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Chapter I

The Visitors

"Hey…Hakkai, how long 'till the next town?"

"Goku, you do know that our burdens have been added by another task," Hakkai smiled. Him, Goku, and their other two companions were riding in a truck big enough for all four of them to pass through desert sands. The car was actually another 'form' of a small snow-colored dragon with beady red-ruby eyes named Hakuryu—the pet of the driver, Cho Hakkai.

"Why did they dump THEIR problems on us anyway? What do they think we are—supernatural beings who don't need breaks and never get tired?"

"Actually, Gojyo, they're the ones who are the supernatural beings," Goku blinked.

Gojyo, sprawled on what little space the vehicle had, started whining, "MY point exactly. THEY'RE the ones with all the powers and immortality junk, so THEY should be doing THEIR work and quit DUMPING them on others."

"You're being redundant with what you're trying to prove, baka. No matter how many times you reword your statements, nothing's going to happen."

"Oh, so now the almighty and high monk gets to act superior?"

Mocked, the monk also known as Genjo Sanzo straightened up and took out his revolver, pointing it in the direction of the center of Gojyo's forehead, "You want to die?"

Gojyo glared at him and replied, "What're you gonna do? You can't shoot—"

He was cut halfway as a fired bullet raced just a centimeter above his head and a single crimson hair strand could be seen falling slowly in front of his face. Sanzo didn't say anything further and sat back down. The 'victim' who foolishly challenged the hot-tempered monk just slid into his seat. All was silent.

Hakkai sweat-dropped, and uneasily said, "Ahaha—well now, isn't this a beautiful scenery. We should stop to enjoy this kind of things more ofteeeeeeeee---!"

Again, another person was cut off short the second time that day in the land of Saiyuki, as they were unexpectedly sucked into another dimension.

"Bombay, Balinese—can you hear me?"

"Yes."

"State your positions."

"Bombay on the east wing of the building—forty-five degrees. Balinese on the same wing about five meters away from Bombay at a corner."

"Siberian here. Closing in on target."

"Be careful. There could be traps."

"Roger that. Entering."

"Abyssinian—where are you?"

"Beside the door Siberian's entering. Where else?"

"Siberian—what do you see?"

"Hey—there's this black thing here—hey!"

"Siberian! What the—"

"Abyssinian! Siberian! Do you hear me? Hello?"

"Balinese—let's go! Quick!"

Both shadows raced through the corridors as Bombay shot darts at the security systems and cameras. They arrived at their destination, and were pulled into the confusion that caused them to start. The building was now empty.

"Alright! A new mission! And this time, it's an A-rank!"

"Mou! Naruto! Quit jumping and get over here! You'll fall into the river if you're not careful!"

"Don't worry, Sakura-chan! I'm a ninja who will become the greatest Hokage! Something as stupid as slipping into the water will never happen to—" Naruto stopped and stared up at the sky, as two dark holes opened up. Then he saw about eight…things shooting through the air and, "HEL--!" landing on top of him, leaving us to wonder whether he was going to say 'help' or 'hell'. Go figure.

Kakashi appeared beside the aching Naruto while holding his beloved book, wherever he was under the pile of…bodies, "Are you alright?"

A muffled voice and a waving hand signaled that Naruto was still alive. Sakura, on the other hand, seeing all the bodies, started screaming with terror. Sasuke ignored whatever happened, and plugged his ears with his fingers in order to protect his eardrums from the high-pitched voice that of Sakura's.

Kakashi peered and examined the faces of each, and spotted eyes blinking through a dark-hole, confused. Anyone would be, he supposed, if they suddenly crashed out of a black hole from only God knows where. The pair of eyes shot up and was released from the pile, followed after a tall, long red-haired man with a blue bandana who was pushed and made contact with the floor by a blond monk with a revolver. A kind-looking fellow popped out with a tiny dragon attempting to soothe the argument the first three 'men' were in.

"Yare, yare…"

The other four people were already standing up and discussing their predicament. They did not know where they were, who the strange 'beings' were, WHEN they were, and worst of all, under the current circumstances, they would not be able to accomplish their given mission.

"Abyssinian…what are we going to do?"

"We're going to get in trouble…I just know it."

"Balinese, shut up. Bombay—do you have any idea where we are? Do you recognize anything, or anyone here?"

"Well…believe it or not, I don't have a clue. This place is entirely foreign to me."

"We've got a problem here…"

"No duh, Sherlock."

"What? It's not as if someone like YOU can do any better about our situation."

"And what did you mean by 'someone like you'?"

"Figure that out yourself, dunce."

"Will the both of you—"

"URUSAI! Kuso baka…" a bullet went pass in between two of his companions, and another through the other two who were arguing, "Damn it…four people made me waste two of my bullets…"

"Hey, you! What gave you the right to shoot that thing at us? Do you know who you're messing with!"

"Balinese! Wait!"

Hakkai glanced over at Gojyo and Goku, who were mouthing to the one called 'Balinese', 'No! Baka! You'll get killed!'

Balinese ignored them and pulled out his thin wire from his watch, but before he could pull even a foot out, a kunai pierced and cut it.

"Whoa! What was that!" Goku's eyes widened, amazed.

They all turned to a spiky black-haired kid who was standing out in front of three more people. Well, two kids and an irresponsible-looking adult, more like. His hand was out, indicating that he was the one who threw the blade in the middle of all that fussing about, "It seemed that all you eight were either ignoring us, or didn't even notice the fact that we were present. You are within our territory, and we cannot allow you to pass or even remain here without an identification of which who you are, and under what business you're in. That is the order and rule of all hidden villages."

Again, silence. Then the one of the shortest holding a red staff spoke up, "Konnichiwa! Ah…Omae wa Son Goku desu! Uhm…the monk is Genjo Sanzo, and the baka over there with the long hair is Sha Gojyo. The one with the dragon is Cho Hakkai. Dare desu ka—OW!"

He was smacked against the head by Gojyo, "Baka saru! Don't just give away our names like that! We could end up dead because of you!"

"Abyssinian—is it alright?"

"They're just a bunch of brats and a lazy-looking idiot. Go ahead."

"Hey, you're being mean…"

"That's just the way he is."

"Wow. You guys actually agreed on something."

"We're not that bad…"

"Anyway, Konnichiwa—I'm Tsukiyono Omi. The grumpy one's Fujimiya Aya. The guy with the goggle's Hidaka Ken, while the one who was about to use a wire a minute ago is Kudou Youji." Omi bowed politely and said nothing else, even if he were as well curious about who the other people were.

"We may know your names, but none of you has stated your business here."

Hakkai and Omi spoke up, and started explaining things. Sanzo and Aya thought, 'What are you doing, idiot! You're giving away our identities!"

As soon as they were done, the ninjas looked at each other.

"Hey…they kind of connect to our mission, don't you think?"

"Yeah…the missing people…Could they be some of them?"

"I doubt it. What Orochimaru wants are ninjas. And the certainly don't look like ninjas."

"Quiet. Will have to bring them to the Hokage."

"Tsunade ba-chan?"

"Quit being disrespectful, Naruto!"

"Stop babbling. We're wasting time here."

"Right."

The four turned to them, and each walked up to a pair of people. The 'people' were looking at them, and asked, "What? HEY!"

Without another word, they picked them up and reentered Konoha village, and jumped from building to building, to introduce their Hokage to the visitors and vice versa.