harry. Harry'll be in it of course, but it wont center around him, until the final battle. Review if you want.