Can you trust me?
Rating: PG
Pairing: ZoroxRobin, LuffyxNami
WARNING: May contain spoiler!
Ussop was yawning as he begun to stretch himself. While scratching his head he started to get up and walked out of the room and towards the kitchen, he practically didn't notice Robin's empty bed.
Ussop yawn again while mumbling, "Yesterday is not my lucky day, hope Luffy and Robin get well soon." He then sighed, "Those two did nothing but made the others worried."
He then entered the kitchen to take a glass of water. He passed the sleeping Robin and Zoro on the kitchen floor, "Oh hi, Robin, hi Zoro." He said lazily while taking a glass and pour cold water into it.
After he had a glass of water, he started to leave the kitchen while closing the kitchen door slowly.
He then started to walked while drinking his glass of water, suddenly his mind started to snapped into reality when he realized something, 'Wait a minute, I just saw Robin and…Zoro on the kitchen floor…sleeping…together…yeah…together…together…hm… WHAT! TOGETHER!"
He threw away the water from his mouth and dropped the glass to the ground in shocked while his eyes were bulging as if it would fall. He quickly ran towards the kitchen and opened the door.
His jaw dropped seeing the two of his friends whom were known to be no-way-they-will-get-along-with-each-other, actually asleep on the kitchen floor TOGETHER!
'Ok, Ussop calm down, calm down! Nothing is wrong in seeing ZORO AND ROBIN ARE ACTUALLY SLEEPING TOGETHER ON THE KITCHEN FLOOR! HOW THE HELL THAT HAPPENED!' Ussop was such in a panic situation he just wanted to scream. But he knew screaming was not such a good idea since Zoro or maybe Robin would kill the crap out of him if he bothers their beauty sleep.
'WHAT IN THE NAME OF THE GOD OF PIRATE ARE YOU GUYS DOING HERE! TOGETHER! ALONE!' Ussop wanted to scream those words towards their faces but he was just to shocked to even say a word, 'THIS IS LIKE IF YOU GUYS ARE LO… LO…LOV…ARGH, I CAN'T SAY IT! I JUST CAN'T SAY IT! THIS IS TOO MUCH! TOO MUCH!'
'Wait a minute,' think Ussop suddenly. 'If these guys are together does that mean that one day they will…' Ussop eyes were wide in shocked, 'MARRIED?'
'OMG, DEAR LORD NO! NO! NO! NO!' He begun to screamed in his head, 'IF THEY'RE MARRIED, THEY WILL TOTALLY HAVE LITTLE BABIES AND IF THEY HAVE LITTLE BABIES! I WILL HAVE TO TAKE CARE OF IT. CAUSE CHOPPER WILL BE BUSY IN TAKING CARE OF ROBIN'S HEALTH, SANJI WILL BE BUSY WITH ALL THE COOKING, ROBIN WILL NOT BE IN A GOOD SHAPE AFTER HAVING A BABY, NAMI AND ZORO WILL GIVE ME ALL THE WORK CAUSE THEY KNOW THAT GIVING LUFFY ALL THE WORK WILL ONLY TRIPLE THE AMOUNT OF WORK AND THERE'S NO WAY THEY WANT TO TAKE CARE ALL THE BABY WORK, WHILE I WHO IS THE GREAT CAPTAIN USSOP WILL HAVE TO SUFFER WITH THAT NEW LITTLE DEVIL SINCE THE BABY IS ZORO'S BRAT! CHANGING DIAPER, ROKING THE BABY TO SLEEP, TELLING BEDTIME STORY, WAKING UP EVERY SINGLE NIGHT, NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!'
Zoro and Robin then blinked slowly in order to wake up, Ussop was too much into his thought he didn't notice both Zoro and Robin looking towards him in surprised.
"Ussop?" Said Zoro while raising his eyebrow, "What're you doing here?"
Ussop gasped then quickly bow down, "I'M SO SORRY FOR WAKING THE TWO OF YOU! JUST PLEASE WHEN YOU GET MARRIED, PLEASE GIVE ME MERCY! DON'T GET BABIES, CAUSE I KNOW YOU WILL MAKE ME DO ALL THE WORK FOR THE BABIES! I DON'T WANT TO CHANGE THE DIAPER! I DON'T WANT TO WAKE UP IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT EVERY TEN MINUTES! I DON'T WANT TO ROCK THE BABIES TO SLEEP! I DON'T WANT TO TELL BEDTIME STORY! I BEG YOU PLEASE DON'T LET ME DO ALL THOSE STUFF!"
