Author's Notes / Disclaimer:
I'm using a different style in this chapter, different for both the previous chapter and as well for my personal writing style. If you would be so kind, please tell me in a review what you think about it…
Goldilocke: Thanks for the review, first of all. Thank you so much for liking my reviews on In Hiding (for those of you who don't know what I'm talking about, go and read Leah Kate's fantastic In Hiding, now! It's superb. It, truthfully, actually never occurred to me that one might do that… enjoy someone's review like that. I've always browsed through the reviews of stories I want to begin to read, it gives you just the right amount of spoilers and a good grip about the story, and about the author, as well. So thanks for enjoying my reviews… I'll be even more sure now to leave one after every chapter :) ( I went back and saw your review for chap26, now… and sure, you can review a review ;) )
KatieAnnie: Haha, since you live there I just have to take your word for it. And, as for Goldilocke too, thank you for liking my comments on In Hiding. As long as that story exists, it'll always have my comments/reviews. I hope this chapter, which is entirely different from what I'm used to doing, suits you… :)
Charlie: How are they holding out?
Boone: Well… they're holding him still. I think that's good measure, don't you?
Charlie: I guess. I never thought that he could be so… so…
Boone: Obsessed?
Charlie: Yeah, that's the word I'm looking for. I had no idea he was so obsessed.
Boone: I guess always saving people and helping people out gets to you in the end of the day.
Charlie: I guess so… Whose leg was it that he wanted to amputate?
Boone: Shannon's. She had a bruise and was complaining over it, and he was certain she needed an amputation.
Charlie: And whose hair was it he wanted to completely cut off?
Boone: Kate's. Said he saw an insect in it, and that it would nest and raise a family within her hair if she didn't cut it off immediately.
Charlie: And what was it that made them finally hold him down?
Boone: Oh… that was when he had stolen Locke's knives and had chased Shannon around the beach for a good fifteen minutes.
Charlie: And what's their problem now?
Boone: They're trying to figure out which one of the medical supplies is used as a sedative… and he won't tell 'em.
Charlie: Go figure. Bloody Doctor's…
- Cut to scene where Michael and Sawyer is pinning Jack down. He is struggling against them, and all three of them are sweaty from the effort. (Nooo, that wasn't at all coming from the fact that the author of this story happens to be female. Not at all.) Kate and Sayid are there as well, looking through Jack's medical supplies bag for a tranquilizer. -
Sayid: Jack! Apologize to Locke for stealing his knives!
Jack: Never! I'm a doctor, the best friggin doctor on this island…
Sawyer: That's because you're the only doctor on this island.
Jack: … and I was just trying to help someone for Pete's sake!
Sawyer: If you are going to curse, at least use appropriate cursing words, bastard.
Jack: No! I am not a coarse man… Unlike you.
Sawyer: Freckles, Muhammad, if ya don't find any tranquilizers fast I'll be happy to use one of my fists…
Jack: See! A very coarse man…
Kate: Hopefully Sun will be back any minute with those calming herbs she went after. #thinking# Poor Jack… All that saving people finally took a toll on him…
Sawyer: ' Poor Jack' ! He wanted to cut off your goddamn hair!
Kate: Hey! Stop reading my thoughts!
Sawyer: Great minds think alike… #wink wink#
#All Jaters sigh and shake their heads#
Charlie: Wait a tick… that means you must have bloody thought the same bloody thing as bloody Kate, right?
Sawyer & Kate: O-o?
Hurley: Ha, dude! That means that Sawyer's thinking sweet things about Jack… #starts singing# " Sawyer and Jack sitting in a tree… k-i-s-s…"
Sawyer: #punches Hurley in the face, knocking him out#
Charlie: Tosteal a line from my unconscious friend here… DUDE. Someone's in need of anger management.
Michael: Kate! Help me out here… hold Jack! #struggling#
Kate: No.
Michael: No?
Sawyer: I never thought you'd miss a chance to grope at the doc, Freckles…
#Jaters sigh even more, wishing to smash Sawyer in the head for not understanding that Jack and Kate's relationship is sooo beyond groping… although they fancy that, too#
Kate: No, even though I manage to be strong and sexy at the same time I just can't get that close to Jack…
Jack: Why the #bleep# not?
#Jaters agree with Jack, Skaters nod their heads approvingly#
Kate: Because then I'd ruin the whole plot if this poor-ass story! If I get too close to Jack then everything will turn into a Jater moment and Jack will forget all about saving all the people and only be fixated on me until we got so close that something not to happen between us would be inevitable... #goes red in face from oxygen deprivation# ...unless the monster or something comes along to interrupt us, and then the author of this story would have to change the plot and be given a headache…
Locke: Breathe, Kate, breathe.
Kate: #takes deep breath#
Jaters: Then give the author a friggin' head ache!
Sawyer: And forget all about me? Don't think so… I have feelings, too.
Jaters: You're a brute.
MistyX: Shush, everyone! Now it's time to get to the part of the story where…
Claire: ARGHHH! runs to everyone, screaming her lungs off
Everyone: #gasp#
Claire: Who did this to me!
Charlie: #approaching# Wha-What honey, who did…
Claire: #interrupting# Who the hell cut off all of my hair when I was sleeping!
Everyone: #looks at Jack who is strangely silent#
Jack: #whistles#
Claire: You bastard! Your attacks cut off all of my hair, and why! Why did you…
Charlie: #leaps forward and grabs her, keeping her away from Jack# Honey, it doesn't matter… you're still… you look so…
Sawyer: Bald?
Claire: I'm b-a-a-ald! #starts to cry#
Charlie: #comforts her, giving a death glare at Sawyer#
Sawyer: What? It's not my fault like she looks like the female version of Locke…
Claire: #wails even more#
Locke: Should I be offended by that?
Michael: You're like the smartest on of us… figure that one out yourself.
Locke: I wasn't asking a question.
Michael: Then what the hell were you doing?
Locke: I was making a condescending statement. Moron.
Michael: Bald wizard from Oz.
Sun: Hello everyone! I have found some poppy and crushed it down… feed it to him and it will take its affect soon enough.
Boone: Poppy? In the jungle?
Sun: What can I say, I have magic green fingers…
Jin: It is true. #grins#
Everyone: Eeew…
Sun: I should warn you, however, that this will not rid him of his obsession…
Jack: If you bring that poppy anywhere near me I'll kick Michael and Sawyer in the balls.
Sawyer: Like hell you will… #ties rope around his legs#
Kate: Everyone's getting obsessed… I wonder whose turn it is next?
MistyX: #whistles#
Kate: Oh, no you don't… runs and hides
MistyX: Ah, come on! Well well… Tune in to the next chapter to find out who gets obsessed with what.
Jack: I already know what Charlie's obsessed off.
Charlie: Oh, come on…
Jack: #sniggering# I've found him with women magazines several times…
Claire: They have hai-hair! #wails, then runs#
Charlie: Damn it all to bloody hell.