Every Story is a Love Story

by

Draco's Daughter

Disclaimer: Lord of the Rings isn't mine. Only the Jester.

Legolas: Hi everybody! DD's getting used to a new laptop and so all of her fics will be down for a while.

The Jester: This actually means that she's had a motherboard crash and now has to start alllll over again! Bwahahahahahahahahahaha! (gets hit over the head by Legolas)

Legolas: Yes, well. She has to go to the computer people and get all of the files from the old computer placed upon the new one. Sounds fun, huh? The sad part, all of her games are lost to the four winds. She must also regain her copy of Photoshop elements from her friend, Jenny, so that she may begin working on art again. Alas, I knew that soda pop was evil...

Jester: Well, at least we get to have fun! (Legolas and the Jester start dancing idiotically)

Legolas: (stops) Now! Here is the never before seen random LOTR song for everybody! DD came up with it by putting together the first lines of the songs from Aurthur Rakin and Bass's idiotic animated LOTR's. And, shhhh, one from Bakshi! Bwahahahaha!

A/N: It may take a few weeks before everything's back to normal with my fics and art and stuff. It's been four days since I've even typed anything! I had stories that I wasn't even ready to release yet on that computer! I shall NEVER have a coke around the computer again! (swears by the river Styx)

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The end of the ring, the return of the king. Where there's a whip, there's a way. It's so easy, not to try. Roads go ever, ever on. The greatest adventure! Frodo of the nine figners and the ring of doom. Heave, ho, splash, plop, rollin down the hole. The streams shall run in gladness. Fifteen birds, in five fir trees. Down, down to Goblin town! The dragon is whithered. Oh, tra, la, la lally, here down in the valley. Beyond the misty mountains cold. There is an inn, a merry old in. The wearer of the ring, the bearer of the ring. You are standing at the feet of the towers of the teeth. That's what Bilbo Baggins hates! The cracks of doom...

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A/N: Yeah, that's it. The whole song.