"C'mon Hamtaro! Join the fun!" Panda said jumping into the warm ocean.
"Fuck you!" Hamtaro yelled back at him.
"Hamtaro, you've got to do something during this vacation besides drink, smoke and have sex!" Howdy said jumping in after him.
"Eh, let the poor guy do what he wants to do. I don't blame him. Human sex is really fun!" Stan said with a laugh.
(A note to the reader: In this story, Oxnard gets hurt or dies many times, then comes back to life unharmed. So If your staring at your computer screen saying "Why the fuck is that fat bastard still alive?", the answer is I have no clue. o.O Carry on.)
Oxnard waddled over in a pair of sunglasses, his fat hanging out of a Speedo as he clutched a taco.
"Holy shit, my eyes!" Panda said ducking his head under water to hide from the horrific sight.
Oxnard looked horrible as a human. He was fat and pale and ugly, and he had a faggot's voice.
"Human sex? What's that like?" Oxnard said to Hamtaro who was sitting grumpily on a beach chair.
"Yeah, what's it like?" Howdy said. He was a tall guy with ugly buck teeth, red swimming trunks, and a terrible southern accent."
"Ah, It's great, ya'll have to try it." Hamtaro said.
"But I've never even done a hamster before! I'm a homo." Oxnard said.
Panda broke through the surface of the water gasping for breath.
One accidental look at Oxnard, and he shirked again, and fled under.
"Well then find another homo to bang! Duh you bastard!" Hamtaro said.
"I don't know any homos!" Oxnard yelled back.
Howdy shifted uncomfortably. He seemed nervous.
"Oh well!" Hamtaro shrugged. "Your out of luck, 'cus no girl would wanna do a fat ass like you."
With a quick sting, Oxnard's fat hand hit Hamtaro's handsome face, leaving a bright red mark.
Hamtaro immediately jumped from his chair and began to punch the living crap out of Oxnard.
Warm blood streamed down Oxnard's broken nose, as he cried in pain.
Hamtaro started to punch the homo sexual in the gut, and then stood up and started kicking him in the crotch.
Oxnard clutched himself and curled up in a ball.
"I'm gunna leave you weak pussys. You guys suck dick!" he said walking toward the hotel.
He bumped into sandy as she left out the front door. Her light brown
hair was tied up in a red ribbon, and her freckled face was covered in sun block.
"Hey Hamtaro, have you seen the hot tub!" she said in a hurry jogging out the door and onto the beach.
Hamtaro was immediately turned on by the word hot tub, and sprinted down the halls.
Hamtaro found himself outside, in the back yard of the hotel. There were three decent sized hot tubs. Surrounding bubbling tubs were a few umbrella tables and beach chairs.
The yard overlooked a beautiful sea side sunset.
The pink and orange glow cast a romantic setting.
Hamtaro trough one of his towels onto a chair, and surveyed the hot tubs. There were two fit for at least two or three people, and another one fit for five to six. Inside the big one was two teens.
One was a short skinny girl in a sexy bikini. She had shoulder length dark brown hair and dark eyes. By her was a tall boy in his swim trunks. He had lots of curly dark hair, and a pair of glasses. The two seemed to be enjoying themselves, and the girl was flirting with the boy a lot. They didn't seem to notice Hamtaro, until he went entered the opposite side of the tub with a splash.
The teens turned to look at the handsome red head who had just entered.
"Hey." the kid with glasses said.
"Hey." Hamtaro said in an annoyed voice.
"You look familiar." the girl said studying Hamtaro.
Why are these idiots talking to me? , he thought.
"Er, okay then." Hamtaro said
"What's your name?" the girl asked.
"Hamtaro."
"Oh, Hamtaro." she laughed.
"I'm Samantha, and this is my friend Tomas."
"Yeah, whateva" Hamtaro repliedgetting out of the hot tub.
It was starting to get dark out, and the lights surrounding the hot tub flickered on.
