(Next scene: Crash is in his room, trying on his old boy scout uniform)
Crash: A little snug, but it fits. (the shirt is size of a midriff and the pants were
too short to even be "Daisy Dukes". Crash walks outside) Well, I'm off to the
campsite, guys.
Coco: Good luck. He'll need it.
(Crash sees an old lady about to cross the street)
Crash: Hello, old lady. Mind if I help you cross the street?
Old Lady: AARGH! (she pulls out some pepper spray, sprays Crash and hits him with
the empty can and walks away)
Crash: Ow! What was that all about?
(Aku Aku and Mayne, after witnessing this, goes to help Crash)
Aku Aku: Crash, elderly women find it charming for little boys to help them cross the street.
Mayne: But when a guy your age does it, it's just plain creepy. Speaking of which, you may want to get a bigger uniform.
Crash: No need. I haven't worn this in years and it still fits, see. (the uniform rips apart, exposing him. a police officer blows the whistle, writes a citation and stamps it over Crash's...well you know).