Before on How to Wrap a Gift…(how do u like my soap opera voice!)
(oh I don't Harry POtterr….sniffle I will buy him for $72.50…..
LESSON 1 (wrapping misshaped loppy objects.)
"Are you calling me loppy Sirius!"
"No I am calling you something that looks loppy!"
"Fine! Since I am not fit to be wrapped…find another dude who will let you wrap them!"
"You know what Remus, you have a very nice body, don't you agree prongs,"
"Of course Padfoot, I mean he has that rock hard body from lifting book everywhere. And his Bea-u-tiful hair….sigh. Your not loppy at all Moony, your gorgeous!"
"Okay, okay…..I mean if I really am that good-looking…"
"Of course Moony, I mean all the girls wont be able to resist! Right Prongs.."
"Not only girls…."
"AHHH Prongs I though you loved me..sniffle…you ditched me for Moony! The tragedy…I thought we were meant to be"
"AWW Padfoot…..BIGHUG!"
"NO PDA PRONGS, not in front of Remus…he might get jealous."
"Prongs"
"Yeah"
"Shut up"
"On with the Lesson…Okay, so when wrapping gorgeous bodies, you have to remember, they aren't perfectly shaped. I mean gorgeous bodies aren't like a square. So you choose a wrapping paper that goes well with the complexion."
"Oooooooooooh purple with orange polka dots,. Oooh they should move (the polka dots)!"
"PRONGS NO MAGIC!"
"Pink?"
"Bea-u-tiful. Now you must take the paper and roll it around Remus until everything is covered. It doesn't have to be perfect…his body makes for it. Then you cut it!"
"Remus!"
"No dweeb, the paper!"
"I OBJECT! James is going to murder me!"
"What makes you say that?" James chucking the scissors at a piece of parchment
"Ooooh pointy! OMG it's a lolly pop!"
"A lolly pop!"
"A lolly pop!"
"I am cutting Prongs!" snip snip "Now tape the paper to each other!"
"PAdfoot!"
"Yeah"
"Moony's Gone!"
Muffled "I am here dimwad!"
Gasp "He is in there! GOLY GEE WILLIKErS!"
"Now for the finishing touch!"
"Ooooooh a bow!" smack, right of Remus's head
"BEA-U-TIFUL PRONGS!"
"PADFOOT" both Remus and James together
"Shutup"
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