The water was so relaxing, and at just the right temperature, and the slight salty breeze was enjoyable.
The two teens began to talk again, and Hamtaro, having nothing better to do, decided to listen.
"Tomas, this is so much fun. Thanks for coming over to the hot tub with me."
"No problem."
Samantha sighed. "Look at the beach. It's so pretty, so romantic." she said grining."
"Yeah." Tomas agreed.
Samantha scooted over, her body touched Tomas's a bit. She could feel his warmth.
"You know, I've always wanted to spend just one romantic night with someone." Samantha said.
"I'm just always so lonely. I just... just wanna be with someone who cares. To spend the night with them. Don't you ever feel like that?"
"Sometimes." Tomas said.
"Like right now." he whispered.
He turned to Samantha. The two stared into each other's eyes that seemed to sparkle in the moonlight.
Tomas's lips moved closer to hers. She turned her head to the side a bit, and then they came together, passionately.
Hamtaro was really enjoying this. It was like watching a soap opera. Where the hell was the popcorn? he thought.
Samantha's mouth opened a bit, then closed again. Her tongue slid intoTomas's mouth. He wrapped his arm around her waist, and she pushed him down, her mouth still on his, until his head resting on the side of the hot tub, and she was on top of him. She wrapped her legs around his body as her lips continued to press against his, a bit of drool coming down Tomas's face. His glasses were beginning to fog up.
Suddenly they let go, gasping for air. Tomas opened his eyes. He looked light headed, a smirk across his face.
"My first kiss" he said to her.
"Mine too." she replied with a smile.
Samantha got off of him, and sat down again.
"Tomas?" she said nervously.
"Yes?" he replied.
"Have you... have you ever had sex?" she asked shyly.
His eyes widened.
"No." he replied.
"Well..." Samantha said playing with a curl in his hair shyly.
"Do you think we could?.. I mean to you want to... uh..." she couldn't quite find the words.
Hamtaro began to search through his pocket. He gripped a small packet, walked over by the hot tub, and slid the condom package into Tomas's hand. Tomas's face blushed bright red.
"Uh... yeah, I'd like that." he grinned holding up the condom.
"But only if you want to... I mean, I don't want it to hurt... you don't have to if you don't-.
"No, Tomas, that's okay. Let's just do it. It'll be fun." she said putting a finger to his lips to hush him.
Shy at first, Samantha pulled down Tomas's swimming trunks and pulled the condom over his penis.His dick was pretty big.
She grinned in a naughty way and untied her bikini top.
Tomas couldn't help it, he was starting to get horny fast. He pulled off her bikini bottom.
He got ontop of her in the moonlight, feeling the warmness of her chest against his.
"Ready?" he asked.
She smiled "Of course!"
Tomas stuck his penis into her.
Hamtaro started to feel horny himself watching the scene.
They wrapped their arms around each other.
"Oh Tomas." Samantha moaned.
"I love you. I've always wanted to have sex with you. I've never been this happy in my whole life."
Tomas closed his eyes, enjoying the pleasure.
"I'm so sorry I never took the time to get to know you before. After we talked so much today, I realized how much I've been missing out. I love you too." he said biting his lip to the wonderful feeling o not being a virgin anymore.
The two teens took it slow for about an hour. The water splashing about as their body's rubbed against each other.
Tomas and Samantha suddenly took a shaky breath at almost the same time as they climaxed. It was the best feeling of their young lives. "Mmmmm, oooooh I love you Tommy. I wish this would never end."
"I love you too. I wish I would have done this with you before."
"Awww, how romantic." Hamtaro sighed at the innocent love. He tried to picture a scene of a memory like that in his head, but he couldn't find one. He realized that he had never really had sex with someone he loved. All his life was about was nasty sex with sluts. None of it was true passion. Suddenly he felt a lump of guilt in his throat. Would Hamtaro ever love?