A VilleVallo Story
Chapter 1
Iceland
Walking around the pool table Bam Margera and Mige Vedo are holding hands, Ryan Dunn is in full blown shit talk mode, his shit talk-o meter is at eighty and he is talkin big shit, "I will bet you... five hundred dollars that I will go down Leggjabrjotur tomorrow..." Bam and Mige start talking Bam said, "Man he'll try to impress anyone right now..." Mige turns to him and says, "Man he so fucking loaded right now..." Then Bam turns to Dunn and asks him, "So If we were to go to Iceland tomorrow you would do Leggjabrjotur?" "Think before you say it!" "..." "We're waiting!" Mige says, "Definitely!"
XX The next Morning
Bam and Mige walk into Ryan's room and wake him up by throwing porn magazines on his chest. Ryan looks up and Bam says, "We're going to Iceland..." Bam says to himself, "all because of a bar argument last night we're really going to Iceland..." And then Mige looks into the closet and finds Raab laying there asleep the only thing that is in the closet is a mini TV with porno's in it. Which is probably the reason he was in there, Mige thought to herself.
XX thirty minutes later
Rake Yohn yells out, "C'mon! We have a plane to catch!" As Ryan nervously sits on the four-wheeler. In the airport Bam makes fun of Raab's gay ass book bag, on the plane Rake Yohn gets drunk at the mini bar... And then Dunn puts a drop of hot sauce in his mouth while he is asleep. Rake wakes up and backhands Dunn.
Arriving in Iceland Mige says, "Your going to a whole new country you would think that finding a barrel would be the least of your worries..." Bam couldn't find a barrel so he sees two men carrying a barrel and he asks them, "Where did you get your barrel?" they said they got it at the chemical plant. "You can find anyone that works there." So Ryan says, "Let's just wait till tomorrow to buy a barrel." Then Bam said, "No we're wasting to much time." So Bam jumps the fence, dumps all of the chemicals out of the barrel and then runs back over throws the barrel over the fence and then jumps over the fence. Riding in the car Ryan is pissed off because things are really coming together. "I'm so proud of myself." Said Bam, "I found a it." "I found the waterfall Leggjabrjotur." "Barrel time Dunn." said Bam with a smirk on his face. We were all laughing, "Not only did Dunn not want to go down the waterfall, but he had to walk about a 1/2 a mile up a mountain to get there." Mige thought to herself. Now at the top of Leggjabrjotur Bam says, "Ok Dunn hop in..." "Hop in." mumbles Dunn in a smartelic tone as he got into the barrel and immediately popped out, and says, "No! There's no way I'm not doing it." So Bam went to talk to him. "Yeah, it sounds great when I'm drunk at a bar. But look down there, I mean just look! Yes it looks like a nice little lagoon, but look up here there's rocks everywhere!" Says Dunn, and then Bam says, "Yeah but you'll just be tapping them on the way down." "Tapping them! Tapping them!" "Yeah," "I weigh one hundred-sixty pounds Bam... One hundred sixty! There's going to be no tapping involved here! There's going to be plunging, into jagged ass rocks! I mean just look down there! It looks like fucking Hell it self!" Bam sighs and rolls his eyes. Walking back to the other side of Leggjabrjotur he watches Dunn slide slowly back into the barrel.