At camp Final Fantasy
Kanna: Im hungry anyone here got anything to eat I think im gonna starve to death
Cloud looks at Kanna " Kanna, you ate all the food before we even got up here
Kanna: Ohhhh you do have a point there… guess I gotta go ask Vincent if he has any food
Vincent is slowly munching on a buger "Come one step closer to my chesseburger amd die"
Killa: Hey Kanna i have Chicken smells chicken
ffmasamune77ac: Zax: CHICKENNNNNNNNN MINEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
All: Shut up Zax
Zax: No I want chicken
Kanna steals chicken and eats it right infront of Zax face
Zax: MYYYYYY EYESSSS
Meanwhile
Sephiroth: Hmmmm i wonder what the others are doing at camp and why am I out in the forest
Kanna teleports in " Umm Seph its because Cloud gave you beer and while we were on a hike you passed out"
Sephiroth: Ohhh OK (thinking " WTF did she just say? im still kinda sick")
Kanna: ya he did it on purpose
Sephiroth: That no good son of a Chocobo butt!
Kadaj appears and sighs
Kadaj: I thought I would find you guys out here
Kanna and Sephiroth? How ?
Kadaj: well since Seph passes out during the hike I figured you would come get him Kanna
Kanna: YOU KNEW
Kadaj: WELL DUH WE HIKED 77 miles and I was those 77 miles back looking for him!
Kanna: oh okiez!
Everyone start walking back to camp
Cloud comes out of no where " I WOVE MY PINK PWETTY DWESS SO PINK AND PWETTY!"
All: Hmmmm... SHUT THE HELL UP YOU MONKEY
Cloud: WOOHOOO A PINK MONKEY IN A DRESS
Kanna: I think he lost it
Sephiroth: I think he lost it a LOOOOOOOOOOOOOONG time ago
They all shake there head as they start walking back to camp
Kadaj: you do know we can teleport right?
Kanna: oh yeah I forgot
Sephiroth,Kadaj sigh " What an idiot "
Kanna: HEY I HEARD THAT ( Sephiroth and Kanna teleport to camp)
Kadaj: HEY WAIT FOR ME!( teleports back)
back at camp
Wakka: HEYYYYYYYYYY! WANNA PLAY BLITZBALL?
All: NO! NOW BUG OFF YOU SEA MONKEY
Kanna: I only play one type of blitzball…
Sephiroth: her version of Bllitzball uses human heads
Wakka: ooookkkkkkaaayyyy ( scoots away slowly)
in the cabins
Yazoo: HEY I FOUND SOME FOOD THAT WILL LAST US FOREVER!
ffmasamune77ac: Vincent runs over and slaps Yazoo " Those are posion mushrooms"
Yazoo: MYYYYYYYYYY POSION MUSHROOMS!
Vincent looks at him like hes stupid '' those are poisoness you idiot''
Yazoo: oh really?hmmm.i have an idea
Vincent: What? ( Wakka bursts in)
Wakka: HEY GUYS!WANNA PLAY BLITZBALL? ( throws the Bltzball and hits both Yazoo and Vincent in the face) oops…….
Yazoo gets Blood-Red eyes " PREPARE TO DIE " and he takes out Velvet Nightmare thus slicing wakkas hair in half
Wakka: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO I FEEL SO NAKED
Vincent,Yazoo: GGGGEEEETTTT OOOUUUUTTT! ( Wakka flies out of the cabin)
Vincent: so whats your plan?
Yazoo: we have Wakka taste a mushroom
Vincent: hehe good idea (smirks evilly)
Yazoo: WAKKKA! (Wakka comes in with his hair in an afro)
Wakka : yeah?
Yazoo: eat this (hands Wakka the mushroom)
Wakka: yumm.but I feel really sick..
Vincent,Yazoo: (evil cackle) muhahhahhahaahhaahha!
Wakka: Whats so funny?(burp)
Vincent whispers to Yazoo '' shouldn't he be dead?''
Wakka: im gonna go (leaves)
Yazoo: he should hmmm.lets paint the mushrooms different colors and have him eat them
Vincent: Lets paint them with these gallons of " DONT USE THIS IT WILL KILL YOU paint"
Yazoo looks at the lables '' is very dangerous and will kill. use only for revenge or on idiots'' perfect……
ffmasamune77ac: Vincent: its fine by me, im going to go pick more poison food.
Vincent,Yazoo: DEAL!( both shake hands)
Vincent: what cruel fate haveth been lain upon him
Yazoo: Good you stop quoting Shakespeare and come help me
Vincent: To help or not to help is the question (lol)
( Dont get angry im not trying to insult Wakka fans )
Yazoo: tomorrow is going to be great……..
Somewhere at a Mall oO
Kanna: IMMMMM HUNNNNNGGGGGGRYYYYYY! lets stop at the Food Court
Killa,Sephiroth,Kadaj: Kanna we just ate like 7 seconds ago
Kanna: Seven seconds, means 7 second more for me to eat till I get chubby
All but kanna run around screaming " REDRUM REDRUM "
Not to bad But not to good either More chapters coming soon