Both Zoro and Robin sweatdropped in confusion.
"What the hell are you talking about? Whose getting married? And what babies?" Asked Zoro in annoyance.
"Huh?" Said Ussop, "Who are getting married? Of coarse you two."
Zoro and Robin blushed nervously, Robin then smiled at Ussop, "Wait a minute Mr. Long-nose, what are you talking about?"
"What am I talking about?" Asked Ussop, "I'm talking about the two of you! Why none of you tell me that you two are together!"
"Huh?" Said Zoro even more confused and embarrassed, "What makes you think we're together?"
Ussop then start giving him faces, "Well…for your information…YOU TWO ARE SLEEPING TOGETHER ON A KITCHEN FLOOR WHICH OFFICIALLY PROVE THAT YOU TWO ARE A COUPLE!"
"What?" Said both Robin and Zoro together.
"Mr. Long-Nose, there seem to be a misunderstanding." Said Robin nervously, "Two of us are just in the middle of a friendly conversation and it was late that we suddenly fall asleep."
Ussop raised his eyebrow, "Yeah right, and I thought I'm the liar around here. You expect me to believe that you two were in the middle of a friendly conversation which end up with ZORO SLEEPING ONTOP OF YOUR LAP!"
"Damn it Ussop, stop freaking us out! We're not like that!" Said Zoro angrily
"Freaking YOU OUT?" Cried Ussop, "Correction, ITS YOU TWO WHO'RE FREAKING ME OUT!"
Zoro sighed, "Look here, two of us," he then point at himself and Robin, "are just friends."
"Right, and I am the King of Grandline." Said Ussop annoyed
Zoro glared at Ussop which freak him out, "Ussop, please don't test my nerve."
"Well then help me!" Cried Ussop annoyed, "What will you do if you have to take care of your friends babies by yourself!"
Zoro groaned in annoyance, "We are NOT going to have BABIES! And we're no even in that kind of relationship! So please just end this stupid discussion!"
Ussop then look at both Zoro and Robin in disbelief, "Okay…and you're actually expecting me to believe in that bullshit?"
"Look who's talking?" Growled Zoro, "You're the first to came up with bullshit ideas."
"Oh I'm so sorry that I ruined your so called 'Romantic moments'!" Said Ussop in sarcasm, "But that does not mean that you have to give all your problem of your babies towards me!"
"FOR THE LAST TIME! WE'RE NOT HAVING A BABY!" Shouted Zoro, "AND WE'RE NOT EVEN GOING TO GET MARRIED!"
"What! So you're not going to have a happy life?" Ussop then pointed at Robin while looking at Zoro, "Look here man, if you want to make a woman happy, you have to marry her and have babies. GETTING MARRIED AND HAVING CHILDREN FROM THE MAN SHE LOVE IS ALL WOMAN'S PRIDE!"
Zoro was so pissed all the vein in his body started to popped out, "How many time I have to tell you," he then growled, "WE ARE NOT IN LOVE!"
Robin gave a small gasped, somehow his word had gave her heart a little pain. Unknown why, deep in her heart she had wanted him to love her as much as she love him. But then again, it would be such a selfish thing. She wanted him to trust him, she wanted him to be her friend, she wanted him to be with her for the night, and she wanted him to love her. Her last request is just too much and too selfish, she had to be fair.
"Mr. Long-Nose," Smiled Robin towards Ussop, "What Mr. Swordsman said was true, we didn't…"
CRASH!
Suddenly a loud crash was heard when the door of the kitchen was broken to pieces by a certain kick-ass cook.
Sanji was glaring death glares at both Zoro and Ussop, "You guys ARE SO NOISY!"
"WHAT!" Cried Zoro angrily, "THIS LONG NOSE LIAR STARTED EVERYTHING!"
"What did you said?" Said Ussop in a panic tone, "All I did was…"
Robin then suddenly fell to the ground. The three men looked towards her in surprise.
"Robin!" Cried Ussop, "What's the matter?"
