In order for you to understand, this is a song. It is to the tune of Ever Free from Dynasty Warriors 4:Empires.
I was inspired to write this after editting an ending to be COMPLETELY Zhang He.
Zhang HEEEEEE!
Look at him go,
He is so awesome!
All the ladies want him,
'Cuz he rocks so hard!
Everything he does
Is just so great!
He's the best character
In all the Dynasty Warrior games!
How can you resist such awesome charms?
He totally rocks your world!
He is just so great,
Let's all go and worship him!
Zhang HEEEEEE!
I even want him!
Zhang HEEEEEE!
He is just that hot!
Zhang HEEEEEE!
The greatest guy in history!
I just can not get enough of his greatness!
Who is this guy?
He is just so great!
I can not resist
Such an awesome guy!
How can I
Contain myself!
I just adore him!
He is just so cool!
Dancing about on the battlefield,
He totally owns this game!
He is just so cool,
I want to marry him!
Zhang HEEEEEE!
He is too cool!
Zhang HEEEEEE!
Always will be the best!
Zhang HEEEEEE!
He really should get a raise!
He is just so great, and awesome!
When you look behind,
On the battlefield,
You see such an awesome greatness!
His name is just too cool!
He is totally...
The best character, yeah!
How can you resist such awesome charms?
He totally rocks your world!
This guy is just so cool,
We'll sing about him all day!
Zhang HEEEEEE!
Ruler of the dynasty!
Zhang HEEEEEE!
The greatesy guy EVER!
Zhang HEEEEEE!
A beautiful butterfly!
You just want to worship him all day!
You just want to worship him forever!
That part was really hard to write..