Spider-Man couldn't move. His entire body went numb. He thought about spinning a web, but realized how that ended with Gwen Stacy. Instead, our hero leaped off the bridge and went after the love of his life. Spider-Man spun webs in front of him and pulled on them to give him more speed. He reached Mary Jane's arm, and latched onto her tight. Spider-Man held onto her with one hand and with the other spun a web that stuck to the bridge. They jolted to a stop.
Mary Jane's eyes slowly opened, and she remembered all that had happened. "Omigod! Peter!" She turned to look at Spider-Man. "He's okay," Spider-Man said. "I've got you, now." "That Goblin!" She screamed. "Mary Jane, I need you to calm down." He said. But then, the sound of the glider made them shiver. "He had a spare!" Spider-Man growled. He looked at Mary Jane. "M.J. He's coming. He'll kill us." "What do we do?" She asked, shaking. "I'm going to let go of the web." Mary Jane looked at him, saying are you fucking crazy? Spider-Man kissed her through his mask. "We'll be okay as long as we're together." He told her. She nodded and squeezed Spider-Man as they fell.
The splash was loud and the water was freezing. Mary Jane let go of Spider-Man and floated to the top. "Mary Jane," He said, out of breath. "We need to swim away from here. Stay under water for as long as you can." She nodded and started swimming. Spider-Man looked up at the sky. The Green Goblin was hovering overhead, cursing. He didn't see them yet. Perfect. Spider-Man dove under water and started swimming. He couldn't see through this disgusting water. It was so dark and cold, like swimming in the artic. But Spider-Man never had had that experience, so he couldn't tell for sure.
He came up for a breath, weakly sucking in air. He couldn't really breathe through his mask. But he couldn't take it off. He needed to keep moving. Spider-Man spotted Mary Jane. She was leading him somewhere. She had a plan. Good. Because right now his plan was swimming and breathing.
Mary Jane led him over to the land on which the bridge stood. She didn't squeeze out her hair like she usually did when she got out from the pool or something. Spider-Man rolled onto the ground beside her. "M.J., are you…okay?" He said, taking deep breaths. "Yeah." She said back. "Yeah, she's just fine." Said a crackled voice. Spider-Man sat up and spun around. The Green Goblin! How!
"Run!" Spider-Man said, tackling the man on the glider. "Run, damn it!" But she didn't move. When Spider-Man was thrown back by the Goblin and he landed by her, she sat next to him, rolled up his mask, and went to kiss him. But instead, she put a white cloth to his mouth. A cloth filled with drugs. The room spun for our hero, and then all went blank.
When he woke up, his wrists were restrained to a wall by iron clamps. Mary Jane was next to him. Unconscious. Spider-Man tried to get his wrists out, but the restraints were too tight. And the drugs had made him weary. Great. Nothing better than to be completely helpless inside the lair of an evil maniac whose entire life was bent on killing you.
Mary Jane woke up a little later, and looked right at him. "Peter!" She cried. Spider-Man didn't answer. He didn't even look at her. "How could you, M.J.?" Mary Jane looked confused. "How could I what? What are you talking about?" Spider-Man looked at her. "You double crossed me, M.J. Don't play dumb. Its really not the time." Mary Jane give him a what the fuck are you talking about look. He was getting these looks a lot lately. "I don't know what you're talking about. First, The Green Goblin took me. I was in this warehouse. Then the Fantastic Four came to save me. Then some man brought me here. He was dressed as a cop. But he drugged me." Spider-Man started to think. "You were here since then?" He asked. She nodded. "The whole time, stuck to this stupid wall." Spider-Man thought. "I was just drugged…but by you!" "That's insane! I didn't do it! I love you!" Spider-Man couldn't think straight. What the hell was going on?
The Green Goblin waltzed in with a huge smile on his face. This was an actual smile, like he was happy. "Hello, Spidey. I hope you didn't think you're girl would really stand by your side forever. You didn't think that, did you?" Mary Jane spat on him. "You creep! What did you do?" The Goblin wiped the spit off his face and sighed. "I wanted it to be a surprise, but if you really want to know…" Just then, someone walked through the door that made both their mouths drop. The Goblin laughed. "Meet Mary Jane Watson-Parker!"
This girl looked exactly like Mary Jane. For all Spidey knew, she was Mary Jane! But something wasn't right. She didn't have her smile on. And he breasts weren't…like they were. Neither were her waists. Or her legs. "That's not Mary Jane!" Spider-Man said, trying to pull free from the wall. The Goblin waved a finger. "Good thing I made your restraints extra strong, eh Web Head?" Spider-Man growled. "No, you're right. That's no Mary Jane. The real one's right next to you. But, check out her, huh?" The fake Mary Jane smiled and waved. She then reached under her neck and started pulling at it. Spider-Man figured it all then. "Chameleon!" Spider-Man yelled. "I shoulda known! My M.J.'d never look that ugly!" The Chameleon ripped off the mask, reveling his white face. "Very good, genius." He said. "Now, excuse me while I change. I hate mimicking a woman!"