Magic Mushrooms
CHAPPY 2!
Disclaimer- Who the f**k thinks I OWN inyasha HUH??? (breathed deeply in and out for breath with a glare that can only be described as maniac @_@)
Aafke -Calm down *giving a glass of water * (A/N- hey if any of you readers watched the Anime Ranma 1/2 could you please tell me (e-mail me ^_^) what happened at the end of the series?)
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KAGOME!! Inuyasha yelled, rushing by her side. Miroku was checking over Sango.
Without a warning both girls sat up and -without looking at the boys- started walking into the woods in opposite directions. The two girls walked together but suddenly stopped the was road divided into two; Sango headed to the village while Kagome went into the forest. The hanyou and the monk watched them go in surprise, after a few moments of silence Inuyasha went after Kagome and Miroku went after Sango.
Sango was like in a trance, with an empty expression on her face, when she reached a small village. Slowly regaining her conciousness she felt warm inside VERY warm in fact she felt like her blood was being merged with fire, It did not feel bad though; in fact she loved how it felt although she had the urge of grabbing something. Although she did not know what (A/N- hehe I DO!!). So she started wandering in the village when she spotted a man who was GORGEOUS! Oh! And another one! And another one! Suddenly all the men in the village looked so HOT!
Suddenly out of nowhere a man appeard with a young woman at his side and without a warning she grabbed the man's butt! When he turned around in shock, he felt the same person that had groped him grab his hands with hers and ask "Would you give me a child?" (A/N- just for you to know men cant bear children! ^_~) The man almost fell in shock he tried to say something but could not make his mouth function so he just squealed like a girly-girl (^_^') and ran off. "Tsk, tsk. so shy." Sango said, not noticing a furious young woman beside her (the one who had been next to the man who ran off).
Miroku, on the other hand, was watching intensivly ever since the demon exterminator groped a man she didn't know at all. He wondered if some of his lechery had rubbed off on her, although he could not help but feel a twinge of jealousy rushing though his body, but he shrugged it off as he advanced towards Sango, amused, "Sango-san" he said grinning "That's not the right way to do it." clasping the furious maiden's hand he said THE Miroku line "Would you bear my child??" at the same time the taji-ya was thinking ~wow, Houshi-sama is a REAL hunk!! How could I not realize this before!! ~ the other maiden was, in fact, having just the opposite reaction as a huge mallet appeared in her hand and Miroku didn't notice the mallet (a/n- sorry, I've just read a Ranma fic) coming right to his head until it was too late.
Our favorite houshi lay unconcious on the floor (some thing like this @_@)
The mallet girl stomped her way through the village muttering things about perverted people and no respect.
Sango chuckled and bent down to check on Houshi-sama ~man was he HOT!~ Sango thought ~she must check for any serious injury~. ahem... *nudge- nudge, wink- wink *she contemplated Miroku's hands and arms, his face.. the men around the village had made her feel weird, but he made her feel like her heart was beating 10 times faster and that made it difficult to breathe and her blood was being replaced by liquid fire.
Just then Miroku woke up (he woke up much quicker than a normal human would have. I guess that what doesn't kill you makes you stronger -_-') and the first thing he heard would have sent him uncouncious again if somebody wasn't hugging him so hard. "Miroku-chan!! You're ok!" said Sango while embracing him. Miroku, still in the embrace wondered if this WAS Sango, he felt heat rushing to his face as he heard her voice shout his nickname (imagine the letcher BLUSHING HAHA) 'where did that come from? She always called me houshi-sama.' he thought and reluctalntly broke the hug and looked at Sango right in the eyes. she had a different glow about them, like a fire but it wasn't hers. 'some thing is wrong about her, I guess we have to ask Kaede for some information, but we'll have to see in InuYasha has found Kagome'.
