Harry Potter and the God of Chaos
Chapter II: Mandatory Long ass Plot Chapter
Grimmuald Place: 4:50 AM
(Play Megaman X The Zero Sacrifice OC Remix)
"'Sup Potter? Why're you up so early?"
The raven-haired boy jumped. "Oh, morning Mithos. I…had a nightmare…"
"Figures. No rest for the weary ne? Lemme guess, everyone was blaming you for their deaths."
"They're all right…"
"Blasphemy. (Here Harry looked at the normally cold boy surprised) They died cause they died. If you want someone to blame I can point out a few better choices."
"Like who?"
"Well…let's see…you could blame Cedric for his own death. He was too stubborn to listen to reason. Or you could blame Crouch for being a death eater, or Sirius for acting like a jackass and not taking things or the area around him seriously. Or Dumblefuck for not only locking Sirius up in this horrible place, but also sending Tom back to that orphanage to get MORE anger at the world, or Tom's father for dumping him there in the first place, or Tom's mother for spawning him to start with. Or you could blame that blasted rat Pettigrew, and everyone else for ever joining Tom…or the majority of the Purebloods for thinking they are the best thing since sliced cheese, (a snort from Harry)…or basically everyone else you can think of. Don't forget, Tom may have your blood now, which makes him much stronger than before, but he also shares your mind, AND he has Wormtail's blood. So all in all, you're not to blame. And if anyone don't see it that way, they can shove a broomstick up their Asses."
Harry brightened from the rant that Mithos gave. Since he seemed to be Harry's age, and it sounded like he's been through the same thing before, it took to him.
"You're right Mithos. But wait, what did you mean about Tom sharing my head?"
"Simple, he uses that scar of yours to send you visions, and you can feel his emotions right? (Nod) Then he shares your mind. Look, stop trying Occulmency. It's only gonna make things worse by bridging the gap between you. He's gonna be able to get into your head no matter what, so what you've gotta do is learn Legillimency. (A/N: I swear that's the wrong spelling for those two, any corrections would be appreciated.)"
"But Dumbledore said-
"He's just proven that he's not all knowing. Besides, it's the summer now; you're not at school. He can't control you. You're almost sixteen, and he's forcing you to live in a house where everyone hates you. Sides, he needs to be taken down a peg, and you and I are the only ones who can do it."
"Allright, but how would it help?"
"Legillimency allows the user not only to see into another's mind, but also sense whether the truth is being told or not. Tom can bypass your defenses no matter what you try to do so since you can't defend, you have to attack. When he sends you a vision, after learning Legillimency, you'll be able to sense the truth in things. Plus, it'll allow you to be able to notice certain things. Especially if it concerns a place you've been to. Look for things that look out of place, like an extra shadow in a room, or a misplaced picture or clock. Then before you jump into action, find out from someone if they moved anything around recently, if not, it's fake, if so, then it's real. Plus once in a while you might be able to jump into his head instead, without him knowing."
"Ok…but now I need books on it…"
"Heh, I planned just for this. Look, I gotta go now but once you get these books tell me and I'll help you out. I like to see the sun rise."
"Ok."
Mithos handed Harry a piece of paper before leaving the room, and the house all together. On the paper were the titles of two books.
How to Read A Mind by I.C. Freely
Organize your thoughts B4 you play Chess! By Allyourbase Arebelongtous
"Strange names…"
Two Months Later…
It was the night before everyone went back to Hogwarts. Harry had become a very good legillimens, much to Dumbledore's disappointment. However there was one person Harry could never read. Mithos. But that night showed everyone something they never expected…
It was one last Order meeting before the term began. Harry and his "group" had been inducted as junior members, seeing as they were the ones most likely to end up in a bad situation. The meeting was going well until…
"YOU'RE A SPY FOR VOLDEMORT!"
(Play Chaos Legion: solemn voice stage Cathedral Gallery)
Everyone stopped and stared at Harry who had his wand pointed at Mithos. Mithos blinked and then smiled, then burst out laughing. After a few minutes of him banging the table in laughter, he relaxed and just smiled at Harry.
"Took you long enough Potter. Do you know how annoying it is to have ONE thought at the front of your mind for two months? I mean jebus man, what took you so long?"
Harry glared at him.
"Your defenses. They were very difficult to pierce."
"Well no shit, I had to test you y'know. Good job, you found me out."
At that statement EVERYONE pulled out their wands, but Luna jumped in front of Mithos.
"STOP!"
"It's alright Lu, they wouldn't have been able to get a spell through anyway."
She turned and looked at him, then sat directly on his lap.
"I don't care WHAT you are. You saved my life, and my father. I owe you a life debt."
Mithos sighed. "Now why cant Wormtail be more like you Lu? No Lu you owe me nothing, I did what I wanted to do."
It doesn't change the way I feel about you Mithos. Come on Lu, I've been working for the bad guy here. It doesn't matter; you did it so you could buy us some time. I'm surprised that you never told. I promised I wouldn't.
"Yes, I'm a spy for dear ol' Tom. If you can call what I do that."
Ginny began to relax seeing that Luna wasn't getting up.
"What do you mean?"