"ROBIN-CHAN!" Scream Sanji in a panic tone as he run towards Robin, "What are you doing here? You're suppose to rest?"
Robin was shivering uncontrollably, pain and chills had suddenly strike her whole body like armies of ants crawling all over her body at the same time.
She gritted her teeth while forcing herself to smile, "It's okay…I'm alright."
"Alright?" Cried Ussop worriedly, "Really Robin, you need to work up with your lies this day, cause I know YOU ARE LYING!"
Sanji then kick Ussop on the head, "Don't scream to a lady!"
"OUCH!" Screamed Ussop, "That hurt you asshole! And Robin, you should know better to stay in bed when you were ice cubed by that freaky admiral!"
"So…sorry…" Said Robin while her teeth was chattering and very well short in breath.
"Ussop go wake Chopper!" cried Sanji and Ussop immediately ran towards their room to wake Chopper without any protest.
Sanji then glared at Zoro, "Look what you've done!"
"What?" cried Zoro annoyed and at the same time worried of Robin condition, "What the hell are you blaming at me for?"
"You were here with her the whole time! You must've done something towards her!" Cried Sanji angrily.
"All I did was making her a cup of coffee and fall asleep with her, until that big mouthed liar come and disturbed the peace!" Protested Zoro
Sanji eyes were wide in shocked, "Don't tell me you poisoned the coffee?"
"DID NOT!" Cried Zoro angrily, "Why the hell would I do that?"
Before Sanji could say a single word, Chopper and Ussop were running with panic expressions into the kitchen and towards Robin.
"ROBIN!" Screamed Chopper in a panic tone while running back and forth in front of Robin, "DOCTOR! WE NEED A DOCTOR!"
"YOU ARE THE DOCTOR!" Shouted Zoro, Sanji and Ussop at the same time.
Chopper then gasped, "Oh yeah right! I am the doctor!" He then started to prepared his medical aid. Then, he begun to examined Robin's condition, finally he gasped, "Oh no, this is no good!"
"What happened to her?" Asked Zoro worriedly.
"Her condition is getting worse then before!" Chopper was sweating nervously, "She must've force herself too much."
"WHAT?" Shouted all the three man.
"I need a special medical treatment straight away! Ussop prepare all my medical item from my room to Robin's room!" Cried Chopper
"Got it!" Replied Ussop and ran towards Chopper's room in hurry.
Chopper then look at Sanji, "Sanji, prepare me enough towel and cloths, then wake Nami cause I need her help the most!"
Sanji nodded, "Right away!" He took a glance towards Zoro, "We'll talk about this later," and then he ran as fast as he could towards the storage room.
"Zoro!" Cried Chopper, "Bring Robin to her room while I go help Ussop bring all the medical equipment!"
Zoro just gave him a nod while taking Robin shaking body into his arm and carried her towards her room.
"Mr. Swordsman…" trembled Robin, "I…I'm…s…so…co…cold."
"Geezz!" Said Zoro annoyed and at the same time worried, "Can you do something other than making other people worried, you're just like our captain!"
Robin closed her eyes while pressing her head deeply onto Zoro's chest, "Sor…sorry…"
"Save it!" cried Zoro while kicking the door of Robin's room, he then lay Robin on top of her bed, "Now you better make yourself comfortable until everyone are here to treat you."
Robin then grabbed Zoro's arm nervously, Zoro looked at her in surprise while her eyes were looking at him pleading for him to stay. "Ple…please…st…stay…" She whispered while covering her shaking body with another blanket on her bed.
Zoro then held her hand gently, 'Her hand is so cold, and she's totally not alright.'
Both Zoro and Robin begun to give each other full attention. As their eyes were locked with one another, Zoro decided to change his way on doing things in just for a few seconds.
Zoro held Robin hand then bring her towards him and kiss her lips with a gentle kiss. He then smiled at her, "Don't worry, I'll be here for you."
Robin smiled in satisfaction as she begun to close her eyes to unconsciousness.
TBC
Note: WHEW! Finally I got it done, well I may say that this chapter has not enough ZoroxRobin fluff, but oh well, its not my fault that Odachi-sensei created Zoro to be such a stone-head. This may not be such a good chapter since I didn't really recheck everything cause right now I'm really in a hurry! Thanks for reading anyway.