He slowly stood up and looked at the lusty demon exterminator which looked at him strangely. ^_~ "Lets go find Inuyasha Sango-san" he said as he left walking looking her from the corner of his eye. "Sure let's go!" Sango grinned as she followed behind him and wished that the monk wouldn't use so concealing clothes. "Oh wait!" She was distracted went by some kimonos that were on for sale on a nearby store "Oh look they're so pretty!" after a while the demon exterminator come out with a back kimono with a red dragon embroidered over it. His tail was wrapped around her waist and his head rested over her right breast. A normal kimono would have ended above the ankles but her black kimono ended just above the knees. As she walked (sexily) out Miroku stayed speechless with eyes WIDE open absorbing the beauty he was just witnessing, he tried to talk but couldn't get any word out (even when the words were not that intelligent) all he could think of was 'beautiful legs' as he felt something wet sliding though his side of the mouth.
MEANWHILE. Kagome wondered through the forest with no expression, her mind was blank she just kept walking deeper and deeper into the forest until she found a clearing and a tree, then suddenly she blacked out and fell on the tall grass. Inuyasha was looking franaticly for her tracing her scent but while InuYasha ran through the forest looking for Kagome someone had already found her. "Kagome?" he picked her up from the place she had been lying "hey wake up!" she opened slowly her eyes and suddenly she saw a pair of beautiful blue eyes.
" Kouga?" she felt strange and very VERY attracted to him (who wouldn't? *DROOL*) and then she hugged him very hard "I'm so glad you're here" Kouga stood in shock 'why is she hugging me, she'd never done that before. but wait! Of course, I guess she's finally tierd of that half-breed InuYasha, she must be scared' then he thought of returning her embrace.
"Kagome!?" InuYasha came running towards them as he saw the whole scene, he felt a surge of jealousy rush though his brain. "Get away from her you whimpy wolf" he took out his sword and tried to slice him, but Kouga and jumped out of the way with Kagome in his arms on top of a branch.
"Well look who's here: InuYasha!" he said as he spat out the last word, while Kagome was looking downwards at the hanyou. "Of course I'm here! Your disgusting scent is so f****ng awful it was impossible to lose it!" he grined and prepared himself for another attack at the wolf. Kouga jumped off the branch and landed a few meters in front of him. "I told you to look out for my woman and you didn't! She was lying in the ground unconscious; she might've been killed! I will never forgive you for this!" as he pointed at Kagome, which by the way couldn't take her eyes off Kouga. InuYasha slashed his sword at him, but Kouga kept evading the attacks, he was too fast. Then InuYasha was stopped by Kouga's foot right in the face, THIS made him angry.
"You stupid wolf!" He moved his sword quickly and finally hit Kouga. The wolf demon crashed against the tree where Kagome was sitting. "Now THIS is your end, pitful wolf, you ain't bothering me or Kagome again!" "Stop, don't!" Kagome cried as she was climbing down the tree, "don't kill him!" But InuYasha didn't care and he lifted his sword prepared to deliver the final blow when suddenly "SIT!!! I told you not to kill him don't you ever listen?" InuYasha was eating dirt, "Wench why do you protect him?" She ran toward Kouga "Because-because I love him!" She felt that the word were strangely misplaced but shrugged the feeling off.
"YOU WHAT?" the two screamed and looked towards Kagome (Kouga had heard this and shot himself into a sitting position) she helped him to stand up while he was, along with InuYasha, in a state of shock and disbelief. "Yes, I love him!" she reassured and she slightly kissed him on his lips, then Kouga after a moment of being in the sixth heaven came down to earth, and smiled triumphantly at the hanyou. "Kagome you know I love you too" he said in a low voice, then he looked towards InuYasha "I guess she picked me after all you stinking mutt hahaha" and he took Kagome in arms and ran away. InuYasha was still trying to swallow what he just witnessed 'w-why?' and suddenly he fell on this knees, a tear streamed down his face.