"Well, I only tell him enough to save his own ass. Snape never saw me because Tom would talk to me after a meeting. I'm not a death eater cause I refused the Mark. Tommy didn't like that. Of course he REALLY didn't like when he ended up Crucioing himself…"
Everyone blinked.
"What are you talking about Yggdrasil?"
"Simple, he tried cursing me, I sent it back at him. He's powerful and ruthless, but he's kinda lacking in the intelligence area. I believe I compared his brain to a defective rock."
"Those don't exist Yggdrasil."
"Exactly my point."
Luna started giggling, soon followed by Molly Weasley and then the rest of the order. Even Snape smirked at the implications.
"Yeah, he didn't like that either, so he did it again, and made himself look even more like an ass."
"Hun, tell them about the other thing."
"Oh yeah, then I asked if he wasn't Fudge in disguise."
This time the entire order fell out at once.
"Yeah, blew himself across a room for that one. Almost took out his arm too. Then he tried Imperioing me, and I sent that back, and before he realized that he was hit with his own spell, I had him twirling like a ballerina, singing Everybody's Fool."
Gales of laughter flew through the room now.
"Yeah I know. Then I told him if he stopped making an ass of himself I'd give him information on what the order's planning. He asked why I was helping him and I told him the truth, because I wanted what everyone else wanted, an end to the war. Of course I never specified WHO I wanted to end it. I left that for his almost nonexistent mind to figure out."
That sobered everyone up.
"What exactly have you been telling him."
"Oh just small minor things. Told him there was a spy FOR the order in his ranks…(here Snape swallowed in fear)…told him I saw someone familiar…someone he trusted greatly…(everyone began getting scared, except Luna, who was told everything from the beginning)…of course I told him it looked like Malfoy…of course I never told him it was Tonks when she was doing her morph impression of him."
Everyone let out a sigh of relief at that.
"So basically radies and gentermen, I what I did, was buy you some time. He knows I know the prophecy, and his past attempts at luring Harry out of the house have failed. Good job by the way kid."
"Thanks, never would have worked had you not helped me."
"Wait, what attempts Severus?"
"The Dark Lord has been trying to send visions to Potter through their mind link. However he has not been successful at luring him out of the house."
"Very good, thank you Severus, it seems your teachings were successful."
Here both Mithos and Harry yelled out.
"Yeah, at making it EASIER for Tom to invade His/My Mind!"
Everyone looked at those two.
"You wanna Kid, or should I?"
"You do it, you've got everything figured out."
"'K. Snape, all you did was help bridge the gap between Harry's and Tom's minds. Occulmency would have only pushed the jumbled stuff aside and made a clearer path for Tom to enter."
"You fool, Occulmency-
"Oh shut your trap you greasy git! Voldemort has a backdoor to Harry's mind you dumb-shit! If you had gotten your head out of your ass for more than a few seconds you'd know that through the SCAR is how He reaches Harry, not by simple Legillimency! It's the Scar that connects them, and because of that, Voldemort will always have a backdoor to Harry's mind. So what I did, was tell Harry to stop practicing the defensive, since it would only have made it easier, and practice the OFFENSIVE! I know for a fact that when a connection between two people is made only the most powerful defenses will block them out, Harry's not yet strong enough to formulate one of those, and plus, he's a better spy than You or I Snape! Especially since Voldemort now shares Harry's blood, the bond between them is even stronger. With Legillimency, he can tell if the things he sees are real or not, AND have a small chance of being able to turn the attack around on Tom. Right now, the words 'the best defense is a good offense' are very good advice. Plus, the book on organizing his mind that I gave him allows Harry to set up traps within his mind for when Tom shows up. YOU did NOTHING. So I advise you shut your trap before I decide to do Tom's job FOR him and blow you off the face of the planet!"
Throughout that entire tirade, everyone saw how a silver and black aura built up around Mithos. As he got deeper and deeper into his statement, the aura flared, sending jolts up everyone's spines. Luna was the only one seemingly unaffected, in fact her own magical aura began to flare in resonance with Mithos'. Of course his final words were the clincher.
"Get it out of your THICK head that Harry is a carbon copy of James Potter you UGLY VENGEFUL BASTARD! He grew up knowing NOTHING about this world OR his fame, spending the first TEN YEARS of his life in a CUPBOARD UNDER THE STAIRS! Even NOW his so-called 'family' abhors him and wishes nothing but the worst! You may know everything about the Boy-Who-Lived Severus Snape, but you know NOTHING about Harry Potter!"
It was with that, when the two auras merged and exploded sending Snape into a wall. Luna got off Mithos' lap and took his hand as they blew open the kitchen door and left the room. Harry, Hermione, Ron and Ginny left as well, shooting looks of pure hate at Snape and Dumbledore.
Nymphradora Tonks was the first to recover.
"Professor, is that true? Is his life really like that?"
"Yes…I'm afraid it is. I just pray he can forgive me."
Just then a red envelope flew into the room.
"FAT CHANCE DUMBLEFUCK!"
Long time, I know. But it's a long chapter so hah. Only one reviewer…guess I really do suck at this huh?
Mori Lasse: if I had the motivation I'd write more. But I don't know.