The super heroes entered with caution, since last time it had ended badly for them. Spider-Man especially. Mary Jane was here. He could feel it. He could picture her beautiful, redheaded smile right there, waiting for him to save her and take her home. Maybe lie and bed and watch Seinfeld. Or something more enjoyable.
"M.J." He whispered, suspense killing all of them. "Ooh! Over here! Over here!" A girly voice called. Spider-Man leaped into a clearing in the room, and saw Mary Jane there! But she was unconscious. "M.J.?" He called, shaking her gently. Then a smoke bomb fell from a shadowy part of the roof. Spider-Man hurried before he inhaled it. The Goblin. Fuck.
"Jackass!" He screamed, rolling off to the side and almost knocking the Fantastic Four down. "What? No pain no game." Responded that crackling voice. The Green Goblin and glider appeared before them. "Its so sad you came. I was really enjoying Mary Jane's company. We've had some real alone time, if you know what I mean." Spider-Man stood up. "You're a fucking pervert!" He hollered. The Goblin bowed. "Thank you. I try." Just then, his glider started shooting bullets. "Shit! Duck!" The Thing said, though it was obvious.
As the bullets continued, they devised a plan. "G.G.'s after me, so you guys get my girl. I'll try to lead him away, I don't think he noticed you dudes." Spider-Man said as he hurried off. Now, Mr. Fantastic was used to making the plans. He didn't like being second in command.
"Hi, cuddles!" Spider-Man said, hopping onto the Goblin's glider. He'd never tried this move before. He saw it in a Jackie Chan movie. He couldn't believe it worked. Damn, that's cool!
"I don't think I've been on here before! This is cool, but sorta wobbly. How do you keep your balance? One little move and your off." The Goblin ignored Spider-Man's presence and tried to balance the two out. Spider-Man, however, was having the time of his life. Spider-Man finally stopped having fun on the flying seesaw and knocked the Goblin off the glider. "Lets see…how do ya work this thing?" Spider-Man pressed a button with his foot, and the glider spat out flames. "Ooh, that's not right."
Finally, using all his body strength, he moved the glider up and out the roof. The falling wood cut up his costume. It was always his costume! He should put on the amour more often. Okay, now for the tricky part. Spider-Man hopped off the glider, which wasn't easy to do for a beginner. Next, he grabbed one end of it and started swinging around in circles. This glider was so heavy! Must weigh more than The King Pin, which is a real lot. Then, with all his might, he flung it into the harbor. The Green Goblin wasn't as tough without his toys.
"Oh, Gobby? Come out, come out, wherever you are!" He called from the roof. He needed to distract him so the FF could save M.J. Spider-Man hopped through and onto the floor. His spider-sense went wild as soon as he landed, and he ducked, making the Green Goblin's surprise attack seem more…noticed. "Damn it! I hate you Spider-Man! I've hated you since day one. And now I'm going to make you pay!" "Bill me!" Spider-Man said, in a really bitchy tone. The Green Goblin threw a gas at him. Spider-Man wasn't prepared for that, and he sank to the ground and blacked out.
He woke up moments later, lying down against a crate. He couldn't move. Paralyzed. He'd gone through this once or twice before. But, of course, at that time the Goblin wasn't sure if he wanted to kill him. Spider-Man needed to work his way out of this. And he knew how.
"Ooh…my head." Spider-Man moaned. "What the…paralysis gas! Why should I be surprised?" The Green Goblin set off a smoke bomb, and walked through, making his grand entrance. "Nice touch." Spider-Man commented. "Thank you." He grinned. Spider-Man just wanted to smack his ass to Uranus. But he needed time to recover.
"Spider-Man. Has it dawned on you that I haven't asked for a ransom yet?" "Yeah, it has." Spider-Man said calmly. "Well, my friend, there's a reason for that. All that. Do you know what it is?" "No, professor, but I've got a hunch its some insane scam to make me die or something." He answered. The Goblin clenched a fist. "Revenge. That's all it's ever been about. You somehow have stopped me in the past. Humiliated me. Made me seem weak and powerless. So that will end today." He but his fist down and started to pace the floor.
"I kidnapped your girl, made you worry, and almost killed you today. It seemed perfect. But, as always, you find a way to come back and haunt me!" As The Green Goblin was ranting on and on, Spider-Man was beginning to regain his strength. "Loathing isn't even saying it lightly. So, I decided to kidnap her, have you here, and kill her right in front of you. Maybe let you grieve and soak your mask for a moment, then slowly and painfully finish you off. It's simple really. Then, with you out of the way, I'll get my old chums back together. All the super villains on earth will rule the world!" Spider-Man coughed. "Ruling the world? Really not your cup of tea, Gobby. I never expected you to try that." The Goblin shrugged. "You make people crazy, you know that?" Spider-Man could feel his powers coming back. Only a few more minutes. "Well, at the risk of sounding clichéd, you'll never get away with this." The Goblin laughed. "Well, if I don't," He said pleasantly. "You wont be alive to gloat this time."
And the Goblin remained quiet, leaving our hero to worry and sweat. Or so he thought. Spider-Man felt rejuvenated and alive, baby! And this time, its personal. Spider-Man screamed and punched the Green Goblin off guard. He smashed headfirst into some crates. "You jerk! You caught me mono logging! That's not fair!" "And you call kidnapping fair?" The Green Goblin hurried over to the spot he had kept Mary Jane. But she was gone. Vanished. Disappeared. The Fantastic Four! How had he not thought of that? Oh no.
The Fantastic Four joined Spider-Man in a line, now. Which meant Mary Jane was safe and out of harms way. Spider-Man felt like he was glowing. Spider-Man put his fist into his hand, that I'm- gonna-kick-your-fucking-ass motion. "You know how the Sinister Six always come and fight me, and I'm stranded six to one?" Spider-Man asked. The Green Goblin nodded weakly, not moving from his position. Spider-Man wished The Goblin could see his smile. "Well, prepare to be ambushed."