~*CLIFFY!!*~
Hahaha hope u guys like it!!! YOU BETTER REVIEW OR YOU WILL DIE!! KUKUKU (@_@''') -Ok Maria you've got SERIUOS problems.- ~Haven't you ever heard how Naraku laughs???~ -Yeah well... Please review!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Hugs and kisses ::*::Shadowed angels!!::*::
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Disclaimer- Who the f**k thinks I OWN inyasha HUH??? (breathed deeply in and out for breath with a glare that can only be described as maniac @_@)
Aafke -Calm down *giving a glass of water * (A/N- hey if any of you readers watched the Anime Ranma 1/2 could you please tell me (e-mail me ^_^) what happened at the end of the series?)
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KAGOME!! Inuyasha yelled, rushing by her side. Miroku was checking over Sango.
Without a warning both girls sat up and -without looking at the boys- started walking into the woods in opposite directions. The two girls walked together but suddenly stopped the was road divided into two; Sango headed to the village while Kagome went into the forest. The hanyou and the monk watched them go in surprise, after a few moments of silence Inuyasha went after Kagome and Miroku went after Sango.
Sango was like in a trance, with an empty expression on her face, when she reached a small village. Slowly regaining her conciousness she felt warm inside VERY warm in fact she felt like her blood was being merged with fire, It did not feel bad though; in fact she loved how it felt although she had the urge of grabbing something. Although she did not know what (A/N- hehe I DO!!). So she started wandering in the village when she spotted a man who was GORGEOUS! Oh! And another one! And another one! Suddenly all the men in the village looked so HOT!
Suddenly out of nowhere a man appeard with a young woman at his side and without a warning she grabbed the man's butt! When he turned around in shock, he felt the same person that had groped him grab his hands with hers and ask "Would you give me a child?" (A/N- just for you to know men cant bear children! ^_~) The man almost fell in shock he tried to say something but could not make his mouth function so he just squealed like a girly-girl (^_^') and ran off. "Tsk, tsk. so shy." Sango said, not noticing a furious young woman beside her (the one who had been next to the man who ran off).
Miroku, on the other hand, was watching intensivly ever since the demon exterminator groped a man she didn't know at all. He wondered if some of his lechery had rubbed off on her, although he could not help but feel a twinge of jealousy rushing though his body, but he shrugged it off as he advanced towards Sango, amused, "Sango-san" he said grinning "That's not the right way to do it." clasping the furious maiden's hand he said THE Miroku line "Would you bear my child??" at the same time the taji-ya was thinking ~wow, Houshi-sama is a REAL hunk!! How could I not realize this before!! ~ the other maiden was, in fact, having just the opposite reaction as a huge mallet appeared in her hand and Miroku didn't notice the mallet (a/n- sorry, I've just read a Ranma fic) coming right to his head until it was too late.
Our favorite houshi lay unconcious on the floor (some thing like this @_@)
The mallet girl stomped her way through the village muttering things about perverted people and no respect.
Sango chuckled and bent down to check on Houshi-sama ~man was he HOT!~ Sango thought ~she must check for any serious injury~. ahem... *nudge- nudge, wink- wink *she contemplated Miroku's hands and arms, his face.. the men around the village had made her feel weird, but he made her feel like her heart was beating 10 times faster and that made it difficult to breathe and her blood was being replaced by liquid fire.
Just then Miroku woke up (he woke up much quicker than a normal human would have. I guess that what doesn't kill you makes you stronger -_-') and the first thing he heard would have sent him uncouncious again if somebody wasn't hugging him so hard. "Miroku-chan!! You're ok!" said Sango while embracing him. Miroku, still in the embrace wondered if this WAS Sango, he felt heat rushing to his face as he heard her voice shout his nickname (imagine the letcher BLUSHING HAHA) 'where did that come from? She always called me houshi-sama.' he thought and reluctalntly broke the hug and looked at Sango right in the eyes. she had a different glow about them, like a fire but it wasn't hers. 'some thing is wrong about her, I guess we have to ask Kaede for some information, but we'll have to see in InuYasha has found Kagome'.
