EoD: My gosh! People ACTUALLY REVIEWED! And I thought no one would read since it seemed so boring. oo
Sasuke: Baka. There are only three. TT
Hakkai: Yare, yare—be nice. ;
Aya: Why should he? After all—what he's saying IS the truth. ¬¬
EoD: Oh, shaddap. You two not helping one bit—unless you wish for me to take away your "beloved ones" from you. )
Sasuke & Aya: OO both bow Oh, beloved author—hear are pleas! Have mercy on us and give us your blessings!
EoD: Very well. You may leave. sees the two leaving Now…ahem
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Disclaimer: This author does not own Naruto, Saiyuki, and Weiss Kreuz, which are the anime/manga involved including their characters, and anything else from them. However the author does own the extra characters and the main plot of the story.
Also, I would like to apologize for previous grammatical and spelling errors. I will try to keep better watch next time. With that said, on with the story.
Chapter II
The Hokage
"Are you sure it's alright to go in? A lot of things have been happening lately, and she's been piled with tons of paperwork. We might disturb her and…"
"…Receive her wrath."
"Naruto, shut up. Kakashi-sensei…" Sakura raised her head with a worried look in her eyes and concern for the current Hokage.
"Whose wrath? Whoever it is, he can't be worse than our corrupt monk here—YEOW!"
"Urusai."
"Perhaps he can tell us where we are."
Naruto blinked twice, and laughed, "Actually, he's a she." The newcomers reverted their eyes to him and were blatantly stating their thoughts without moving their mouths, "HUH?"
"Don't worry, Sakura-chan. It'll be alright. Besides—if I know Hokage-sama, then she'll be…" slowly opening the door of the office, Kakashi and the others came face to face with a drooling sandy-blonde-haired woman covered by several sheets of paper, "…asleep."
Naruto walked right up to the female and started poking her, "Baa-chan." No sound came.
"…Baa-chan."
A grunt and wiping of drool.
"BAA-CHAN."
Incoherent mumbles.
"BAA-CHAN! WAKE UP, DMMT!" he began shoving her, and she fell head first onto the floor.
"Itai! What the—" standing up, she suddenly saw team seven and foreigners in her office, "—oh. We have guests. Do they have an appointment? Who are they, and why are they here?"
Kakashi stepped forward, bowed, and stood upright, "Hokage-sama, these people appeared from the sky and landed on Naruto. It appears that they do not know why or where they are, and have no business here. Although they related to us how they came here and what they were doing before then—as we listened to them, we found that there may be a connection to Orochimaru and our mission. The four on the left are known as Weiß Kreuz, meaning 'white cross'. From left to right, they are Fujimiya Aya, Tsukiyono Omi, Hidaka Ken, and Kudou Youji. The four on the right are the Sanzo-ikkou—on the most right, Sha Gojyo, followed by Cho Hakkai, Son Goku, and finally, Genjo Sanzo."
Tsunade stared out a window with her arms behind her back, "A connection? …Very well. Give them shelter and other necessities—I'll talk to the council. We'll discuss this later."
"Hai, Hokage-sama."
"Hmmm? And what do we have here? Won't you guide us yourself instead, Ho-ka-ge-sa-ma?" Youji casually leaned on the glass beside Tsunade, and felt a shock of pain on his neck. Before him, the Hokage was gone.
"Aren't you a bit bold for a stranger? The answer is no, and you will go to your rooms." Tsunade was behind him sticking her index and her middle fingers out putting pressure on some of Youji's nerve points. Youji couldn't move, and only after nodding in resignation did she withdraw her fingers and sat back down to continue stamping forms and contracts.
"You are within the hidden village of the leaf, Konoha's territory. You will abide by our rules, laws, and commands. If you cause any mishaps, you will be held responsible and punishment shall be executed upon you. Understood?" each nodded, "Good. Relax for a while and explore the village. Try getting used to the surroundings here and how things work, because if my assumptions are correct, you'll be staying here for a long while. Kakashi, Sakura—you two will be guarding the group of Weiß Kreuz while Sasuke and Naruto deal with the Sanzo-ikkou. You may now leave."
"Hai."
"Talk about your aggressive babe," mumbled Youji as he left the office and closed the doors. He was still gently rubbing the back of his neck, feeling the lingering, slightly throbbing pain caused by the Gondaime.
"You WERE being a bit too straightforward," Omi commented. He was currently pondering on the information he's taken in since they arrived in their land. He cringed as he reminisced the pain he felt landing from the sky out of the blue.
Ken fixed himself a bit and wiped his sweat off with a hand towel (Don't ask how he got one—he just has one, so there! XD) "A bit? He was being bold and stupid again, as usual. Ignorance is truly bliss, no?"
"Dmn you bastard!"
"What, you wanna fight me?"
"SHIN!" a sound was heard of a katana being pulled out from its sheath. Seems like a god of death has been angered, dear readers.
"In the beginning, we were supposed to be on a mission concerning a special case of disappearing people. As we were going through with it, we end up being sucked through some sort of portal and traveled through time, which shouldn't even be possible according to modern science, the latest technology of the twenty-first century, AND what Kritiker has. We fell from the sky by some unexplainable phenomenon, and landed into what may seem like a village in another unknown part of Japan full of ninja-look-alikes who may most likely have the ability to attack us at any time given the signal if we do a single mistake. Now, from what we've gathered, we're currently stuck here of no knowledge where we are, or even WHEN we are, and all you can do is squabble like five-year olds who just keep ranting on and on and on? HLL! Even THAT sort of a description's an understatement. You're even WORSE than five-year olds—they're certainly much more mature and respectable than both of you. You're not even FIT to be called people," Aya gasped as he finished his…statements, all in one breath. Talk about your lung capacity. oo;
The rest of the group gaped in shock at Aya's lengthy lecture, amazed to find out that their normally silent leader could release such a great amount of words (I am as well—but I'm the author, so I'm not. XD)
A twitchy person could be seen somewhere amongst the group of the Sanzo ikkou (Is that right? I've already forgotten—please tell me the right one if I'm wrong); and if you've even bothered to predict, then yes, the almighty fan makes is appearance once more—except instead of thwacking his two numb-skulled companions, he decided to aim for the redhead's "buddies".
"Urusai…too nosiy…"
"Sanzo! Harraheta!"
"SAME GOES FOR YOU!"
As Kakashi was forced to endure the meaningless "disruptors of peace", he silently walked towards a rope, suspiciously hanging in mid-air, and immediately pulled it.
"THUNK!"
"Wha--?" everyone stared at the needle on the ground as soon as they realized their little fistfights were broken by it. The three other ninjas though, looked at it for a bit and immediately stepped back beside their teacher with "sweatdrops" and sighs emitting from them.
"THUNK THUNK THUNK THUNK THUNK THUNK THUNK THUNK THUNK!"
"HLY SHT!"
"WHAT THE HLL!"
"HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELP!"
A shower of needles fell upon them, seeming as if they're dancing in "metallic" rain. Oh, what fun—don't you agree?
The torture finally ended, leaving the Sanzo ikkou and the Weiss Kreuz group panting with torn clothes, wounds and gashes, and of course, blood. The fresh, thick crimson liquid dripping from their heads, mouths—their beautiful skins of all colors—porcelain, white, tan—quite a sight to behold (QUICK! GET YOUR CAMERAS! XDDD)
What was amazing, was not the fact that they're all agreeing on something, but what they were actually agreeing on. Within the recesses of their minds came screaming the thought, 'WE have to stay HERE 'til FURTHER NOTICE!'