This probably makes no sense, as it's just dialogue. There is established Shep/Weir in here. Enjoy.
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"How about Violet?"
"Too old fashioned. You're worse at this than Ford."
"Well you suggest soemthing then."
"Emma?"
"Maybe. Not very catchy."
"Lemme guess, we need something people will remember?"
"Sort of."
"Louise?"
"Come on. John. Try a little harder."
"Elizabeth?"
"Yes?"
"No, the name Elizabeth."
"Let's think about that…"
"Ow! That hurt!"
"Serves you right."
"Okay, I'm sorry. How about Mary?"
"How about Mary-Sue?"
"I like it. I like it a lot."
"Good, so Mary-Sue it is?"
"Yep. Let's go tell her."
"Where are you going Sheppard?"
"I'm going to tell the new Wraith her name McKay. Wanna come?
"No thanks."
"Your loss."
"Tell me you didn't have anything to do with this?"
"A little."
"Shouldn't you be thinking of names for the baby instead of the new Wraith?"
"Probably. But I', not exactly going to name my shild Mary-Sue, am I?"
"I'd hope not. So, it's Mary-Sue?"
"Yep."
"Steve, Bob and Mary-Sue. Remind me why we name the Wraith?"
"I don't know. John started it, he thinks it's funny."
"Well, I really can't wait to see what names John comes up with for the baby."
"John's not allowed to name children. Ever. I'm choosing the name."
"Sounds like a plan. Out of interest, who came up with the name Mary-Sue?"
"Me."
"God help you child Elizabeth!"