He slowly stood up and looked at the lusty demon exterminator which looked at him strangely. ^_~ "Lets go find Inuyasha Sango-san" he said as he left walking looking her from the corner of his eye. "Sure let's go!" Sango grinned as she followed behind him and wished that the monk wouldn't use so concealing clothes. "Oh wait!" She was distracted went by some kimonos that were on for sale on a nearby store "Oh look they're so pretty!" after a while the demon exterminator come out with a back kimono with a red dragon embroidered over it. His tail was wrapped around her waist and his head rested over her right breast. A normal kimono would have ended above the ankles but her black kimono ended just above the knees. As she walked (sexily) out Miroku stayed speechless with eyes WIDE open absorbing the beauty he was just witnessing, he tried to talk but couldn't get any word out (even when the words were not that intelligent) all he could think of was 'beautiful legs' as he felt something wet sliding though his side of the mouth.
MEANWHILE. Kagome wondered through the forest with no expression, her mind was blank she just kept walking deeper and deeper into the forest until she found a clearing and a tree, then suddenly she blacked out and fell on the tall grass. Inuyasha was looking franaticly for her tracing her scent but while InuYasha ran through the forest looking for Kagome someone had already found her. "Kagome?" he picked her up from the place she had been lying "hey wake up!" she opened slowly her eyes and suddenly she saw a pair of beautiful blue eyes.
" Kouga?" she felt strange and very VERY attracted to him (who wouldn't? *DROOL*) and then she hugged him very hard "I'm so glad you're here" Kouga stood in shock 'why is she hugging me, she'd never done that before. but wait! Of course, I guess she's finally tierd of that half-breed InuYasha, she must be scared' then he thought of returning her embrace.
"Kagome!?" InuYasha came running towards them as he saw the whole scene, he felt a surge of jealousy rush though his brain. "Get away from her you whimpy wolf" he took out his sword and tried to slice him, but Kouga and jumped out of the way with Kagome in his arms on top of a branch.
"Well look who's here: InuYasha!" he said as he spat out the last word, while Kagome was looking downwards at the hanyou. "Of course I'm here! Your disgusting scent is so f****ng awful it was impossible to lose it!" he grined and prepared himself for another attack at the wolf. Kouga jumped off the branch and landed a few meters in front of him. "I told you to look out for my woman and you didn't! She was lying in the ground unconscious; she might've been killed! I will never forgive you for this!" as he pointed at Kagome, which by the way couldn't take her eyes off Kouga. InuYasha slashed his sword at him, but Kouga kept evading the attacks, he was too fast. Then InuYasha was stopped by Kouga's foot right in the face, THIS made him angry.
"You stupid wolf!" He moved his sword quickly and finally hit Kouga. The wolf demon crashed against the tree where Kagome was sitting. "Now THIS is your end, pitful wolf, you ain't bothering me or Kagome again!" "Stop, don't!" Kagome cried as she was climbing down the tree, "don't kill him!" But InuYasha didn't care and he lifted his sword prepared to deliver the final blow when suddenly "SIT!!! I told you not to kill him don't you ever listen?" InuYasha was eating dirt, "Wench why do you protect him?" She ran toward Kouga "Because-because I love him!" She felt that the word were strangely misplaced but shrugged the feeling off.
"YOU WHAT?" the two screamed and looked towards Kagome (Kouga had heard this and shot himself into a sitting position) she helped him to stand up while he was, along with InuYasha, in a state of shock and disbelief. "Yes, I love him!" she reassured and she slightly kissed him on his lips, then Kouga after a moment of being in the sixth heaven came down to earth, and smiled triumphantly at the hanyou. "Kagome you know I love you too" he said in a low voice, then he looked towards InuYasha "I guess she picked me after all you stinking mutt hahaha" and he took Kagome in arms and ran away. InuYasha was still trying to swallow what he just witnessed 'w-why?' and suddenly he fell on this knees, a tear streamed down his face.
~*CLIFFY!!*~
Hahaha hope u guys like it!!! YOU BETTER REVIEW OR YOU WILL DIE!! KUKUKU (@_@''') -Ok Maria you've got SERIUOS problems.- ~Haven't you ever heard how Naraku laughs???~ -Yeah well... Please review!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Hugs and kisses ::*::Shadowed angels!!::*::
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